QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Sep 3 2005, 08:06 AM)
How are the hedgies doing Steve?
Sounding fine. Clearly, you have recruited the right vet
Full Version: Come In, Sit Down !
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Sounding fine. Clearly, you have recruited the right vet
Anyone in?
Wobby
Wobby
WELCOME, BIENVENUE AND BENVENUTO TO THE
******ABRSM PLATINUM BLEND CAFÉ©!!******
Wobby
******ABRSM PLATINUM BLEND CAFÉ©!!******
Wobby
Hi, I'm here!
*Quickly has a look at Bob the penguin*
Car Expert
*Quickly has a look at Bob the penguin*
Car Expert
Ah, ok, where's that job list again then?
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR The Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Vet: SteveHopwood
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Broaband Guy: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 108
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
- 1 Handy Man
TOTAL REQUIRED = 08
TOTAL JOBS = 116
Car Expert
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Vet: SteveHopwood
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Broaband Guy: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 108
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
- 1 Handy Man
TOTAL REQUIRED = 08
TOTAL JOBS = 116
Car Expert
I decided I needed a little more authority seeing as I'm the manager, so I decided that my writing should now permanently stand out!
Wobby
Wobby
Hey... you might want to change that colour of the font for your name at the bottom of the job list to blue... 
Wobby
Wobby
Hmm... perhaps a bit of emphasis on the name...
Wobby
Wobby
Double space perhaps?
Wobby
Wobby
Nah... maybe not!
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 3 2005, 03:31 PM)
Hey... you might want to change that colour of the font for your name at the bottom of the job list to blue...
Wobby
Wobby
Good point, I'll remember that for next time!
Car Expert
Doh, just realised I can't edit my signature to sort out the grammatical error I made (the space just before 'We think the Saxophone is Better Than Any Other Instrument) without losing all the space on my signature... 
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 3 2005, 02:43 PM)
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 3 2005, 03:31 PM)
Hey... you might want to change that colour of the font for your name at the bottom of the job list to blue...
Wobby
Wobby
Good point, I'll remember that for next time!
Car Expert
Lol, you do that!
Anyway, got to go, might be back a bit later,
Wobby
HELLO PEEPS!!
On hols watching the football! Goingto airport soon!
On hols watching the football! Goingto airport soon!
Hello again!
If your pet needs to go to the vet, there's only one person you can ask: Steve Hopwood! He's currently treating Bob the penguin after the cake he had yesterday!
Car Expert
If your pet needs to go to the vet, there's only one person you can ask: Steve Hopwood! He's currently treating Bob the penguin after the cake he had yesterday!
Car Expert
Erm no thanks, I dont like pets!
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 3 2005, 02:52 PM)
Hello again!
If your pet needs to go to the vet, there's only one person you can ask: Steve Hopwood! He's currently treating Bob the penguin after the cake he had yesterday!
Car Expert
If your pet needs to go to the vet, there's only one person you can ask: Steve Hopwood! He's currently treating Bob the penguin after the cake he had yesterday!
Car Expert
But I thought we had a real live vet on the forums....
Hope you have a great trip Nat (and hope u have access to the internet!) we'll miss you! 
Hello Violin-Ann. How are you today?
Hope you get home safely Nat! Talk soon!
Hope you get home safely Nat! Talk soon!
Hey, Car Expert, I see you need another cleaner... Providing the pay is right 
, you can stick me on the list of cleaners!!
, you can stick me on the list of cleaners!!
The amount of pay is:
- 1 day = £0
- 2 days = £0
- 3 days = £0
Sounds great doesn't it?!
Updated list:
- 1 day = £0
- 2 days = £0
- 3 days = £0
Sounds great doesn't it?!
Updated list:
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR The Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 2 Cleaners: Choddy + Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Vet: SteveHopwood
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Broaband Guy: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 109
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 3 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
- 1 Handy Man
TOTAL REQUIRED = 08
TOTAL JOBS = 117
Car Expert
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 2 Cleaners: Choddy + Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Vet: SteveHopwood
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Broaband Guy: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot
TOTAL HIRED = 109
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Customer & Hygiene
- 3 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
- 1 Handy Man
TOTAL REQUIRED = 08
TOTAL JOBS = 117
Car Expert
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 3 2005, 04:42 PM)
The amount of pay is:
- 1 day = £0
- 2 days = £0
- 3 days = £0
Sounds great doesn't it?!
- 1 day = £0
- 2 days = £0
- 3 days = £0
Sounds great doesn't it?!
What about four days!!
Don't forget to change the colour of your name back to blue... and keep those names and jobs in alphabetical order!
Wobby
Wobby
Have you ever heard of minimum payment?
On the fourth day you get four times the money that you previously earnt! What a great café this is, right?!
Wobby
Wobby
I knew I would forget to change the colour of my name!
Car Expert
I mean...
Car Expert
Car Expert
I mean...
Car Expert
That's better! De toute façon, par surcroît, je pense que c'est de grande importance que nous apprenons à parler beaucoup des langues différents!
Wobby
Wobby
Wait! www.freetranslation.com
Oui, une bonne idée, mais ne le font pas toute l'heure, cependant!
Car Expert
Car Expert
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 3 2005, 04:46 PM)
On the fourth day you get four times the money that you previously earnt! What a great café this is, right?!
Wobby
Wobby
This is the greatest café ever!
But only cos you're the manager Wobby! Choddy
Doh, just realised I missed the 'n' from 'comunque' and I can't change that too!
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(Choddy @ Sep 3 2005, 04:57 PM)
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 3 2005, 04:46 PM)
On the fourth day you get four times the money that you previously earnt! What a great café this is, right?!
Wobby
Wobby
This is the greatest café ever!
But only cos you're the manager Wobby! Choddy
Lol, cheers!
Shame that occasionally I have to keep on stepping out, for those dreaded schools keep on handing me more and more coursework! We're informed of three courseworks on the first day back - how cruel is that! 
Anyway, hope you're enjoying the café! Have you got a job yet by the way?Wobby
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 3 2005, 05:58 PM)
Doh, just realised I missed the 'n' from 'comunque' and I can't change that too!
Wobby
Wobby
And remember quizzes as well. You put one z instead of two!
Car Expert
Oh, looks like I've got to pop out again, I'm getting invited out to a very important meal with some business acquaintances discussing some deals to do with cheaper stock for the café! Hopefully, the substitutional managers shall be doing their jobs while I'm away! That's the problem with some of the staff here, they're never punctual! 
Ciao!
Wobby
Ciao!
Wobby
Yes, I'll do my job properly, as well as the million other things I have to do (The Very Busy Man )
Car Expert
)Car Expert
Hello all, how are you?
Yes, I'm fine. Do you want anything to eat or drink?
Car Expert
Car Expert
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 3 2005, 05:01 PM)
Have you got a job yet by the way?
Wobby[/i][/font]
Wobby[/i][/font]
I've got two! Resident Viola Player and Cleaner! How lucky I am
Choddy
P.S Just finished a Victoria Sponge...anyone want a piece?
Ooo, yes please, I need something to eat before I have to go through my café paperwork!
Car Expert
Car Expert
Not a problem *hands Car Expert a slice*
*puts out plate on table so everyone can take some*
*puts out plate on table so everyone can take some*
*Takes a bite*
This is nice. Now don't give any to Bob. You know what happened last time!
Car Expert
This is nice. Now don't give any to Bob. You know what happened last time!
Car Expert
Aha, je suis de retour! I have just secured a deal with our suppliers to get our stocks for half price! Isn't this great! Now the stocks cost a mere §0! (Look at our weird new currency!)
Wobby
Wobby
That was quick!
That's great news. Now to get back to the café paperwork, sorting out one café with another!
Car Expert
That's great news. Now to get back to the café paperwork, sorting out one café with another!
Car Expert
Have we got anything to cure a headache?
*Calls* VET!! We've got a dolphin here with a headache, what do we give her??
Some phenolphthalein? Oh...wait, that would only result in turning Purple Dolphin pink! Nevermind! Umm... how about some Beta Carotene? Or some Protactinium Oxide?
Wobby
Wobby
Or anything to cure a sick Nicki from frustration and backache?
QUOTE(Wobby @ Sep 3 2005, 06:07 PM)
Some phenolphthalein? Oh...wait, that would only result in turning Purple Dolphin pink! Nevermind! Umm... how about some Beta Carotene? Or some Protactinium Oxide?
Wobby
Wobby
...Or some cake
here, take a piece (it's very good for curing headaches, frustration and backaches!!)*hands purple dolphin and nicki_flute a piece each*
*Eats cake* That piece of cake was yummy, thatnkyou. Shame it hasn't sorted out my headache though.
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