Car Expert
Nov 29 2005, 07:42 PM

confused
Car Expert
saxophone and cello!!
Nov 29 2005, 07:44 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Nov 29 2005, 07:42 PM)


confused
Car Expertdisgruntled means made them cross. Mach 5 is a gun. there that make you less confused?
Car Expert
Nov 29 2005, 07:47 PM
No, no I meant my part didn't fit with your part (I'll edit my part)! I'm a walking dictionary (see
signature profile)!

We tried to escape, and we succeeded, but Bob was still stuck with the chavs. What could we do? Choddy had a good idea and he decided to...
Car Expert
saxophone and cello!!
Nov 29 2005, 07:53 PM
Burn the chav's heads off with an elephant holding a flamethrower!
o and chop the burnt bits up with a rusty razor!
Noodelz
Nov 29 2005, 08:17 PM
QUOTE(saxophone and cello!! @ Nov 29 2005, 07:53 PM)

Burn the chav's heads off with an elephant holding a flamethrower!
o and chop the burnt bits up with a rusty razor!
I like that
Anyway
Bob ran into the car along with everyone else...
saxophone and cello!!
Nov 29 2005, 08:36 PM
But the car would not start so Car Expert came along and...
holli
Nov 29 2005, 08:46 PM
hijacked a lambourghini gallarado... and they thought theyd get there when...
Noodelz
Nov 29 2005, 09:02 PM
the chavs were running around like headless chickens.
saxophone and cello!!
Nov 29 2005, 09:31 PM
QUOTE(Noodelz @ Nov 29 2005, 09:02 PM)

the chavs were running around like headless chickens.
wtf? they are dead!!!!!!!!! we killed them lol
Noodelz
Nov 29 2005, 09:34 PM
Oh, we're getting a bit violent aren't we? Also, saying WTF might not be such a good idea here especially when spelt out in full.
Where are we... oh yeah so we fly off to Safe From Chavs Planet again, this time WITH Noodelz...
saxophone and cello!!
Nov 30 2005, 08:31 AM
the chavs jump into a spaceship!!! As soon as they get near the planet...
holli
Nov 30 2005, 04:15 PM
they realise they can't land else they'd die so then they start threatening to sing, until...
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 04:17 PM
Can we stick to the past tense please?

SuperNoodelz reappeared, and he...
Car Expert
Talitha
Nov 30 2005, 04:59 PM
creatred super C.E and super Talitha, who were under his control, to
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 05:26 PM
do all the hard work while SuperNoodelz takes a hard earned rest...
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 05:33 PM
SuperCarExpert...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 05:35 PM
had the ability to...
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 05:36 PM
pick up...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 05:39 PM
heavy things...
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 05:39 PM
such as...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 05:43 PM
a random 100 kilo weight that you sometimes find in cartoons.
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 05:45 PM
while SuperTalitha had the ability to...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 05:47 PM
turn things invisible...
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 05:50 PM
The chavs saw SuperCarExpert and SuperTalitha and said "...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 05:55 PM
"blud blud i blud will blud bust blud you blud up blud"...
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 05:56 PM
"Oh no, you won't!" shouted SuperCarExpert, who picked up a...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 05:58 PM
random 100 kilo weight like the ones you see in cartoons and...
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 05:59 PM
threw it at the chavs...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 06:04 PM
most of the chavs ran, the ones that didn't were too stupid to understand what was going on, the weight smashed...
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 06:05 PM
into them, and they fell down. Then,...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 06:13 PM
they made some rude hand gesture...
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 06:15 PM
and said "...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 06:17 PM
"******* blud ****** blud ***** blud!"...
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 06:18 PM
SuperTalitha was very upset because of what they said, so she...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 06:20 PM
slaped them all round the face.
Car Expert
Nov 30 2005, 06:22 PM
The chavs said "...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 06:24 PM
"********************************** blud ******************************* you blud *********************************** blud!"...
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Nov 30 2005, 06:52 PM
and threw evaporated milk all over Super Talitha
ok i dont get this at all now..huh?? explain..
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 07:17 PM
We were in Chavs R Us for a while poking fun at them. They nearly battered our heads in despite our efforts to save ourselves. We ran for it and got into the car and flew off only to realize that they forgot Noodelz. Noodelz, spending so much time in Chavs R Us, became a chav himself, his name changed to spaghetti. We helped the chavs with their homework and they gave Noodelz/Spaghetti back in return. We ran for it, SuperNoodelz came and created SuperCarExpert and SuperTalitha because he was from his hectic shirt ripping,high flying, life saving life. The chavs swore at us and SuperTalitha got angry and slapped them all in the face. The chavs then swore with incredibly long 'does-that-word-even-exist?' words. Finaly SuperTalitha got evapourated milk slpashed all over her.
Did you get that?
SuperTalitha screamed with rage and kicked the chavs in the...
saxophone and cello!!
Nov 30 2005, 08:05 PM
legs!!
(Super Talitha's weakness is evaporated milk!!!! Super Noodelz came and created Super Saxophone and Cello too. Super Saxophone and Cello evporated the evaporated milk with his sonic weapons lol which helped her to kick them in the legs!!!)
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 08:22 PM
"Quick before they can get up again, I have to tell all the tabloids about how I defeated the chavs!" Said SuperNoodelz.
saxophone and cello!!
Nov 30 2005, 08:34 PM
"WHAT?" ALL THE SUPERS SAID! Super Car Expert said "I threw a random 100 kilo weight like the ones you see in cartoons at them!" Super Talitha said "I slapped and kicked them!" and Super Saxophone and Cello said "I evaporated the evaporated milk with my sonic weapons!!" They all said " YOU DID NOTHING (except make us super)"
Noodelz
Nov 30 2005, 09:08 PM
"EXCUSE ME! I'M CONTROLLING YOU, SINCE I AM DOING SO, I COMMAND YOU TO GIVE YOUR SUPERPOWERS AWAY." So, SuperCarExpert, SuperTalitha and SuperSaxophoneAndCello gave away their powers...
There is only ONE SuperHero.
Wobby
Dec 1 2005, 03:49 PM
Errmm... could someone give me a quick summary of what has happened from about page 105 to the end of 127 please? 
~Wobby~
Talitha
Dec 1 2005, 06:50 PM
sorry, dont ask me!
anyway
NOT. They were so mad at supernoodlez that they broke the chains that held them and...
Noodelz
Dec 1 2005, 07:17 PM
dashed towards SuperNoodelz...
Talitha
Dec 2 2005, 09:06 PM
in an attempt to...
Noodelz
Dec 3 2005, 11:51 AM
hurt him but...
saxophone and cello!!
Dec 3 2005, 01:48 PM
Super Wobby intervened and said "...
Wobby
Dec 3 2005, 05:09 PM
People without super powers get a 90% discount on all products from the café!"
~Wobby~
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