So any new job applications yet?!
Wobby
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QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 05:41 PM)
Wait a second uberzoldat, I thought you were the chef, shouldn't you be able to cook your own pasta?!!! 
Wobby
Wobby
Yes, but there was already some made. If there is any left, I would like some. If not, I guess I will have to cook some. Anyone want anything to eat?
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 05:45 PM)
So any new job applications yet?!
Wobby
Wobby
I wasn't in charge of that this time by the way!
I'm here. Yes there were a couple, but I can't remember what they were.
I'd like some pasta too please.
And me, with fried bananas as well please!
Fried bananas? Ergh
Actually, changed my mind. Fried chips would be better.
Oh, and a banana as a side dish please.
Oh, and a banana as a side dish please.
I'd like some Acciacatural Arpeggiorical Soup©:
- Platinum Blend Double Cream©
- Grated White Truffle
- Golden Corn
- Magical Croutons
- Blue Chicken Stock
- 2 Golden Eggs from a Purple Duck
- Silver Milk from and Orange Cow
- Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
- Eucalyptus Leaves picked by the King of Koalas
- Black Salt and White Pepper
- Colourings: 11B6EC, F5F9FD and EEF2F7
- Mono-sodium Glutamate
- Spring Water from the top of Mount Everest
Wobby
- Platinum Blend Double Cream©
- Grated White Truffle
- Golden Corn
- Magical Croutons
- Blue Chicken Stock
- 2 Golden Eggs from a Purple Duck
- Silver Milk from and Orange Cow
- Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
- Eucalyptus Leaves picked by the King of Koalas
- Black Salt and White Pepper
- Colourings: 11B6EC, F5F9FD and EEF2F7
- Mono-sodium Glutamate
- Spring Water from the top of Mount Everest
Wobby
I wouldn't mind having some black pepper and white salt with my chips!
How big a bag do you think I'd need for a one nighter to Kent?
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 5 2005, 12:49 PM)
And me, with fried bananas as well please!
did someone say bananas? heeeeeeeeeere's the banana baron baby.... yum yum
Mmm...tasty yellow peelings
Hey Grand Choeur, want a job? There are a large variety of jobs available!:
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 5 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 5 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 12:57 PM)
I'd like some Acciacatural Arpeggiorical Soup©:
Wobby
Wobby
How could you forget your Appogiatural Appetizer?
bah...
lol, I'm the manager, so I need the best food straight away! Don't forget to look at the job list!
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 01:13 PM)
Hey Grand Choeur, want a job? There are a large variety of jobs available!:
Current List:
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
Wobby
Current List:
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
Wobby
Umm where is the 3rd 'fake diner'?
I would like to apply for the chief gourmand... the garcon in charge of gastronomic delights. I would like to garnish the food all the way down to my stomach... *burp*
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Jun 5 2005, 01:06 PM)
How big a bag do you think I'd need for a one nighter to Kent?
Smaller than the one you need for a nighter to the Caribbean! LOL
Who is this flood control person? Must I swim online? BAH...
Well, you can't be the Head Chef, coz that's Amber, but you can be the Chief Taster if that's what you mean? How does one distinguish gourmet and non-gourmet food...?
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 01:13 PM)
Hey Grand Choeur, want a job? There are a large variety of jobs available!:
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
Wobby
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
Wobby
It now hits me why there are 'fake diners' LOL ........ WOBBY CANT COOK.... LOL
ROTF hahahahhaaaaa
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 01:22 PM)
How does one distinguish gourmet and non-gourmet food...?
Wobby
Wobby
In a nutshell... gourmet food is $$$$$$$ and non-gourmet food is $ + cents. LOL
lol, don't blame me for the food, I don't cook! I am the Manager! Amber is the head chef, and uberzoldat and Deborah are the chefs!
Wobby
Wobby
WAITER!!! What's this fly doing in my soup?
can i use the PM feature?
Didn't I tell somebody else before?! It's the legendary Golden Fly that we serve to every lucky 50 000 000 000 customer! By the way, the waiter, sl123451 is off work again. IMHO, Simba is much better at the job.
Wobby
Wobby
WAITER!!! my fly flew.. fickle fiend.... fie then
Now where have all the staff got to?! It's nearly time for dinner and nobody's here! Disgraceful, and at the wages I pay them too! 
Wobby
Wobby
What, a big fat zero?
Ermm....... hate to tell u this but all your staff are UNION members... LOL
would someone pls PM me.... curios to see if it works
Muahahahaha are you the union leader, grand choeur?
I already told you, the longer you work; the more the wages multiply by!:
1st day - 1 x £0
2nd day - 2(1 x £0)
3rd day - 3(2! x £0)
4th day - 4(3! x £0)
5th day - 5(4! x £0)
6th day - 6(6! x £0)
7th day - 7(7! x £0)
8th day - 8(8! x £0)
xth day - x(x! x £0)
Now tell me this, where else can you find such good wages, hmmm..? And moreover, the staff can eat the food served at the restaurant, and it's five crotchet food!
Wobby
1st day - 1 x £0
2nd day - 2(1 x £0)
3rd day - 3(2! x £0)
4th day - 4(3! x £0)
5th day - 5(4! x £0)
6th day - 6(6! x £0)
7th day - 7(7! x £0)
8th day - 8(8! x £0)
xth day - x(x! x £0)
Now tell me this, where else can you find such good wages, hmmm..? And moreover, the staff can eat the food served at the restaurant, and it's five crotchet food!
Wobby
Yes, I suppose the wages are very good considering. And don't forget the reason you've got five crotchet food, hmm? Some underappreciated chefs in this cafe. Am I right, chefs?
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 5 2005, 06:38 PM)
would someone pls PM me.... curios to see if it works
Well did you get the PM I sent you then?
grand choeur is feeling the ill effects of Wobby's establishment...
QUOTE(Andy-piano-flute @ Jun 5 2005, 01:44 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 5 2005, 06:38 PM)
would someone pls PM me.... curios to see if it works
Well did you get the PM I sent you then?
Apparently not
IT WORKX...
Ermm... how do I send?
Ermm... how do I send?
Who are you talking to, none of the other chefs are here yet! Besides, what goes around comes around!
Look, if you manage to reach the ∞th day:
∞(∞! x £0) = £1 => (∞x10^50) ((∞x10^50)! x £0) = Lots of money £££!!!!
Wobby
Look, if you manage to reach the ∞th day:
∞(∞! x £0) = £1 => (∞x10^50) ((∞x10^50)! x £0) = Lots of money £££!!!!
Wobby
Anyway, when was the last time YOU cooked any food, hmm? I believe it is all down to Amber that we have such quality food! She deserves a pay rise! And so does purple dolphin for such quality substitutional management! purple dolphin is now my official subsititutional manager! See, if you work has hard as these two, then maybe you'll finally deserve decent wages!
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff; srl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff; srl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
I'm here. Anybody want any drinks?
Yay! I've been promoted!
Right, I'm off to get my dinner!
Wobby
Wobby
Am I in charge again then?
ermm wobby its 4 cleaning staff!!! remember simba!!
sorry i was away my computer broke down.
Im back and im equipped with my pasta avec chilli/tomato sauce which i made at lunchtime. would anyone like a portion?
sorry i was away my computer broke down.
Im back and im equipped with my pasta avec chilli/tomato sauce which i made at lunchtime. would anyone like a portion?
For now yes!
Wobby
Wobby
Yes please, with extra pasta because i'm hungry...
*hands lizzie the pasta...extra large portion *
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WAITER!!! What kind of cafe is this and I cant get a Caribbean Rum Punch?!
ERm is this post 1000? yayyyyy
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