But nobody knew that this ice cream was special ice cream because it contained...

Melatonin, to make you sleeeeeeeeeeeeepy...

Bob fell asleep at the wheel so...

everyone had to carry in him the car as they drove off to...

the Place With No Name or Identity...

which was famous for...

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having no name or identity but then it's not famous because it has no identity...

or name.

So before we start going round in circles with the towns history...

lets tell you what we did...

we...

decided to drive to...

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"NOOOOO! Not that again!" I shouted we must change the time or we will go round in circles again...

and I replied "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?" as I was very confuzzled...

and I said, that we must turn the clocks back and hope that we won't drive too the place with no name or identity otherwise we will be stuck saying, "which was famous for?" with a reply that might sound like "it's famous for having no name but since it has no identity it's not famous and so on..."get it?

Being very confuzzled, I decided to ask the wise monkey from the Lion King who replied...

"You must find Hakunah Mattata!"...

...and so we sang a sond - strangely enough called Hakunah Mattata!"- and went on our way...

and we decided to play war with those coconuts that the baboon breaks to paint simba's head

one coconut smashed all over the wise monkeys head and the milk inside was bright cream

a huge monster came out of it...

burst through time and ate Baby Noodelz thus eradicating all actions he had taken in the future! Looks like we had to get on with it and actually save Baby Noodelz from being kidnapped by Mr Blobby in the past so we could save the forums, because if we were too slow, Noodelz would be wiped from history forever!


And now, I really should get on with my Citizenship coursework!

~Wobby~

"No Noodelz!? The world won't turn without Noodelz!" I said...

So me, CE, Saxlover and Talitha (who was a complete stranger to all of us at that time; she hadn't came back from the future through the time machine - we met with her younger self) popped back through the time machine to the time when Mr Blobby kidnapped Baby Noodelz. And then we saw it, a huge pink blur, going across the screen, holding Baby Noodelz! We had to stop Mr Blobby from kidnapping him!


¡ Do not forget people, that you must differentiate between 'I', who is the main character, and you. If you want to say that you personally went somewhere, refer to yourself in THIRD PERSON. If you want the main character, 'I' to go there, just use 'I'.!

~Wobby~

So we decided to grab the nearest...

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microphone to...

record Bob's beautiful voice

OK people, whats been happening on this, I've not read it for ages and need update!

Bob sung like there was no tommorow...

Not much has happened, still haven't saved Baby Noodelz and loads of bad guys just pop up out of no-where. We've sort of been going round in circles.

as though his singing would tear apart the earth

Mr Blobby was transfixed by the beautiful penguin song and dropped baby Noodelz but luckily he...

was quickly caught by...

CD22

Baby Noodelz is finally saved!

Hooray!

We decided to celebrate but Bob couldn't sing any longer making Mr Blobby not transfixed anymore! So we grabbed the microphone and...

placed it towards Bob's face and...

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sang weakly but the whole of ABRSM who were 'slightly' high after the awards ceremony all joined it with him making the power stronger and this made Mr Blobby...

run away because he didn't like...

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it so he decided to go back home! We decided to celebrate by having another random party but this time...

instead of getting drunk, we got...

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horribly drunk!

so then we...

lost baby Noodlez again! (oh dear!)

We thought "Oh, do we have to do through this mission again?!" We were just about to leave him alone until Car Expert said "We can't leave Baby Noodelz everyone, because...

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we just can't!!" As soon as he said that baby Noodelz was tugging at Car Expert's trousers. Car Expert sighed with relief. He also noticed Noodelz had a tweenis bracelet on his arm which said...

The End! (at last!)

Or is it...

But it wasn't! Because it was in this time that the Evil Examiner was still alive! Not to mention the fact that the evil Bobita had somehow sneaked through a time portal and said this:


And she hopped onto her vacuum cleaner (new age people: no brooms!) and flew off into the skies...

~Wobby~

I said, "you've taken over the cafe before, what more do you want?" Bobita replied with...

two pots of salt...'I WANT YOU TO EAT THIS AND TURN INTO A PURPLE TREE'

a malicious laugh and said...