Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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has space for a family of...
traveling acrobats
that run up and down...
the piano whilst imitating a tree. Choddy agreed happily but then he forgot about his grade 8 piano exam so he...
Edit again, as my post seemed to have killed the thread 
called out for his flying pet, Wilma, to...
called out for his flying pet, Wilma, to...
help him find his...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
pencil, that he...
Car Expert
Car Expert
...lost when he stuck it up his nose! So...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
I had a look...
Car Expert
Car Expert
and found nothing but...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
a computer!
Car Expert
Car Expert
Yes, although you would not realise from his intellect, Choddy was actually a computer that...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
could design forums...(all storytellers go 'aaahhh') Choddy is the creator of ABRSM
...but because baby Noodelz was not there in history, he never trod on a butterfly that inspired Choddy to make the ABRSM! However, one must note talk to Choddy until time is back to normal, for it will trash time completely! So next, I...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
put on my jet pack to...
fly round the world, racing Santa Claus on Christmas eve so that i could
put my left leg in, my left leg out...
in... out... in... out... and back in again!! This was extremely random and superficially scary so Noodelz
began to fly straight into...
one of CPPF's random smoothies and got
Covered in every single fruit there is in the...
wardrobe. These include
Lucazade berries and wood juice, Noodelz said...
'I don't want to eat these, make Wobby eat them' so
Noodelz got out his rocket pack, made a few attempts at starting it, but it had broken down, so he sprinted at full speed to Wobby's cardboard box and
stole all the bubble wrap
and began to play the incredibly addictive game of popping all of the bubbles...
...until Car Expert appeared and said "Stop bursting all my bubbles!" Noodelz had gone into the wrong box! So Car Expert
got out his...
purple cheesegrater
and he...
Yay, I'm back in the story!
Car Expert
Yay, I'm back in the story!
Car Expert
ate it...'ouch' he exclaimed in surprise when
the cheesegrater bit him on the nose - in actual fact, it was not a purple cheesgrater he got out of his pocket, but Boo Radley's Emu! Wait... it could possibly have been an Emo! 
After this surprising event, CE decided that he wanted to go back to the Café again, and gave up rescuing Noodelz completely, so...
~Wobby~
After this surprising event, CE decided that he wanted to go back to the Café again, and gave up rescuing Noodelz completely, so...~Wobby~
fell to the ground in a dead faint and would have drowned in Bob's pool of melted ice cubes had it not been for
CPPF who rescued him! However, Choddy became jealous of how CPPF rescued CE, and so tried to drown himself in Bob's pool of melted ice cubes too in the hope of being rescued by CPPF, but...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
got his head stuck in Bob's bucket
(soz Choddy darlin'!)
(soz Choddy darlin'!)
...that happened to be full of Bob sick!!! If only...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
it was filled with fluffy marshmallows coz then Choddy would have been able to turn his own head into one and eat it
...so he could become Completely Headless Nick (so he could beat his rival, Nearly Headless Nick)! But unfortunately, it was still penguin regurgiation, and so he had to do with not losing his head so that...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
he could shine a torch into his eye therefore....
so he could read people's mind... (except for Snape though because he's good at occlumency)
this meant that he knew what everyone thinking, what's this? Bob wants to slap George Bush on the head because the ice is melting back at home...
...and he could read CPPF's mind, because she was not very good at occlumency, her being a Squib and all, and so she had to be very careful what she was thinking about! Well, unfortunately, Choddy did not have a torch to shine into his eye to read people's minds, and he was drowning in a bucket of penguin regurgiation - his plan had not worked - CPPF was not even bothering to save him, so...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
everyone left him there as they finally continued thier mission to save Baby Noodelz...
but first, they needed to make a time machine, and find a mad scientist who knew how to make one, and this scientist went by the name of...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
Nicki! She was very clever, but first decided to save Choddy (because his wife hadn't even bothered 
), and her first plan of action was
), and her first plan of action was
to eat a packet of crisps so that she could...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
go to the cinema on Orange Wednesday, and buy lots more crisps, and not give any to Nat! (Muahahaha!!) Nat was outraged by this, and turned against Nicki in a bid to
not free Choddy, but Nicki wanted to save him, so she carried on eating the crisps by herself, until she had consumed 2000 packets (and possibly more), thus causing...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
an earthquake when she even moved. This dislodged the bucket from Choddy's head, and he went after CPPF, to get revenge for her freeing Car Expert and not him. But in his way was
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