said "...

Car Expert

"Wagwan blud, I is umm....cotching here and is ummm...err....blud"...

One of the chavs then said "...

Car Expert

"blud, why blud don't blud you blud go blud and blud...

get blud us blud...

Car Expert

some blud booze blud, safe blud, GANGSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blud..."

"What did he say?" Talitha whispered to Car Expert.

Car Expert

The translator then said, "he said: "hello friend! Would you mind getting us some alcohol?""...

Talitha then said "Oh OK, alcohol will be coming up!"...

Car Expert

"I can feel a party coming along" I said...

Talitha went into the bar only to discover...

Car Expert

Bob was sitting there...

drinking...

Car Expert

ice cube juice.

which was meant to be saved for...

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Choddy and CPPF and CPPF's mum.

Talitha said "...

Car Expert

"Oh, I didn't mean to..."

disturb you, but...

Car Expert

this ice cube juice is meant for Choddy and CPPF and CPPF's mum...

"Really!" shouted Bob. "Where are they?" Talitha replied by saying "...

Car Expert

I think they are coming back from their honeymoon, not to sure what CPPF's mum is doing there though...

One of the chavs interrupted by shouting "Where...

Car Expert

the blud f' blud is blud our blud booze blud!"...

"Sorry, I was just speaking to... a... person!" Talitha answered, she tried not to say penguin, but luckily, Bob managed to disappear behind the door so no-one could see him. The chav shouted "Hurry blud up blud, OK blud?"...

Car Expert

Talitha then said, "...

"OK, it will be ready in two minutes"...

Car Expert

Talitha looked round, there was no beer!

She opened the door to let Bob back out and asked him "...

Car Expert

WHERE IS THE BOOZE!?"...

"I dunno!" Bob replied. Talitha was panicking and tried to think about what to do next. She...

Car Expert

Got some cola, shook it around everywhere so all the bubbles came to the top and quickly served it before the bubbles went away...

One of the chavs came back and shouted "Hey blud...

Car Expert

this blud is blud not blud booze blud! If blud it blud isn't blud booze blud, then blud what blud is blud it blud?" The chavs began to crowd round the drinks going "We blud have blud found blud a blud new blud beva beverdge no beverig GRRRRRRRRRR drink blud."

Talitha got scared as the chavs opened the door to find Bob trying to hide away. "Who blud...

Car Expert

is blud this blud?"

"It's... a... penguin!" Talitha replied...

Car Expert

"What blud is blud a blud pen-gu-in blud?"

"It's an animal that lives at the poles"...

Car Expert

"Let's blud rush blud him blud!" The chavs said, hold up, look up there, is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's...

a car!" The car, which was the Lexus IS, flew down and in it was Car Expert, along with Choddy and CPPF and CPPF's mum, who were back from their honeymoon. "CAR EXXXXXPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT! YOU'RE BACK!" shouted Bob. One of the chavs said "He blud speaks blud too blud?!"...

Car Expert

"I want one for Christmas!" Shouted one of the chavs...

Another chav shouted to him "Quiet blud one blud, keep blud your blud mouth blud shut blud!" "Sorry!" the quiet one said. Car Expert finally got to the ground and...

Car Expert

Whacked the chavs to pluto...

Everyone was happy and applauded Car Expert, especially Bob, who kissed him on the cheek ( )! Everyone crammed into the Lexus IS to a planet called...

Car Expert

Safe From Chavs...

They parked the Lexus outside a...

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lampost...

and walked...

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into it.