so nat thinking quickly dissembowled beethoven with a rusty sax...

and then all the forum members collapsed out onto the floor, and they all, except Bob and Wobby, (for they were hungry after being in the body for 5 hours) ate the rotting corpse of the dead zebra Beethoven, thus resulting in...

~Wobby~

a mass break out of salmonella poisoning

which made Bob and Wobby...

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go to

the toilet? then they........
(I've just looked at the first and last messages on this thread and I have to say it must have been an eventful grade 1 day!!

decided to go to a party but then the examiner appeared and made them play a 6 octave scale of c major on the triangle

Which was easy on their triangle of course, because...

it had an in-built keyboard

The examiner then asked Bob and Wobby to play...

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The Happy Birthday song to which Wobby yelled 'you stupid moo! Its not anyones birthday today so why should we??' The examiner got out a pickaxe and replied...

"If you don't do what I say, I'll...

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steal your cake

and eat it up!" Wobby and Bob did what the examiner said, but...

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the examiner said, gobbling up the cake that had magically appeared in his hand, from the oven in the Platinum Blend Café Kitchen, 'That was absolutely abysmal, you forgot to emphasis the phrases and articulate every note - and I'm not sorry to say that you both have failed and -'... but he never got to finish his sentence, for Bob had clicked on the nuke button in the bottom-right hand corner of the screen, and the examiner exploded into 12 million brightly coloured smarties...

(reference to Lemmings if anyone knows what it is! )

~Wobby~

They ate the Smarties, then they rushed back to the café. They went outside to the ABRSM café car park, only to find...

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this story is so long..I haven't been on this for a while...

the examiner had left a team of giant mentronomes who shouted 'Mua ha ha!' with great force...

causing an avalanche of coco pops

which fell down like rain, making all of the car's alarms go off. Everyone from the café came out to have a look and...

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discovered there was a giant smartie lying on the...

operating table waiting to have its appendix removed by

Steve Hopwood, the vet from the café

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who likes to use a knife and fork when he...

removes appendixes...he was so good at it the smartie was lively and happy again in 1 second. he then had an idea about defeating the giant metronomes...and he called everyone in the abrsm forums café to...

Eat cheese whilst folding tablecloths as metronomes hate this because

They hate bright pink flowery tableclothes and whenever they see cheese they melt or morphe into a babybel so...

everyone began eating cheese, and the evil metronomes magically transformed into huge giant babybels that started to attack the café! 'Eat them!' squeaked the Giant Smartie, but by this time, everyone was too full from eating all the cheese, so they...

~Wobby~

quickly rushed upstairs to the second floor and...

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Even more were coming down the stairs!

so they had no choice but to...

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pretend to evacuate the building so that the babybels would run away when actually the whole cafe was crammed into the

middle of the...

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a giant piece of cheese which no-one knew about because it was so big. Bob realised every time he whistled a bit of the giant metrnome disappeared so delighted with his discovery he...

kept whistling until it disappeared, but...

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then a large talking contrabassoon demanded bob do 1000 push ups

Bob didn't want to do that because...

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he had to practise his sopranino piccolo pitched in db (because db is better than c#) to which the talking contrabassoon said

(by the way does anyone know what happened to boneman the starter of this thread)

"I don't care, you must do what I say!" Bob had no choice, so he did the push-ups, but he only did...

boneman was here for one day last month, then that's all I saw from him.

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500.2762375218684623499264862383268658 push ups then ran off to...

the toilet because...

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it was controlling his mind and forced him to eat a 1000 kilograms of cheshire cheese

which made him more sick, so...

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he threw up in the toilet which made the toilet shout

"Why are you being sick in me? I hate the...

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way how toilets are treated!"
Whilst bursting into tears.. but then suddenly the contrabassoon disppeared... and so did the giant cheeses... and everyone cheered and decided to celebrate by...

throwing some rocks in the sky continuously. The only problem with that was...

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that the little gremlins who lived in the sky were also throwing rocks back down which

meant that everyone were getting stones hit on their heads. Luckily,...

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Wobby had designed a super-umbrella to withstand this but he said that 'only employees of my cafe can come under it'...so suddenly everyone rushed to get jobs

but Wobby had to push everyone away from him and shouted...

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