Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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dyed bright purple. I then went back in time and was about to find Lorna Lindley and Bob when someone exclaimed," Wow a purple skipping rope!!!" And tried to...
(contributed by Nils.....)
turn it into a mutated elephant made of
turn it into a mutated elephant made of
flubbely-wubberly jelly and...
before he ate it, a nice pinch of salt and ...
he was about to take a bite out of it, when *poof* it turned into Amber! The man jumped back in surprise as she...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
started to make some funny...
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noises...
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which sounded like something from...
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...a...
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time machine occupied by...
baboon that was...
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dancing to Bob the Builder...
's new single, which was called...
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'There Was a Farmer Who Had a Noodelz and...'
a Poor Penguin With a Camera, Taking Photos of Other Animals Standing On The Green Green Grass'. I was getting annoyed by these sounds, so I decided to...
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grab a HUGE great big tuna out of thin air and give Amber and massive slap (only joking Amber! 
) and immediately she turned back into...
) and immediately she turned back into...
a jelly elephant, but with a live mini violin on her head.
The violin squeaked,"Hello, my name is Vinny the Violin and I...
The violin squeaked,"Hello, my name is Vinny the Violin and I...
can show you how to...
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turn your head into a magical...
Mercedes B-class, which can...
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...dance the Tango whilst...
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making pretty shapes out of muesli
and fly high into the trees to...
email Classic fm about
the amazing works of Joe Hisaishi and to say hi to everyone on the ABRSM forums..."
To which the jelly elephant agreed so...
To which the jelly elephant agreed so...
it decided to start writing the e-mail.
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Then it proudly copied and pasted the following onto it's signiture: *E-mail Classic FM and ask for more Hisaishi*.
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light and Hisaishi appeared in front of Noodelz who screamed in ecstatic delight and
Noodelz said, "will you become my mentor and teach how to be as great as you (if that is possible)?" To his delight Hisaishi said...
'eat my fish'
Your supposed to say 'yes'
*ahem*
Noodelz then said...
*ahem*
Noodelz then said...
i want your cheese
So then they both exchanged their food and ate them but...
Noodelz couldnt keep his food down due to nerves so puked all over Hisaishis grand piano causing
a huge uproar but Hisaishi said said if you play every single version of Summer then I will let you off.
"...This, of course, was the dream of the future Noodelz who had been held hostage after he had been kidnapped by Mr Blobby. However, Noodelz, having been kidnapped since birth, did not realise that his parents had been replaced by a giant pink martian thingy, and so carried on being blissfully brainwashed by the Mr Blobby's Trance (Music) Machine, which made him believe that he actually was with Hisaishi... It would do no good to save this Noodelz, as by this time, the future has already changed (and Noodelz was already doomed with his Blobby Upbringing), so we had to save the baby version of Noodelz to restore the balance of time...
Now that I have explained this piece of theory, I shall go back to explaining what I did next. After the pink elephant (who had previously been Amber and a jelly garment) had wrote into Classic FM, I decided it was about time to save the ABRSM Forums again so nobody would get ABRSM withdrawal symptoms, so I...
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Now that I have explained this piece of theory, I shall go back to explaining what I did next. After the pink elephant (who had previously been Amber and a jelly garment) had wrote into Classic FM, I decided it was about time to save the ABRSM Forums again so nobody would get ABRSM withdrawal symptoms, so I...
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ran into the room to tell Noodelz that Hisaishi was actually Mr Blobby in disguise but on my way
...decided better of it, as I mentioned before, this Noodelz had already been doomed from the start: I had to save the baby Noodelz... then again, I thought I may decide to live in a world without the ABRSM Forums, so told Noodelz anyway, to which he...
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Said, "Ya whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!"
Really though, I'm lost in this complex story now.
Really though, I'm lost in this complex story now.
To which I replied, "Yes, you have actually been sitting here for 14 years talking to My Blobby, and not Hisaishi or anyone else...", but Noodelz just merely sat with his mouth wide open as he noticed the...
(It's really not too hard... the story so far: baby Noodelz has been kidnapped by Mr Blobby, thus changing the future into a world without the ABRSM Forums and which is dominated by Giant Spiders... we must save baby Noodelz to restore the future back to normal. Grown-up Noodelz is still being held hostage by Mr Blobby, and 'I' has recently told him that he has been trapped in a dream world believing that he was talking to Hisaishi. This won't make a difference to the future, as this is future Noodelz, but 'I' just decided it would be funny and hasn't decided whether 'I' wants to save the future or not yet... Got it?!
)
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(It's really not too hard... the story so far: baby Noodelz has been kidnapped by Mr Blobby, thus changing the future into a world without the ABRSM Forums and which is dominated by Giant Spiders... we must save baby Noodelz to restore the future back to normal. Grown-up Noodelz is still being held hostage by Mr Blobby, and 'I' has recently told him that he has been trapped in a dream world believing that he was talking to Hisaishi. This won't make a difference to the future, as this is future Noodelz, but 'I' just decided it would be funny and hasn't decided whether 'I' wants to save the future or not yet... Got it?!
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Yeah, i think I understand.
The great big baloons of Athens were flying about towards...
The great big baloons of Athens were flying about towards...
us, and attached them was Mr Blobby! He was back! We started panicking - what could we do?! We...
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Strated hopping on one leg, dancing like a chicken and started speaking flubberian.
This aggravated, vexed and flummoxed the audacious Mr Blobby, who proceeded to knock us both on the head with...
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CPPF's Mum's half cooked mackrel which was intended to CPPF's dinner
soz people the whole house smells of fish so this is all i can think of..lol
soz people the whole house smells of fish so this is all i can think of..lol
Timmy Mallot and his thingy appeared out of nowhere to save us when...
the Evil Examiner teleported into the cave as well - he must have caught onto the time travelling machine as we had come into the future! More, more trouble... So, we had to defeat Blobby and the Evil Examiner, both very formidable opponents...
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I called David Blaine for help and in his funny voice said to me...
"Use the force!", and so I cast 'Force Crush' on them both, instantly crushing them, and we escaped! But now where would we go?!...
Reference to ages ago in the story, but 'I' apparently turned Sith!
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Reference to ages ago in the story, but 'I' apparently turned Sith!
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We go to Tubbyland and visit CPPF and her mum.
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