CrazyDudette22
Sep 1 2005, 10:26 AM
Yep-unfortunately!!! I so much prefer shorter holidays (our summer ones are 9-10 weeks long) than saturday school...
sarah-flute
Sep 1 2005, 11:01 AM
Happy Birthday, Helen!
Andy-piano-flute
Sep 1 2005, 11:02 AM
Happy birthday, Helen
anakrron
Sep 1 2005, 11:03 AM
Happy birthday!
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 11:03 AM
Just so you know, if you're coming to the forums concert and you get welcomed by someone, it will be me, so don't worry! Now I've got to sort out that job list before I find more useful threads for the awards. It's going to be a busy day today!
Happy birthday Helen!
Car Expert
YetAnotherPianist
Sep 1 2005, 11:06 AM
Happy Birthday!

(honestly, flautists with their lung capacity

)
Oddball
Sep 1 2005, 11:15 AM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 1 2005, 11:03 AM)
Just so you know, if you're coming to the forums concert and you get welcomed by someone, it will be me, so don't worry! Now I've got to sort out that job list before I find more useful threads for the awards. It's going to be a busy day today!
Happy birthday Helen!
Car ExpertDoes this mean I'm not the only teenager going????
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 11:16 AM
Yes, but I'm going to be watching so I can meet everyone and see how good they are!
Car Expert
Helen
Sep 1 2005, 11:18 AM
Thanks everyone!
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 12:47 PM
Here's one job over and done with!
Updated List:QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 102
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 4 Bouncers
TOTAL REQUIRED = 05
TOTAL JOBS = 107Car Expert
zauberfagott
Sep 1 2005, 12:53 PM
Do you need 2 turtle-doves?
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 12:54 PM
What? Where? Pardon?
Car Expert
zauberfagott
Sep 1 2005, 01:04 PM
Well, seeing as you have a Partridge in a Pear Tree....it only makes sense....
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 01:06 PM
Updated List:QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree: Katyjay
<! 1 Turtle-Dove: crazy_purple_piano_freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 104
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 4 Bouncers
TOTAL REQUIRED = 09
TOTAL JOBS = 109Car Expert
zauberfagott
Sep 1 2005, 01:08 PM
I was half mucking-around but while you're looking for them I'll put my hand up for the job
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 01:11 PM
No problem *Adds vacancy to previous job list*
Car Expert
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Sep 1 2005, 01:53 PM
I'll be a turtle dove!!!!!!!!!
<sigh> gone are the days of purple and pink joblists!
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 01:56 PM
See, the Very Busy Man is actually quite clever in sorting out the job list to the original design! *Adds it above*
Car Expert
Noodelz
Sep 1 2005, 03:31 PM
I swear I was a bouncer.
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 03:33 PM
Sorry Noodelz, I was only looking for the posts with the job lists so I must have missed that.
Updated List:QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 105
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
TOTAL REQUIRED = 07
TOTAL JOBS = 112Car Expert
Noodelz
Sep 1 2005, 03:42 PM
That's better.
Choddy
Sep 1 2005, 03:43 PM
Any jobs going spare??
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Sep 1 2005, 03:44 PM
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 03:46 PM
Here are the required vacancies, Choddy. You can choose from the list below, or invent your own job. Remember you can have more than one job.
Noodelz
Sep 1 2005, 03:47 PM
I have 4! Not possible in reality, but anything goes in virtuality!
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 03:48 PM
Whoops, my last post didn't work. I can't edit it!
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
TOTAL REQUIRED = 07Car Expert
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 03:50 PM
QUOTE(Noodelz @ Sep 1 2005, 04:47 PM)
I have 4! Not possible in reality, but anything goes in virtuality!
I think you meant 5, I'm not sure!
Car Expert
Noodelz
Sep 1 2005, 03:52 PM
Really? Let me count 1,2,3...
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 03:53 PM
Don't worry, my brain's not working!
Car Expert
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 04:34 PM
Now who's going to make the cake for Helen's birthday?
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
No Bob, you just concerntrate on your ice cubes and watch everyone have fun! *Hands Bob another bucket of ice cubes*
Car Expert
Choddy
Sep 1 2005, 05:10 PM
Can I be the "Resident Viola Player For People To Laugh At?"
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 05:19 PM
Here you go Choddy (look out for the bold writing for your name)!
Updated List:QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 106
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
TOTAL REQUIRED = 07
TOTAL JOBS = 113Car Expert
Choddy
Sep 1 2005, 06:05 PM
YAY well done for volunteering CPPF! What flavour is it going to be?
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Sep 1 2005, 06:09 PM
er...the usual choc toffee neverending do?
Choddy
Sep 1 2005, 06:13 PM
it certainly will! maybe we could have a scoop of ice cream with it because it's a special occasion!

(is it??

)
*prepares ice cream*
Noodelz
Sep 1 2005, 06:13 PM
We are all in the birthday spirit, and I need to celebrate as well (but I don't need a cake for this) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY 400TH POST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ahem... I'll go now.
Choddy
Sep 1 2005, 06:15 PM
I think I'll join in!!!
My 200th!! YAAAAAAAAY
Congratulations Noodelz *shakes Noodelz' hand*
By the way, my friends call me Noodles! Just thought people would want to know...
violin-ann
Sep 1 2005, 06:16 PM
Happy Birthday, Helen! Would love some of that cake now
noodle
Sep 1 2005, 06:20 PM
Me too. CPPF makes fantastic cakes. I guess well just have to wait!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Sep 1 2005, 06:48 PM
Sorry it took so long!
Tuck in! <serves room sized cake to everyone!!>
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 06:49 PM
*Walks in after buying a sock for Bob's head*
Oy Bob! Get out of the kitchen! CPPF is trying to cook!
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
Oh sorry! I thought I should practice getting my own ice cubes.
Good excuse Bob!
Car Expert
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 06:51 PM
Hmmm...cake!
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
No Bob, you're allergic to cakes! Just concerntrate on your ice cubes.
Oh yes, before I forget, save some cake for janexxx!
Car Expert
CrazyDudette22
Sep 1 2005, 06:55 PM
Could I have some cake please CPPF? with extra toffee? I've just had yoghurt but virtual cakes don't fill anyone up so that's good!

And again, happy brirthday!!!!! I'm glad everybody's in a hyper mood today!!! Yay!!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Sep 1 2005, 07:04 PM
Cake is NEVERENDING..so take as much as you want!
CrazyDudette22
Sep 1 2005, 07:12 PM
Thanks! *takes a bite* mmmm...
Car Expert
Sep 1 2005, 07:34 PM
Chocolate toffee
Car Expert
nicki_flute
Sep 1 2005, 07:35 PM
Oh sounds nice to me *takes a small slice*