saxlover
Sep 30 2005, 03:28 PM
Poor thing
Got orchestra rehearsal tonight with party afterwards!!!
Amber
Sep 30 2005, 03:29 PM
I've spent most of today updating my log books and doing my accounts. It seems to have taken ages, and I'm not yet finished. But maybe that's because I've spent EVEN MORE time on the Forums instead of doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
Still, it's been fun.
Which is more than I can say for my log books and accounts.
Just off to pick up Nils from the busstop.
Amber
x
nicki_flute
Sep 30 2005, 03:37 PM
Well it is lovely to see you around the forums Ambs.
Amber
Sep 30 2005, 04:19 PM
Ooh thank you Nicki. Although I'm not here really, I'm doing my accounts. Honest!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Sep 30 2005, 04:21 PM
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Sep 30 2005, 07:22 AM)
In my English exam, you had a series of titles to choose from. I didn't do a story but one boy didn't have much time wrote "There was a boy in the exam, who didn't have much time left, so he decided to finish it really quickly" or something!
LOL..in year 9, what i thought was really unfair was that we all had to write a story featuring 'love' as a theme, and not many people did love as in 'Nat/CE' love (LOL

) but i did love between a girl and her dead mother and my friend got a bad mark because her story was 'unrealistic'

but i thought it was really good, about a boy who was in love with his fountain pen and stabbed another boy to death with it when he tried to steal it...

And I now have an official cold by the way...i just randomly started sneezing violently halfway through Economics today!
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 04:24 PM
Hi everyone!
Just had my orthodontist appointment and it went fine!
Car Expert
nicki_flute
Sep 30 2005, 04:26 PM
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Sep 30 2005, 04:21 PM)
And I now have an official cold by the way...i just randomly started sneezing violently halfway through Economics today!
Aww, hope you feel better soon. I must have a really good immune system because my colds just last like 2 days. *hands you tissues, throat sweets etc*
Trellis
Sep 30 2005, 05:06 PM
Hi!
Had my appendix removed last week (you've probably seen the thread though). I've spent today going through my backlog of homework.
One thing I have got to look forward to though, is that on Sunday I get a full roast dinner (NO SPROUTS); and that hopefully I get to go back to school (I would rather have been at school than have my appendix removed), and in a couple of months I get my brace taken out after two years!
Just to cheer everyone up I'll tell a joke:
How many pyhsciactrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change?
If you like that one I've got a communist one too!
Oddball
Sep 30 2005, 05:07 PM
Oh, good man! No evil sprouts. We hate sprouts.....
Yeah, lets hear the communist one....
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 05:07 PM
Like that joke! Another one please!
Car Expert
saxlover
Sep 30 2005, 05:08 PM
Shakk we have the wedding now?
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 05:08 PM
QUOTE(saxlover @ Sep 30 2005, 06:08 PM)
Shakk we have the wedding now?
Sorry to interrupt your jokes Trellis, but yes, why not!
Car Expert
Oddball
Sep 30 2005, 05:10 PM
Oh yeah, last final publicity stunt!
saxlover
Sep 30 2005, 05:11 PM
oh for goodness sake
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 05:13 PM
Blast, she's logged off!
EDIT: SHE'S LOGGED ON AGAIN!
Car Expert
Oddball
Sep 30 2005, 05:13 PM
Joking, sister
nicki_flute
Sep 30 2005, 05:14 PM
Trellis, hope you're feeling well soon. I have a concert tonight.
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 05:15 PM
Good luck Nicki!
Car Expert
saxlover
Sep 30 2005, 05:16 PM
I have to sing in a concert tomorrow and I've not rehearsed yet!!!!
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 05:17 PM
Good luck for tomorrow Nat! I might not be in tomorrow (not sure), so I'll say it now!
Car Expert
Oddball
Sep 30 2005, 05:18 PM
Yes, good luck Nat!
nicki_flute
Sep 30 2005, 05:21 PM
QUOTE(saxlover @ Sep 30 2005, 05:16 PM)
I have to sing in a concert tomorrow and I've not rehearsed yet!!!!
Solo?
saxlover
Sep 30 2005, 05:21 PM
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Sep 30 2005, 06:21 PM)
QUOTE(saxlover @ Sep 30 2005, 05:16 PM)
I have to sing in a concert tomorrow and I've not rehearsed yet!!!!
Solo?
HA no
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 05:21 PM
Duet?
Car Expert
nicki_flute
Sep 30 2005, 05:22 PM
Trio? Quartet? Quintet?

Whatever it is, good luck!
saxlover
Sep 30 2005, 05:22 PM
No geez, in a rock gospel choir
nicki_flute
Sep 30 2005, 05:23 PM
That sound like good fun.
Trellis
Sep 30 2005, 05:38 PM
For those of you who asked, here's my communist joke:
How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?
None! The lightbulb just needs its own spirit of revolution.
Here's a narcissist one:
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
One and the world will revolve around them!
Amber
Sep 30 2005, 05:41 PM
Q. How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just the one..... but only if the lightbulb wants to change.
Amber
x
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 05:43 PM

QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
Car Expert + Bob
sarah-flute
Sep 30 2005, 06:13 PM
*hah* Like the lightbulb jokes.
Sadly I don't remember any lightbulb ones except ones which are a bit too cheeky...
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Sep 30 2005, 06:16 PM
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Sep 30 2005, 05:26 PM)
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Sep 30 2005, 04:21 PM)
And I now have an official cold by the way...i just randomly started sneezing violently halfway through Economics today!
Aww, hope you feel better soon. I must have a really good immune system because my colds just last like 2 days. *hands you tissues, throat sweets etc*
Thanks Nicki *sniffs and blows nose*
QUOTE(Trellis @ Sep 30 2005, 06:38 PM)
Here's a narcissist one:
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
One and the world will revolve around them!

Sorry for being stupid but whats a narcissist?
Noodelz
Sep 30 2005, 06:18 PM
He he, never knew there were so many light bulb jokes.
CrazyDudette22
Sep 30 2005, 06:57 PM
Lightbulbs? Where?

BOOOO!! And heya all!! Hope everyone's colds get better...yay I think mine is..
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 06:57 PM
I don't have a cold!
Car Expert
Hulk
Sep 30 2005, 06:59 PM
Hello All!
How're we all tonight then? Just popping in to say hello.
Hulk
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 07:00 PM
Hi Hulk, I'm fine!
Car Expert
CrazyDudette22
Sep 30 2005, 07:01 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Sep 30 2005, 06:57 PM)
I don't have a cold!
Car ExpertLucky you! Rello Hulk! I have no idea what hawthorn is...but I love hawthorn tea for some random reason! And I'm still a bit confuzzled about communists and lightbulbs but ah well!
Hulk
Sep 30 2005, 07:02 PM
A few already know, but....I'm doing grade 5 clarinet at Christmas! I'm so happy about it!
Car Expert
Sep 30 2005, 07:02 PM
Hello, Walking Dictionary is here!
Hawthorn
Any of various usually thorny trees or shrubs of the genus; having clusters of white or pinkish flowers and reddish fruits containing a few one-seeded nutlets.
Car Expert
sarah-flute
Sep 30 2005, 07:07 PM
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Sep 30 2005, 06:16 PM)
Sorry for being stupid but whats a narcissist?

extreme self-centredness/vanity.
from Greek (?) legend of Narcissus who fell in love with his own reflection in a pool and died... or something like that!
CrazyDudette22
Sep 30 2005, 07:08 PM
Yep, and narcissa malfoy!! from harry potter!
Hang on a minute...is the wedding tonight?!
MattD
Sep 30 2005, 08:11 PM
Who was it that went to the Black Forest at one point? Just found this on a 'funny sign's website...
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
Oddball
Sep 30 2005, 08:13 PM
It was Nicki. Lol, that is funny!!! Hehehehehe......like there's any other sexes apart from men and women....or is there
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Sep 30 2005, 08:17 PM
QUOTE(MattD @ Sep 30 2005, 09:11 PM)
Who was it that went to the Black Forest at one point? Just found this on a 'funny sign's website...
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

By the way Oddball, does the 'in betweeny people' not count then?
MattD
Sep 30 2005, 08:17 PM
I know!

Few more:
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
French Hotel: A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
Website:
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/signs.html
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Sep 30 2005, 08:19 PM
There was a thread about this a while back..i found it hilarious!
Oddball
Sep 30 2005, 08:23 PM
Hehe. What do you mean, in betweeny people?
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Sep 30 2005, 08:23 PM
Like people who used to be men but are now women but never quite managed to look 100% female...
Oddball
Sep 30 2005, 08:25 PM
Ah well, then it's up to them what they class themselves as
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