Bob had a nice time looking at his new café. His brain is still a bit dozy so I might have to take him there when he feels better, but where's Steve Hopwood? He was supposed to tell us what the problem is with his brain!
Car Expert
Full Version: Come In, Sit Down !
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You better make sure he has no cake from the new café! Or he might get worse.
Do we have a telephone in the café?
Car Expert
Car Expert
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 2 2005, 06:23 PM)
Do we have a telephone in the café?
Car Expert
Car Expert
Yeah but its always engaged as we are always on dial-up to the internet
QUOTE(janexxx @ Sep 2 2005, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 2 2005, 06:23 PM)
Do we have a telephone in the café?
Car Expert
Car Expert
Yeah but its always engaged as we are always on dial-up to the internet
we'll have to get some braodband installed
Oh well, I just have to trust my mobile. Now where did I put it...
Oy, Bob, give me back my phone! *Snatches it off him* Naughty naughty penguin!
For what?
I think you meant sorry!
Now to phone up Mr Hopwood if my mobile allows me to!
Car Expert
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
Hey, Car Expert, can I eat this?
Oy, Bob, give me back my phone! *Snatches it off him* Naughty naughty penguin!
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
Thanks!
For what?
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
No, I said thanks!
I think you meant sorry!
Now to phone up Mr Hopwood if my mobile allows me to!
Car Expert
Can I be the Broadband guy? That would mean I have 5 jobs and I would fill up my signiture space but I want to be one!
Noodelz comes to the rescue!
Updated List:
Updated List:
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Broaband Guy: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 107
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
TOTAL REQUIRED = 07
TOTAL JOBS = 114
Car Expert
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Broaband Guy: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 107
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
TOTAL REQUIRED = 07
TOTAL JOBS = 114
Car Expert
The big one, can I fit all of this into my signiture?
There we go, some minor changes and and I had room for some more bits.
I've contacted Steve by mobile and hopefully, he'll be on the way!
Car Expert
Car Expert
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Sep 2 2005, 05:45 PM)
*Takes cake and eats it* Mmm.. yummy! Good thing this cake is neverending... wait a minute! Does that mean we get toffee and chocolate for EVERYONE'S birthday??! 
I hope not again for mine! 
I hope not again for mine! You can choose your flavour for your birthday, and i'll bake a new one!!!
By the way, Car expert, do we have a handy man?(cant be bothered to check list myself...)
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Sep 2 2005, 06:58 PM)
By the way, Car expert, do we have a handy man?(cant be bothered to check list myself...)
No we don't. Good idea, though!
Car Expert
Oh no! I sense another list appearing!
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Sep 2 2005, 02:30 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 2 2005, 11:41 AM)
Maybe Steve might know how to cure Bob's arm!
[Car Expert
[Car Expert
Er....Superglue??
No way! Sewing kit is more like it.
I think he should stick to his ice cubes.
Wow, look at the time, Steve should have been here by now!
Or has Bob changed the time on my watch again?
Car Expert
Wow, look at the time, Steve should have been here by now!
Or has Bob changed the time on my watch again?
Car Expert
Is that Steve Hopwood I see across the road, looking at the General Music Forum shop, or is it a lookalike?
Car Expert
Car Expert
*dons white coat, stethascope, underpants outside trousers and suitably serious expression*
CarExpert has managed to reach me via our mobiles. However, the signal was weak. All I know is that Bob the Penguis has consumed some sugary confectionary and that this has Affected His Brain.
I Need A Briefing - Salient Facts, Actions And Said Results Of Actions.
I shall bring my experience and expertise to aid a solution.
I shall be unable to do this immediately. My own Culinary Situation is reaching critical point. This will be affected by the Alcoholic Imbibement Situation. I will have resolved these Conflicting Influences by about 10.00 or so, and will be able to Concentrate Totally On Finding A Resolution To The Problem.
Steve
CarExpert has managed to reach me via our mobiles. However, the signal was weak. All I know is that Bob the Penguis has consumed some sugary confectionary and that this has Affected His Brain.
I Need A Briefing - Salient Facts, Actions And Said Results Of Actions.
I shall bring my experience and expertise to aid a solution.
I shall be unable to do this immediately. My own Culinary Situation is reaching critical point. This will be affected by the Alcoholic Imbibement Situation. I will have resolved these Conflicting Influences by about 10.00 or so, and will be able to Concentrate Totally On Finding A Resolution To The Problem.
Steve
Sounds complicated, but thanks!
By the way, do you want to be our very own vet in this café?
Car Expert
By the way, do you want to be our very own vet in this café?
Car Expert
Hi
Would anyone like some homemade spagghettti Bol?
Would anyone like some homemade spagghettti Bol?
Oh, ok then, providing it's on the house!
Wobby
Wobby
But I need some room for my dessert - lots of ice-cream!
Wobby
Wobby
It is, as long as I can hide soemwhere. My mum is having a go for making a mess in the kitchen...
Steve will probably say yes, so I'll just add it on the list anyway. And yes noodle, you've just seen another list!
Updated List:
Updated List:
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR The Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Vet: SteveHopwood
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Broaband Guy: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 108
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
- 1 Handy Man
TOTAL REQUIRED = 08
TOTAL JOBS = 116
Car Expert
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Vet: SteveHopwood
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Broaband Guy: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 108
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
- 1 Handy Man
TOTAL REQUIRED = 08
TOTAL JOBS = 116
Car Expert
Ah, ok! I don't think she knows the way to ABRSM land! It should be safe here! Besides, you could always get one of our cleaner staff to go over there and clean up...if they were actually PUNCTUAL!
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 2 2005, 09:08 PM)
Ah, ok! I don't think she knows the way to ABRSM land! It should be safe here! Besides, you could always get one of our cleaner staff to go over there and clean up...if they were actually PUNCTUAL!
Wobby
Wobby
There's only one cleaner: sl123451's dog, who I haven't seen for a long time.
Car Expert
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 2 2005, 09:08 PM)
Ah, ok! I don't think she knows the way to ABRSM land! It should be safe here! Besides, you could always get one of our cleaner staff to go over there and clean up...if they were actually PUNCTUAL!
Wobby
Wobby
Oops! Sorry. Here I am. Who do you want me to get to clean something? And what is it you want cleaned? Not that penguin again, I hope. We lost one of our temporary cleaners when she found he'd left fish in her overall pockets.
thankyou. Wobby have you finished your maths coursework yet??
Anyone here good at german?
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Sep 2 2005, 09:11 PM)
Anyone here good at german?
Ask Wobby
Umm...nope! Not even started! Where's the drinks, this is a café, isn't it?!
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Sep 2 2005, 09:11 PM)
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 2 2005, 09:08 PM)
Ah, ok! I don't think she knows the way to ABRSM land! It should be safe here! Besides, you could always get one of our cleaner staff to go over there and clean up...if they were actually PUNCTUAL!
Wobby
Wobby
Oops! Sorry. Here I am. Who do you want me to get to clean something? And what is it you want cleaned? Not that penguin again, I hope. We lost one of our temporary cleaners when she found he'd left fish in her overall pockets.
No, Bob's fine. He's currently getting treated by Steve Hopwood after his cake he had this morning.
Car Expert
Ahh, nevermind, I am the manager after all, I can get some myself! 
Wobby
Wobby
Isn't Bob that penguin from 'Whack the Penguin' with the Yeti, you know, the one you have to bash as far as you can?!
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Sep 2 2005, 08:11 PM)
Anyone here good at german?
Umm... what do you want translating?
Wobby
No, that's someone else!
Car Expert
Car Expert
That question's already been asked before hasn't it?
I dunno, I wasn't here... SOMEONE was meant to be filling in for me!
Wobby
Wobby
Hey, Purple Dolphin, what do you need translating?!
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 2 2005, 09:16 PM)
I dunno, I wasn't here... SOMEONE was meant to be filling in for me!
Wobby
Wobby
If you're talking about the Very Busy Man, then yes!
Car Expert
lol, since when did we need a bouncer?! I thought this was meant to be a friendly café!!!
Wobby
Wobby
Ever since we were raided, lucky I wasn't in there!
It's getting loney al by myself, if you need a job be a bouncer. And it's a little chilly.
It's getting loney al by myself, if you need a job be a bouncer. And it's a little chilly.
Ah, ok! I'm getting really confused with all the pianists and 'noodle' and 'Noodelz'!
Wobby
Wobby
All I can say is: One's a boy (I think!) and one's a girl!
*Has a look to see how Steve's doing with Bob the Penguin*
Car Expert
*Has a look to see how Steve's doing with Bob the Penguin*
Car Expert
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 2 2005, 07:52 PM)
Sounds complicated, but thanks!
By the way, do you want to be our very own vet in this café?
Car Expert
By the way, do you want to be our very own vet in this café?
Car Expert
Well, OK. If the situation is vacant.
And on the understanding that the sole medicines I am able to prescribe are alcohol and Coughing Hedgehog linctus.
Just so you know, you're already on the job list, (look a few posts back if you don't believe me ) because I knew you would say yes, and guess what, I was right!
Car Expert
) because I knew you would say yes, and guess what, I was right!Car Expert
QUOTE(SteveHopwood @ Sep 2 2005, 09:48 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 2 2005, 07:52 PM)
Sounds complicated, but thanks!
By the way, do you want to be our very own vet in this café?
Car Expert
By the way, do you want to be our very own vet in this café?
Car Expert
Well, OK. If the situation is vacant.
And on the understanding that the sole medicines I am able to prescribe are alcohol and Coughing Hedgehog linctus.
How are the hedgies doing Steve?
Morning all, how are we today??? I'm really tired, got a bit carried away with the PHP/MySQL last night....this morning even....
I am tired, trying to work on my website is frustrating me. I could do with some of your help Andy. I have to go now though.
Hey guys. First day back yesterday, and out of effectively 3 lessons, we got three pieces of homework!
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