(P.S. you wont get what I'm talking about unless you've read 'i like it like that' by Claire Calman!!)
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VOLE AGREES IGLOO!!
(P.S. you wont get what I'm talking about unless you've read 'i like it like that' by Claire Calman!!)
(P.S. you wont get what I'm talking about unless you've read 'i like it like that' by Claire Calman!!)
Everyone was wondering what on earth Wobby was talking about and then they suddenly worked out it was about...
(I've never heard of that book, that's why I put whatever I put above!)
Car Expert
(I've never heard of that book, that's why I put whatever I put above!)
Car Expert
eating smelly cheese
and whichever 9 people managed to get rid of all 999 gigatonnes of the smelly cheese stored in the café cellar within the hour, would be granted protection by the super 'parapierre' from the rocks hurtling from the sky (Wobby was guaranteed a place as he invented it)! However, this invention could only shelter 10 people, so it was a race to get rid of the smelly cheese...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
While everyone was scrambling trying to get under the umbrella, the evil examiner appeared and the giant cheeses all froze in horror of seeing such an evil examiner...
so they all tried to tiptoe away, but...
Car Expert
Car Expert
the examiner caught them all in a sack and said...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
'Am I green?'
So Nat, who went out to get some food shopping, drove to the café car park in a green Toyota Prius and...
Car Expert
Car Expert
instead of buying beans bought a brand new Ssangyong Rodius for Car Expert who saw it and
could not believe how stylish it was, so he decided to...
Car Expert
Car Expert
paint it yellow
with a few black dots as well, so it looks like a...
Car Expert
Car Expert
Tennis ball with bad chicken pox. But in the end he decided it would have to look like a sparrow with beauty spots. The examiner suddenly became green with jealousy but Car Expert...
was not watching as the examiner brandished a butcher knife! However...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
Bob and Wobby came to the rescue by squirting the examiner with pink...
tomato ketchup, which made Bob and Wobby very excited and the examiner...
Car Expert
Car Expert
rather disturbed at their odd imaginations and..
Lies on his belly to...
try and protect himself, but...
Car Expert
Car Expert
a miniature clone of wobby said
"Turn back round! I don't know what you were thinking!" The examiner did what Wobby said and...
Car Expert
Car Expert
was soon eaten by a giant pink spotted jelly dinosaur
(is any one going to think of an ending to this story or is it going to be the real neverending story)
(is any one going to think of an ending to this story or is it going to be the real neverending story)
Everyone was pleased, and to celebrate, they decided to open...
(this is going to be the real neverending story!
)
Car Expert
(this is going to be the real neverending story!
)Car Expert
the vintage 2 hour old wine that they'd been saving since
Nat went shopping to buy the Ssangyong Rodius for Car Expert. Everyone was given a glass, but unfortunately...
Car Expert
Car Expert
before they'd even raised their glasses, out popped the examiner from thin air. He pointed a bony finger at Car Expert and said 'GRRRRRRR...
I need to get a plank of wood to...
2 more to go...!
2 more to go...!
measure which of the Noodelz..A or B slides down the saucepan first
carve into my grave stone I then I will......
Unfortunately, both A and B got there exactly the same time, so he tried again, but this time...
Car Expert
Car Expert
Ahhh! This forum needs a supersonic speed reply button!
A morphed into a noodely 'S' and B into a noodley 'N' just as CPPF had predicted they would...
but the Noodelz then formed into a huge...
Yoyo for Bob to play with
which had a special...
Car Expert
Car Expert
Trick button and before you know it...
bob could play eine kleine nachtmusik on the double bass with his yo-yo
All the other examiners apart from the evil examiner 'ooh'ed and 'ahhh'ed until
the bass broke and bob had to buy a new one luckily
Car Expert gave him another one for free, so...
Car Expert
Car Expert
he could use it, however, it had 2 faulty strings that sounded pants, and to top it off the bow was made out of..
mashed potato so bob began to...
eat the potato only to spit it out after the first mouthful because
he saw Gary...
"I'm sorry..." Bob wailed. But then he realized it was actually someone with a microphone and an emu photo...
Bob takes the mash potato bow to Tescos to try and get a new one exept he found...
There were thousands of penguins queued at Tescos because it was a special day for...
throwing potatoes at Mr Blobby
and the bearded (what was his name?) guy was with Mr Blobby and a young (3 years old) Noodelz began to cry because he saw him.
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