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That makes no sense
QUOTE(saxlover @ Oct 1 2005, 10:43 PM)
That makes no sense
imagine!
Almost 1000 replies who'll be the lucky 100 th???
Geez
Geez
QUOTE(saxlover @ Oct 1 2005, 11:47 PM)
Almost 1000 replies who'll be the lucky 100 th???
Geez
Geez
Breathe dear, breathe.
back to topic people
the storm zapped Car Epert (who was playing lead trombone) and bob...
the storm zapped Car Epert (who was playing lead trombone) and bob...
Bob's hair turned white overnight with shock
I swear it was YOU GCBS!!
QUOTE(GoneChopinBachSoon @ Oct 1 2005, 11:42 PM)
slightly off topic...but this is nearly at 1000 replies...who will be the lucky 100th?
I swear it was YOU GCBS!!
"Gosh that hair really suits you" said
Nat, who decided to try out the look on Car Expert too
"Ooh look, I'm a LADY," said Car Expert, twirling his curls in the mirror
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Oct 2 2005, 12:23 PM)
Bob's hair turned white overnight with shock
I swear it was YOU GCBS!!
QUOTE(GoneChopinBachSoon @ Oct 1 2005, 11:42 PM)
slightly off topic...but this is nearly at 1000 replies...who will be the lucky 100th?
I swear it was YOU GCBS!!
errr....NO!
QUOTE(Amber @ Oct 2 2005, 02:30 PM)
"Ooh look, I'm a LADY," said Car Expert, twirling his curls in the mirror
and went off to vote 'girl' in the male/female poll which made Mr Bouffant very angry that his balance was unbalanced so he
GCBS, if you look on the top right of that post it says 1000..
made CE bald! So he went to...
look at himself in the mirror and he got very anrgy, so CE...
Car Expert
Car Expert
danced the sailors hornpipe much to the annoyance of...
Bob, who wanted more ice cubes... and also noticed one of his feathers were glowing!
he held onto it himself (like in HP COS) and went flying up a tree, 'IM FLYING' he shrieked when suddenly he flew into
A giant purple time-travelling dinosaur! Who instantly fell in love with Bob...
and they eloped to the Galapagos islands where a giant tortoise played the priest
CPPF baked them a giant purple cake and CD22 made them a giant cookie and the whole of the abrsm forums café sang...
'The Owl & The Pussy Cat', but in a...
Car Expert
Car Expert
Honda Civic
the honda blew up in a shower of purple doughnuts
which sped
into the eagerly waiting
goal
CE shouted....
'I LOVE BEING FEMALE!'
...but then a lot of Female Right Protesters, claiming that he was degrading them and treating them unfairly, whacked him on the head with a giant stuffed piñata in the shape of Bob the Penguin, and they whacked him so hard that the piñata burst and...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
Car Expert was unusually giddy making him hold the pinata strongly in one arm and...
he regurgitated all over CrazyDudette's brand new dress that she bought just the day before, and so she...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
said lets all solve our problems in a big bowl of ice cream to this CE said
..."OK!", but then Nat saw CE and CD eating the ice-cream together, and...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
Walked over to them with a menacing look on her face
...and then reached into her handbag, and pulled out...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
a piano, and...
Car Expert
Car Expert
she shouted how could you eat ice cream without putting the bits of grated youghurt pots to which CD replied
..."To be honest, I think it taste's better with grated Bob, but - ", seeing the look on CE's face, she changed her mind, "Actually, ice-cream with grated zebra is the finest cuisine I hear!"... but then the half-reanimated body of the zebra Beethoven trudged in and roared with a blast of locusts, and...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
turned into a shower of bright orange
...and then everyone in the ABRSM Forums got into the shower together, except Wobby and Bob who were looking bemused at the huge crowd of people cramped in one tiny bright orange shower that was once the decrepit body of a disembowled zebra, and...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
CE expert suddenly remembered his important date (with nat) to which he was very late and ran off to...
meet her in the ABRSM Car Park, but realised she was still cramped in the back of the bright orange shower...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
so he went inside the shower to persuade her to come out, but then...
Car Expert
Car Expert
got himself stuck in the shower too! But then suddenly, the bright orange shower transformed back into the decrepit body of the disemboweled zebra Beethoven, and everyone became trapped inside her stomach! It was up to Bob and Wobby to save them from being digested, but Wobby decided to leave them as punishment for sitting in the "Please!" thread instead of working in the café, so it was up to Bob, who...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
got out a sharpener and...
Car Expert
Car Expert
swallowed it...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
which resulted in his stomach...
Car Expert
Car Expert
turning into a clarinet and playing the national anthem all by itself
...resulting in the Queen entering the room and from sheer amazement, decided to ask Bob to marry Princess Anne...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
to which bob replied no shes a right minger this resulted in
(had to say that can you imagine saying that to the queen)
(had to say that can you imagine saying that to the queen)
the Queen signing a paper in order for Bob's execution - if only Car Expert were here to help Bob, but unfortunately, he was stuck in Beethoven's stomach, but to get out, he needed the help of Bob, who needed Car Expert's help...
Ah, but Bob's a penguin, he has no manners!
~Wobby~
Ah, but Bob's a penguin, he has no manners!
~Wobby~
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