"Maybe it's because I'm a londoner, that I love London toooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!"...

I tried to run away from Bobita, but...

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she was too fast, and she came charging down from the cloud, and she forced the two pots of salt down my throat, and I turned into a giant purple tree! Luckily, ...

~Wobby~

I had some anti-tree tablets on me, which...

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I tried to take, but I couldn't move my arms! And then that naughty Bob came along and drank them with 5 bottles of Mozart Liqueur, thus resulting in...

~Wobby~

him playing the 636th movement of...

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Beethoven's Sunlight Sonata! However, I was still a tree...

~Wobby~

so I decided to think of something else to try and turn me back into human again. I was about to...

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give up when...

I noticed a giant 1500 tonne tub of Haagen Dazs on the table in front of me, and tried to eat it when I realised I had no mouth, no arms and no stomach! And because I had no mouth, I couldn't call for help - what could I do?!

~Wobby~

Well, I thought to myself (wow I can think! ) if i cant eat the ice cream I will...

...

just stand there hoping that...

someone would...

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do some...

circus entertainment for me so...

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I could laugh my head of but then I'm a tree so how can I do that? I know...!

I could try and whistle for someone to move my branches, which is where parts of my head are, and it would activate the laugh feature! But hang on, I'm a tree, so how can I whistle? I know...!

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We have got ourselves into a situation where no logical answer can be made. So we use some forum magic to do the impossible and the downright stupid and...

Bob the penuin came and knowing it was me who had turned into the tree, fed me some ice cream so I could turn back into a human. However he also put some random ice cubes in it so I also had...

to try and swallow them, but...

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unfortunatly

I couldn't. So I screamed with all my might and somehow turned back into a human.
"Yyyyaaayyy!!" I cried, just as I saw a random tree next to me...

and thought oh no! Bobs a tree, so we...

ran round in circles not knowing what to do when suddenly...

a great big thing...

called a.....

Wahwah

started tickling the tree madly...

using a...

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teaspoon

and a...

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hockey stick, so then,

pink and fluffy...

little animals, possibly ...

Wait a minute, that doesn't quite make sense!

EDITED VERSION: ...hockey stick, which looked like pick and fluffy little animals, possibly looking mostly like a...

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wheres the first "which looked like" ? i wrote "so then"

EDIT: hockey stick, so then, pink and fluffy little animals, possibly ...

I changed it because it didn't make sense, reading the next posts.

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ok you write the next bit!

Sorry I got confuzzled lol...

a random ostrich. Bob laughed and laughed until the wawah suddenly turned into the evil examiner...

"haven't seen you in a while" I said...

"I know!" replied the examiner. "Now I want you to come with me!" So they both went into the examiner's pink Lotus Elise and they drove to...

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Switzerland. Where they encountered...

a large...

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Acrobat bouncing down the alps into France wearing nothing but a...

loaf of breadfish, which...

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liked to...

note down which...

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bunny...

knew how to...

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