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Car Expert

Sep 5 2005, 06:37 PM

I'm just popping in and out again. I see you need the job list, so here you go! I'll be back in about over half an hour!

Updated list:

QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR The Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)

Employees Hired:

Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]

Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin

- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre

Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann

Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy

Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 2 Cleaners: Choddy + Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 1 Bouncer: Noodelz!> [Need 4 Total]

Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Vet: SteveHopwood
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Broaband Guy: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover

Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot

TOTAL HIRED = 109

Employees Required:

Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant

Customer & Hygiene
- 3 Cleaners
- 3 Bouncers
- 1 Handy Man

TOTAL REQUIRED = 08

TOTAL JOBS = 117

Car Expert

Tess

Sep 5 2005, 06:40 PM

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 5 2005, 05:35 PM)

I like most of my teachers, although I hate my year 9 maths teacher and even more my current Science teacher!

Car Expert

At school I liked all my teachers except my secondary school maths teacher. She OFTEN (and that was what was SO irrirating about her to us) had a look of utter shock on her face when she asked - Do you understand? - followed by a meaningful silence. How stupid can one get? How could a teacher ever protest - But it's so easy! Don't you understand? What exactly don't you understand, then? To which I wanted to shoot her! Or at least, reply, but I couldn't get enough guts to speak up! So I muttered softly to myself - Everything!

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 06:51 PM

pk can i be the assistant advertiser or a bouncer, just because, well i dont fancy being a handy man for some reason, seeing as im female!!!

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Sep 5 2005, 06:54 PM

QUOTE(practice makes perfect @ Sep 5 2005, 07:51 PM)

pk can i be the assistant advertiser or a bouncer, just because, well i dont fancy being a handy man for some reason, seeing as im female!!!

By the way, you can make up your own job too!Thats what most of us do...

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:00 PM

ok i cant think of another job, any weird adn wacky suggestions for me?

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:01 PM

Be a bouncer, it's very loney on my own.

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Sep 5 2005, 07:03 PM

um...Agony aunt?
Cake decorator
Landscape designer
Fancy dress expert
Dishwasher
Smoothie maker

Car Expert, can i be 'Harry Potter quoter'?

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:07 PM

...Or, practice, you can be a bouncer *hint**hint*.

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Sep 5 2005, 07:09 PM

QUOTE(Noodelz @ Sep 5 2005, 08:07 PM)

...Or, practice, you can be a bouncer *hint**hint*.

Lol...be everything! We all have loads of jobs anyway! Look at Noodelz!!

YetAnotherPianist

Sep 5 2005, 07:10 PM

QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Sep 5 2005, 08:09 PM)

Look at Noodelz!!

What kind of a job is that?

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:10 PM

ok noodelz, i feel sorry for you on you own!!! i sahll be a bouncer if that is ok with wobby and car expert of course?
well respected job, hope its well paid!!!! lots of laughs

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:12 PM

Wobby, will tell you about the pay.

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Sep 5 2005, 07:14 PM

QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Sep 5 2005, 08:10 PM)

QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Sep 5 2005, 08:09 PM)

Look at Noodelz!!

What kind of a job is that?

hmmm....and boring too...how about a 'watch CPPF cook' job, or 'watch Car Expert make lists'....

QUOTE(practice makes perfect @ Sep 5 2005, 08:10 PM)

ok noodelz, i feel sorry for you on you own!!! i sahll be a bouncer if that is ok with wobby and car expert of course?
well respected job, hope its well paid!!!! lots of laughs

...adn of course Wobby can tell you...we're VERY 'well paid here!!

YetAnotherPianist

Sep 5 2005, 07:16 PM

QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Sep 5 2005, 08:14 PM)

...adn of course Wobby can tell you...we're VERY 'well paid here!!

Of course - you get minimum wage. The minimum one can get....

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:17 PM

yes he did mention very good pay earlier. so i also like the idea of watch car expert make lists, he seems to have a lot of them. has anyone on here just got there Gcse results, just a random wonder here? i like this cafe, do you have milkshakes?

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:17 PM

...when one is under 16.

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Sep 5 2005, 07:18 PM

<serves large milkshake to Practice> Yup, you get everything impossible and possible here!!

Car Expert

Sep 5 2005, 07:26 PM

Updated list:

QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR The Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)

Employees Hired:

Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]

Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 1 Advertiser Assistant: Practice Makes Perfect
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 3 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Princesa Siempre Vendre

Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann

Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Melody Maker, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist
- 1 Pot Noodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14
- 1 Resident Viola Player: Choddy

Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_Piano_Cello
- 1 Harry Potter Quoter: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, July (for German-speaking countries) + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 2 Cleaners: Choddy + Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
<! 2 Bouncer: Noodelz + Practice Makes Perfect!> [Need 4 Total]

Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Vet: SteveHopwood
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Broaband Guy: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
- 5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow (Vegetarian), SaxLover + Tinkleing_The_Ivories
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover

Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
- 2 Turtle-Doves: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak + Zauberfaggot

TOTAL HIRED = 112

Employees Required:

Customer & Hygiene
- 3 Cleaners
- 2 Bouncers
- 1 Handy Man

TOTAL REQUIRED = 06

TOTAL JOBS = 118

Car Expert

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:27 PM

cheers, <hands over very large tip for great service> very nice indeed. by the way im over 16 therefore i get more than the minimum wage rite?

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:29 PM

oh can i be advertising assistant aswell, i got A* in my media exam, ill be good for business?

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Sep 5 2005, 07:30 PM

QUOTE(practice makes perfect @ Sep 5 2005, 08:27 PM)

cheers, <hands over very large tip for great service> very nice indeed. by the way im over 16 therefore i get more than the minimum wage rite?

Laughing fit to bust here...wheres Wobby when you need him to explain!!!???Lol , you'll find out soon enough!!

Car Expert

Sep 5 2005, 07:31 PM

Very true CPPF!

I'll edit the job list above for you PMP!

Car Expert

purple dolphin

Sep 5 2005, 07:31 PM

QUOTE(Tess @ Sep 5 2005, 07:40 PM)

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 5 2005, 05:35 PM)

I like most of my teachers, although I hate my year 9 maths teacher and even more my current Science teacher!

Car Expert

There's a German teacher at my school, who's famous catchphrase is, "But German is so easy!" she can never unsertand why students don't understand German sometimes.

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Sep 5 2005, 07:33 PM

QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Sep 5 2005, 08:31 PM)

There's a German teacher at my school, who's famous catchphrase is, "But German is so easy!"

hmph!!!

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:33 PM

find out what, look ive had e-numbers and caffine, im very hyper and sa very silly things!!! what do i need to find out?

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:36 PM

WOBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! WHERE ARE YOU?

fluteandbassoon

Sep 5 2005, 07:38 PM

QUOTE(Noodelz @ Sep 5 2005, 08:36 PM)

WOBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! WHERE ARE YOU?

Wobby is currently catching up with his coursework.

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:39 PM

Who will have the honours of explaining everything to PMP?

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:40 PM

ahhh coursework, how....lovely, now will someone explain to me pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

fluteandbassoon

Sep 5 2005, 07:40 PM

I'm confuzzled enough as it is

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:41 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is nice releif from those new school rules.

I probably confused PMP even more.

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:43 PM

yer im confused, wat am i missing here????????????????? wat school rules, does anyone actually ever follow school rules. thankfully my teachers love me especially my for tutor, i swear at her all the time and she still has not shouted at me!!!

Choddy

Sep 5 2005, 07:44 PM

I get twice as much each day as the day before!

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:44 PM

Lucky, with my new scholl rules, you'll get kicked out before your mouth can even open to say the vile word. lol.

I'm just scared to tell PMP, because it's not that big a deal.

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:45 PM

Double post, double post.

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:47 PM

twice as what much, my teacher love me...he he, they think my cheekiness is nice, although several have started kicking me out of lessons. i was really hyper one french lesson and we had a cover, i changed my ink cartridge, my mates dared me to put ink on my face so i did, he called me to the front, i answered back, he kicked me out andon walkin out i forced cried and threatened to walk infront of a bus!!! this is the only teacher than has ever hated me. he took me aside every cover lesson after that told me to behave made sarcy comments if i was good, and even for the silliest thing, he threatened me the head teacher, wat an idiot

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:49 PM

You seem a little extreme. *scared*

Choddy

Sep 5 2005, 07:49 PM

Actually make that:

I get one billion times as much each day as the day before.

Isn't that right everybody!

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:52 PM

me...extreme...you've hit it on the nail. its an illness i have, i cant help it you see, extreme mood swings and all. you get used to it, but i was such a goody 2 shoews before, id never go bk to that, tis so much more fun being cheeky and risky and all
still havent had a detention though!!!

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:54 PM

I see, I with hyper people all the time but I'd love to see how hyper you get.

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 07:55 PM

ohh very, the ink on the face was one of the milder ones really! whats the silliest thing youve done noodelz?

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 07:59 PM

I, as my name suggests, am the king of silliness. I cannot begin to tell you the bad things I've done. Why do you think I ended up working here?

EDIT: 500TH POST!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 08:02 PM

fair enough then, my name is very sad and says nothing about me whatsoever, but its the first thing that came into my head, most people call me weird and wonderful, cuz although silly i am apparently highly intelligent, and i do not seem to be a person to get such good marks cuz of my behaviour and skater/punk influences

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 08:04 PM

now the moral of this fable is 'never judge a book by it's cover' boys and girls.

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 08:09 PM

anyway back to what i dont no, like ages ago in this post, no one has yet explained
?????????????????????????????????

Car Expert

Sep 5 2005, 08:09 PM

What? The wages?

WOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Car Expert

Noodelz

Sep 5 2005, 08:10 PM

He's over at the Fight Club, he won't come over.

Wobby

Sep 5 2005, 08:13 PM

Nah, I'm here for now, 'Mr. T' can wait, I have more pressing matters to attend to!

By the way, do any of you have a good knowledge of latin dance rhythms, coz I'm not too sure about them.

~Wobby~

practice makes perfect

Sep 5 2005, 08:13 PM

make him, say its practice

fluteandbassoon

Sep 5 2005, 08:14 PM

Hello Wobby!

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