And Mr Blobby kidnapped the baby version of Noodelz, thus altering the time continuum like the butterfly effect, changing the future into a world where giant spiders were the dominant race and humans their slaves! There was only one thing I could do...

(Finally, the main character is back in the story, but we haven't found out who they are yet! You typing up this story Car Expert?!)

~Wobby~

I had to call for Lorna Linley's amazing powers!!

main character?

I was about to phone her up, but...

(See the other story thread, I done quite a lot this week, but I still haven't finished! )

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she was floating in the clouds right in front of me! "Please Lorna Linley!" I cried, "Help me with your magical powers!" To which she replied, "And why do you deserve the powers of the supreme godess Lorna Linley, peasant?" So...

'I' is the main character, but had disappeared for a very long time...

~Wobby~

Oh yeah! I was thinking that too...
I replied," Because in the future the penguin that started the ABRSM Forums got transported to Scotland by accident so the forums wouldn't be invented in the future! Pwetty pweez..."
Lorna thought for a moment and said...

"I going to try and keep the forums in the future!" So she...

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started combing her hair and admiring her reflection for about 20 minutes until I interrupted her - "Lorna, you're meant to be saving the world, remember?!" to which she...

~Wobby~

*bump*

~Wobby~

replied 'I AM I AM!! Didnt you hear the prophecy where the egg that played the violin said that the world would be saved by the person who combed her hair everyday for 200 years until

its my first time hearing about that one.

her hair had been combed out and that bald person was a Mrs...

Isn't it Lorna Lindley...

"We're going to wait for 200 yrs?" I said.
But the magic fairies from sleepy beauty put a spell on everyone except for Lorna Lindley so they slept for 200 years. But when they came back, instead of casting a waking up spell they casted...

...a mini, toad and pig spell, not forgetting Lorna Linley got turned to stone! I woke up just in time to avoid the range of spells they cast. "Oh no," I exclaimed "We need to find a soft to cure the stone status!"

~Wobby~

So I grabbed...

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my petticoat and draped it round my neck to look like a demented Mary Poppins so that the witches wouldnt recognise me

...those rotten fairies from Sleeping Beauty had turned! Someone must have cast Confuse on them! I started panicking - where could I find a soft to cure Lorna Linley? 'I suppose I could leave her like that.' contemplated I. So...

~Wobby~

I quickly ran away back to the...

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future, where much to my amazement

all of the cars were made from fruit and vegetables. So I decided to...

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munch my way through a Ford Escort. But the exhaust pipe got stuck in my

throat. Luckily, I managed to spit it out, but...

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it hit one of the Giant Spiders that dominated the world! 7 Giant Spiders came scuttling towards me...

~Wobby~

and walked up my legs. Then...

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a giant kitten came along and bit the giant spider's leg off! I looked at the collar: it said 'Crookshanks'...

~Wobby~

I was thinking "That must be related to something...I know!

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Oh I know, it's Shook Cranks, but there again

...shouldn't I have a pizza for dinner?" But then suddenly, a floating winged Bob with a halo floated beside me and told me "Stop thinking about food at a time like this! We have to save the world!" And then a floating Bob in a red suit with red horns and a trident appeared beside me, and told me "Yeah, get an uzi out and gun all these spiders down!" But I didn't have an uzi...

~Wobby~

So I used a can of Shake 'n Vac instead. But for some reason

...I lost all my hair!

~Wobby~

Which meant I had to...

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find one of those banana guns from the now extinct Banana Bubbles cereals from past, go back into the future, kills all the spiders, and steal their hair to stick on my head with a bit of PVA glue! Then I saw it - Dr Who's phonebox, so I got in - 'he won't need it!' I thought - and...

~Wobby~

after twenty seconds, I found myself at...

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Nicki's and Oddball's Wedding! I had to be quick...

~Wobby~

because I was meant to be performing...

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a juggling act, but then I remembered the future had changed, and there would be no audience to perform to...

~Wobby~

so I tried to turn back time by...

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a further 15 years, and I ended up....

~Wobby~

at Top of the Pops, watching...

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the Spice Girls, and realised I truly had gone back in time! I went off to search for some Banana Bubbles cereal...

~Wobby~

but I got disturbed by...

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a lump of cheese.

which was...

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green and smelly. It smelt like

...a heagle dancing on pluto wearing a yellow skirt...

...in other words, Choddy's socks which were stripy, muddy and had bits of mould growing on them; it was so bad - I just had to get rid of that cheese! So...

~Wobby~

I skipped off to find a.......

skipping rope, but then realised...

~Wobby~

the rope was actually made out of...

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toilet paper

That had just been...