Alibonebone!
Jun 17 2005, 01:19 PM
beer? To which he screamed
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 01:58 PM
No, wait a minute, aren't you supposed to be doing an exam, to which I
maggiemay
Jun 17 2005, 02:12 PM
replied "never mind about that, now I've met you ..."
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 02:14 PM
can I have your autograph?
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Jun 17 2005, 02:19 PM
so he baked a big cake and piped his autograph on in jam only to discover that...
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 02:55 PM
The jam was infact red ink, so he sent me back to
katyjay
Jun 17 2005, 02:57 PM
the kitchen to ask what on earth Amber had put in the sandwiches. It turned out that instead of Marmite she'd used....
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 03:02 PM
shoe polish..
katyjay
Jun 17 2005, 03:05 PM
While one of the cleaners was cleaning shoes with....
saxlover
Jun 17 2005, 03:10 PM
Butter
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Jun 17 2005, 03:17 PM
when the butter should have been used to polish the shiny pianos
katyjay
Jun 17 2005, 03:18 PM
Which instead looked as if they'd been cleaned with....
sbhoa
Jun 17 2005, 04:04 PM
bananas..
saxlover
Jun 17 2005, 04:04 PM
that were all squashed because
chopet
Jun 17 2005, 04:05 PM
...
Andy-piano-flute
Jun 17 2005, 04:08 PM
the examiner had sat on them
Car Expert
Jun 17 2005, 05:37 PM
While he was sitting on them, he found...
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 05:46 PM
A long lost book of aural tests which he had been looking for since
Car Expert
Jun 17 2005, 05:48 PM
he was a toddler
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 05:53 PM
Then, he made me sit down at the piano and play..
saxlover
Jun 17 2005, 06:20 PM
Le Onde 50 times over and everyone said...
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 06:43 PM
ooooh...aahhh (like when people are watching fireworks)
trumpet geek
Jun 17 2005, 07:16 PM
but then the paino suddenly exploded just like fireworks!
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 07:18 PM
and so the examiner said I couldn't do my exam so I
saxlover
Jun 17 2005, 07:19 PM
Jumped around with joy - no aural tests!
Car Expert
Jun 17 2005, 07:21 PM
I rushed out of the café, only to find...
fluteandbassoon
Jun 17 2005, 07:21 PM
so...
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 07:24 PM
many people were waiting outside throwing...
fluteandbassoon
Jun 17 2005, 07:37 PM
large yellow and
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 07:38 PM
spicy jalapeno peppers..
fluteandbassoon
Jun 17 2005, 07:40 PM
which then caused a
nicki_flute
Jun 17 2005, 07:48 PM
avalanche of...
saxlover
Jun 17 2005, 07:51 PM
rolling teddy bears
fluteandbassoon
Jun 17 2005, 07:54 PM
and giant
sl123451
Jun 17 2005, 08:24 PM
elephants suddenly interrupted and...
Saxophonist
Jun 17 2005, 10:27 PM
ate all the spicy jalapeno peppers which caused them to....
tzl_tzl
Jun 18 2005, 05:24 AM
sing the B major scale for 10 octaves
nicki_flute
Jun 18 2005, 07:12 AM
and then they exploded leaving a
Saxophonist
Jun 18 2005, 08:00 AM
a strange green goo stuck too....
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Jun 18 2005, 09:23 AM
the examiners nose
tzl_tzl
Jun 19 2005, 02:46 AM
So, the examiner decided to play the
andante_in_c
Jun 19 2005, 06:29 AM
ukelele, whilst balancing...
Petite Joueuse
Jun 19 2005, 08:48 AM
...on an inflatable banana...
nicki_flute
Jun 19 2005, 09:46 AM
and then decided that I should take an exam after all, why should I have wasted a trip to an exam centre? So he...
tzl_tzl
Jun 19 2005, 09:47 AM
started to ask me some scales
Saxophonist
Jun 19 2005, 10:23 AM
so i pulled out my fish....
nicki_flute
Jun 19 2005, 10:29 AM
and asked him which one he wanted. He looked at me strangely, and then pointed to the piano which had suddenly appeared in the corner of the room, I...
saxlover
Jun 19 2005, 10:47 AM
asked him if he would like me to take my plaice over by the piano ....
hehe so bad............
trumpet geek
Jun 19 2005, 10:54 AM
to which he replied.....
Saxophonist
Jun 19 2005, 10:56 AM
no, i want you to......
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