"OW, where did that come from?" said CE...

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"It was there all the time wasn't it?" replied Bob.

"No!" replied CE. They walked on...

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"did we forget Noodelz?" said...

Bob. "Oh no, I think we did!" replied CE. They...

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Got back into the car and thought back to where they left him...

They decided to fly back to 'ChavsRUs' and discovered...

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that Noodelz wasn't there...

but they also found out that the chavs had returned and...

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Were starting to eat off the huge...

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icing sugar pole that was...

(what have you done without me?)

meant to be used for...

(Well, we were on the ChavRUs planet, you were getting drinks for them, then you realised there wasn't any beer, so you used coke, then they saw Bob. Then Choddy, CPPF and CPPF's mum got back from honeymoon, we got to another planet, realised Noodelz was not with them, so they went back to the Chavs planet)

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hitting the chavs with...

The chavs saw us and said "...

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"Oi blud you blud have blud come blud back blud eh blud?"...

Car Expert replied "Erm, yes! We're looking for someone." The chavs said...

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"Oh blud you blud mean blud Spaghetti blud or blud whatever blud his blud name blud was? Look blud at blud what blud we blud did blud to blud him blud!...

"Spaghetti?" said Car Expert. "Who on earth is he?"...

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"Me names Spaghetti now," it was Noodelz! "I haven't really mastered the 'blud' bit yet... GAAAANNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGSSSSSTTTTTTTTTEEEEERRRRR!!!!!! Safe." He then added...

"Can I have a crisp?", talking to the chavs, who replied...

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"Yeah blud!" They said...

They gave Spaghetti a crisp, then the chavs said to us "Why blud...

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do blud you blud....

keep blud...

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stopping blud us blud from blud...

working blud? We blud haven't blud...

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even blud learnt blud our blud alphabet blud."...

"Shall I teach you?" asked Bob. ...

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"AAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH BLUD AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH BLUD!! THE BLUD TALKING BLUD PEN-GU-IN BLUD!"

"What's wrong with me?" asked Bob. ...

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"You're blud a blud big blud fat blud talking blud pen-gu-in blud!"...

"Erm, excuse me, do I look fat to you?!"...

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"It's blud just blud our blud nature blud to blud be blud rude blud." Replied the chavs...

"Erm, anyway," said CPPF. "We need to borrow Noodelz, or Spaghetti, or whatever his name is for a couple of minutes."...

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"But blud first blud, you blud neeed blud to blud answer blud these blud questions blud three blud:...

Question blud the blud first blud:...

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Could blud you blud tell blud us blud the blud answer blud to blud question blud three blud here blud?

We whispered amongst each other, looking confuzzled. "I don't understand the question," Car Expert replied. "Can you explain it please?"...

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"Oh blud, it's blud in blud Chavish blud, it blud translates blud to blud 2+2 blud...

"Four!!!" we all shouted...

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All the chavs scribbled it down...

and said "...

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We blud have blud finally blud done blud all blud our blud homework blud!"

"At last! Can we borrow spaghetti, I mean Noddlez now?"

The chavs tried to think, they thought that they said three questions. Luckily, chavs can't count.

So they let us borrow spaghetti...

But it was poisoned!!!!!!

but a large elephant came in with a flamethrower!!! It torched the poisoned spaghetti and...

gave the chavs a crispy new haircut...

"Why blud have blud we blud get blud this blud haircut!!!" they shouted...

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thsi disgruntled them no end! They brought out a Mach 5 and shot the elephant and loads of animals...