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wait a minute!!!!!!!!!
we have forgotten the chavs read the rest of the posts would ya!
we have forgotten the chavs read the rest of the posts would ya!
OK, edited my post!
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
QUOTE(Wobby @ Dec 3 2005, 05:09 PM) 
People without super powers get a 90% discount on all products from the café"
~Wobby~
...and so we all rushed back to the café, and everyone relinquished their powers, until they heard a strange sort of tapping at the door...
~Wobby~
I quietly tiptoed to the door and...
Car Expert
Car Expert
looked through the letterbox...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
only to discover that...
Car Expert
Car Expert
CPPF's mum was standing outside with her magic wand to...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
cast a spell that would...
Car Expert
Car Expert
QUOTE(katyjay @ Jun 16 2005, 02:55 PM)
Only to find that the paper-tearing noises were caused by...
an angry Christian Lindberg attempting to eat a trombone concerto he couldn't get his round. so as a result I...
???
OK then...
cast a spell that would...
Car Expert
...send us all back through time! And there we were, right at the beginning of this story again...
~Wobby~
Only to find that the paper-tearing noises were caused by...
an angry Christian Lindberg attempting to eat a trombone concerto he couldn't get his round. so as a result I...
suddenly realised that we must have accidentally changed time when we were rescuing Baby Noodelz! Oh well, I couldn't be bothered to change time again, it was good enough for me, so I proceeded with my day again! I may even be able to change time for the better, like in 'Groundhogs Day'! So...
~Wobby~
OK then...
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Dec 10 2005, 03:24 PM)
cast a spell that would...
Car Expert
...send us all back through time! And there we were, right at the beginning of this story again...
~Wobby~
QUOTE(trombone player @ Dec 10 2005, 03:26 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Jun 16 2005, 02:55 PM)
Only to find that the paper-tearing noises were caused by...
an angry Christian Lindberg attempting to eat a trombone concerto he couldn't get his round. so as a result I...
suddenly realised that we must have accidentally changed time when we were rescuing Baby Noodelz! Oh well, I couldn't be bothered to change time again, it was good enough for me, so I proceeded with my day again! I may even be able to change time for the better, like in 'Groundhogs Day'! So...
~Wobby~
lol, what was that all about? 
I found out that I only have 45 minutes to get up and get ready for my exam. I...
Car Expert
I found out that I only have 45 minutes to get up and get ready for my exam. I...
Car Expert
I know what you mean! I had to edit everything so it all made sense! OK, wait for me to read back to the first few pages again, then I'll submit the next part of the story...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
needed my music, which was in the hands of, this time, a Christian Lindberg, instead of my brother,...
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:02 PM' post='94228']
Who was making a camp fire, so I...
[/quote]
[quote name='Puff cat' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:03 PM' post='94230']
...called the police and they said...
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:11 PM' post='94235']
"Do you know this man?", to which I said...
[/quote]
[quote name='Puff cat' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:14 PM' post='94237']
...well he does look vaguely familiar but I don't know his name...
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:18 PM' post='94239']
at which point he.....
[/quote]
[quote name='Alibonebone!' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:25 PM' post='94243']
Sprouted wings and flew into the rising sun, leaving behind him a trail of
[/quote]
[quote name='Puff cat' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:27 PM' post='94246']
...what looked like glitter and sequins but when I looked closer I saw it was...
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:32 PM' post='94254']
the splinters of an exploded woohoo, which had blown up just before....
[/quote]
[quote name='Oddball' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:37 PM' post='94256']
...'Nooo' screamed the woohoo lovers...
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:50 PM' post='94262']
and they started doing a mass spiritual ritual on the ground below, just outside the exam centre..
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:51 PM' post='94264']
where the examiner was busy....
[/quote]
[quote name='sbhoa' date='Jun 16 2005, 04:37 PM' post='94288']
checking under the piano for monsters....
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 04:39 PM' post='94290']
....he saw one and.....
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 16 2005, 04:41 PM' post='94291']
Screamed loudly, to the surprise of his first candidate of the morning who thought this was part of the aural test and brightly suggested that the interval was a diminished twelfth. To which the examiner said...
[/quote]
[quote name='sbhoa' date='Jun 16 2005, 04:44 PM' post='94294']
'Just wait there a minute, i need a strong coffee from the Forums Cafe'...
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 04:44 PM' post='94295']
...out the coffe came served by Amber but then......
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 06:33 PM' post='94339']
...the exam warden thought the coffee was for her, drank it. so the examiner....
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:10 PM' post='94377']
hit the warden over the head with a music stand and...
[/quote]
[quote name='Car Expert' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:37 PM' post='94401']
ran away. The warden got very furious and...
[/quote]
[quote name='trumpet geek' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:40 PM' post='94403']
jumped inside the piano
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:42 PM' post='94405']
then he got stuck and......
[/quote]
[quote name='Hysterical_Pianist' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:49 PM' post='94412']
Was constantly smacked in the head by the piano hammers of someone happening to play 'Fantasie Impromtu' by Chopin...
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:50 PM' post='94413']
but then the pianist realised something was stuck in the piano so he
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:10 PM' post='94433']
decided to finish knitting the jumper he'd started earlier
[/quote]
[quote name='Car Expert' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:13 PM' post='94435']
The examiner walked back in the café with a big...
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:14 PM' post='94439']
adjustable spanner with which he
[/quote]
[quote name='crazy_purple_piano_freak' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:16 PM' post='94444']
whacked the warden in the piano over the head causing...
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:20 PM' post='94446']
the warden's memoryloss to be cured and he suddenly remembered he should have been in
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:22 PM' post='94447']
the back room of the
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:27 PM' post='94453']
house where the exams were taking place and...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:27 PM' post='94455']
then
[/quote]
[quote name='crazy_purple_piano_freak' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:29 PM' post='94459']
he jumped out of the widow in search of the piano place where...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:33 PM' post='94465']
the assistants played piano and
[/quote]
[quote name='crazy_purple_piano_freak' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:40 PM' post='94473']
ate cheese whilst dancing round and round the...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:42 PM' post='94477']
mulberry bush while....
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:44 PM' post='94480']
singing a choral work by...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:45 PM' post='94484']
einaudi and
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:46 PM' post='94486']
voicing his concern that such boring composers get recognition in todays world by...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:47 PM' post='94488']
the media of the little country .....
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:48 PM' post='94491']
which winston churchill described once as the "soft underbelly of europe" (ohh my history!) but now...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:49 PM' post='94493']
at the fronteir of....
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:53 PM' post='94499']
modern europe, with the prime minister berlusconi controlling...
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:54 PM' post='94501']
the pasta mountain
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:54 PM' post='94502']
of the great
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:54 PM' post='94503']
which was covered in tomato ketchup
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:55 PM' post='94504']
and cheese but he'd lost his poor meatball
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:55 PM' post='94505']
and peanut butter
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:56 PM' post='94507']
to some young city slicker who came to pasta mountain and took all the...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:57 PM' post='94508']
hats of the
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 09:02 PM' post='94513']
Italian army who promptly
[/quote]
[quote name='maggiemay' date='Jun 16 2005, 09:03 PM' post='94514']
forgot
[/quote]
[quote name='Hysterical_Pianist' date='Jun 16 2005, 09:05 PM' post='94516']
of complete and utter ice cream indulgence, and...
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 11:01 PM' post='94583']
splashed into a chocolate lake
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 17 2005, 06:50 AM' post='94608']
where they surfed on marshmallows. Suddenly the examiner appeared with a book of...
[/quote]
[quote name='andante_in_c' date='Jun 17 2005, 07:00 AM' post='94610']
extremely difficult sight reading, which he ...
[/quote]
[quote name='Oddball' date='Jun 17 2005, 07:05 AM' post='94611']
Threw down and started surfing too...
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 17 2005, 07:06 AM' post='94612']
screaming
[/quote]
[quote name='Oddball' date='Jun 17 2005, 08:25 AM' post='94646']
I WANT ANOTHER WOOHOO...
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 17 2005, 08:27 AM' post='94649']
To which the man from the Woohoo shop replied.....
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 17 2005, 08:29 AM' post='94650']
In platinum or gold? I'm afriad they cost...
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:31 AM' post='94681']
dearly especially in roubles but you could always pay in
[/quote]
[quote name='Andy-piano-flute' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:33 AM' post='94683']
...chocolate coins
[/quote]
[quote name='crazy_purple_piano_freak' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:34 AM' post='94684']
which i will then share with you if you do me one small favour...
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:34 AM' post='94686']
preferably the Belgian currency of coin but if you can't get those then
[/quote]
[quote name='Andy-piano-flute' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:55 AM' post='94693']
the ones from Lidl will do
[/quote]
[quote name='sbhoa' date='Jun 17 2005, 11:39 AM' post='94720']
And as the chocolate coins began to melt into my hot hands the alarm rang....
It was the day of my grade 1 exam...
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 17 2005, 11:41 AM' post='94722']
And my teacher was, after all, expecting me to....
[/quote]
[quote name='sbhoa' date='Jun 17 2005, 11:43 AM' post='94726']
Get a distinction.
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 17 2005, 11:47 AM' post='94729']
So I thought I'd better....
[/quote]
change time for my own personal benefit! This time, I will get a distinction, whether they like it or not! I'd better be careful, and look surprised when everything happens, to make it look as if I haven't seen everything all before! So this time, I proceeded with my day, but because I knew what scales the examiner would ask me for in the future, I decided to practice those exact scales 50 times over until they sounded absolutely perfect! Now I was ready for my exam!
~Wobby~
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:02 PM' post='94228']
Who was making a camp fire, so I...
[/quote]
[quote name='Puff cat' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:03 PM' post='94230']
...called the police and they said...
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:11 PM' post='94235']
"Do you know this man?", to which I said...
[/quote]
[quote name='Puff cat' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:14 PM' post='94237']
...well he does look vaguely familiar but I don't know his name...
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:18 PM' post='94239']
at which point he.....
[/quote]
[quote name='Alibonebone!' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:25 PM' post='94243']
Sprouted wings and flew into the rising sun, leaving behind him a trail of
[/quote]
[quote name='Puff cat' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:27 PM' post='94246']
...what looked like glitter and sequins but when I looked closer I saw it was...
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:32 PM' post='94254']
the splinters of an exploded woohoo, which had blown up just before....
[/quote]
[quote name='Oddball' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:37 PM' post='94256']
...'Nooo' screamed the woohoo lovers...
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:50 PM' post='94262']
and they started doing a mass spiritual ritual on the ground below, just outside the exam centre..
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 16 2005, 03:51 PM' post='94264']
where the examiner was busy....
[/quote]
[quote name='sbhoa' date='Jun 16 2005, 04:37 PM' post='94288']
checking under the piano for monsters....
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 04:39 PM' post='94290']
....he saw one and.....
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 16 2005, 04:41 PM' post='94291']
Screamed loudly, to the surprise of his first candidate of the morning who thought this was part of the aural test and brightly suggested that the interval was a diminished twelfth. To which the examiner said...
[/quote]
[quote name='sbhoa' date='Jun 16 2005, 04:44 PM' post='94294']
'Just wait there a minute, i need a strong coffee from the Forums Cafe'...
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 04:44 PM' post='94295']
...out the coffe came served by Amber but then......
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 06:33 PM' post='94339']
...the exam warden thought the coffee was for her, drank it. so the examiner....
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:10 PM' post='94377']
hit the warden over the head with a music stand and...
[/quote]
[quote name='Car Expert' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:37 PM' post='94401']
ran away. The warden got very furious and...
[/quote]
[quote name='trumpet geek' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:40 PM' post='94403']
jumped inside the piano
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:42 PM' post='94405']
then he got stuck and......
[/quote]
[quote name='Hysterical_Pianist' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:49 PM' post='94412']
Was constantly smacked in the head by the piano hammers of someone happening to play 'Fantasie Impromtu' by Chopin...
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 07:50 PM' post='94413']
but then the pianist realised something was stuck in the piano so he
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:10 PM' post='94433']
decided to finish knitting the jumper he'd started earlier
[/quote]
[quote name='Car Expert' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:13 PM' post='94435']
The examiner walked back in the café with a big...
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:14 PM' post='94439']
adjustable spanner with which he
[/quote]
[quote name='crazy_purple_piano_freak' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:16 PM' post='94444']
whacked the warden in the piano over the head causing...
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:20 PM' post='94446']
the warden's memoryloss to be cured and he suddenly remembered he should have been in
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:22 PM' post='94447']
the back room of the
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:27 PM' post='94453']
house where the exams were taking place and...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:27 PM' post='94455']
then
[/quote]
[quote name='crazy_purple_piano_freak' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:29 PM' post='94459']
he jumped out of the widow in search of the piano place where...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:33 PM' post='94465']
the assistants played piano and
[/quote]
[quote name='crazy_purple_piano_freak' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:40 PM' post='94473']
ate cheese whilst dancing round and round the...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:42 PM' post='94477']
mulberry bush while....
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:44 PM' post='94480']
singing a choral work by...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:45 PM' post='94484']
einaudi and
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:46 PM' post='94486']
voicing his concern that such boring composers get recognition in todays world by...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:47 PM' post='94488']
the media of the little country .....
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:48 PM' post='94491']
which winston churchill described once as the "soft underbelly of europe" (ohh my history!) but now...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:49 PM' post='94493']
at the fronteir of....
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:53 PM' post='94499']
modern europe, with the prime minister berlusconi controlling...
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:54 PM' post='94501']
the pasta mountain
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:54 PM' post='94502']
of the great
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:54 PM' post='94503']
which was covered in tomato ketchup
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:55 PM' post='94504']
and cheese but he'd lost his poor meatball
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:55 PM' post='94505']
and peanut butter
[/quote]
[quote name='sl123451' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:56 PM' post='94507']
to some young city slicker who came to pasta mountain and took all the...
[/quote]
[quote name='fluteandbassoon' date='Jun 16 2005, 08:57 PM' post='94508']
hats of the
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 16 2005, 09:02 PM' post='94513']
Italian army who promptly
[/quote]
[quote name='maggiemay' date='Jun 16 2005, 09:03 PM' post='94514']
forgot
[/quote]
[quote name='Hysterical_Pianist' date='Jun 16 2005, 09:05 PM' post='94516']
of complete and utter ice cream indulgence, and...
[/quote]
[quote name='saxlover' date='Jun 16 2005, 11:01 PM' post='94583']
splashed into a chocolate lake
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 17 2005, 06:50 AM' post='94608']
where they surfed on marshmallows. Suddenly the examiner appeared with a book of...
[/quote]
[quote name='andante_in_c' date='Jun 17 2005, 07:00 AM' post='94610']
extremely difficult sight reading, which he ...
[/quote]
[quote name='Oddball' date='Jun 17 2005, 07:05 AM' post='94611']
Threw down and started surfing too...
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 17 2005, 07:06 AM' post='94612']
screaming
[/quote]
[quote name='Oddball' date='Jun 17 2005, 08:25 AM' post='94646']
I WANT ANOTHER WOOHOO...
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 17 2005, 08:27 AM' post='94649']
To which the man from the Woohoo shop replied.....
[/quote]
[quote name='nicki_flute' date='Jun 17 2005, 08:29 AM' post='94650']
In platinum or gold? I'm afriad they cost...
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:31 AM' post='94681']
dearly especially in roubles but you could always pay in
[/quote]
[quote name='Andy-piano-flute' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:33 AM' post='94683']
...chocolate coins
[/quote]
[quote name='crazy_purple_piano_freak' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:34 AM' post='94684']
which i will then share with you if you do me one small favour...
[/quote]
[quote name='chocolatedog' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:34 AM' post='94686']
preferably the Belgian currency of coin but if you can't get those then
[/quote]
[quote name='Andy-piano-flute' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:55 AM' post='94693']
the ones from Lidl will do
[/quote]
[quote name='sbhoa' date='Jun 17 2005, 11:39 AM' post='94720']
And as the chocolate coins began to melt into my hot hands the alarm rang....
It was the day of my grade 1 exam...
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 17 2005, 11:41 AM' post='94722']
And my teacher was, after all, expecting me to....
[/quote]
[quote name='sbhoa' date='Jun 17 2005, 11:43 AM' post='94726']
Get a distinction.
[/quote]
[quote name='katyjay' date='Jun 17 2005, 11:47 AM' post='94729']
So I thought I'd better....
[/quote]
change time for my own personal benefit! This time, I will get a distinction, whether they like it or not! I'd better be careful, and look surprised when everything happens, to make it look as if I haven't seen everything all before! So this time, I proceeded with my day, but because I knew what scales the examiner would ask me for in the future, I decided to practice those exact scales 50 times over until they sounded absolutely perfect! Now I was ready for my exam!
~Wobby~
Ya whaaaaaaaaaaaaa????????
I'm just as confused as you are! Well, because someone put in a quotation from absolutely ages ago, we made an excuse that CPPF's mum sent us all back in time, and so now we're back at the beginning of the story again. You know, the part where we're actually about to take the Grade 1 exam, but this time round, because we've already had the exam before, we knew what was coming, so we could perfect the scales the examiner will ask for so we could ace the test!
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
Ok, so then we have done our grade 1 exam....
Because now I have a distinction, the music teacher in school finally noticed me. He still can't get my name right but it's a start...
Because now I have a distinction, the music teacher in school finally noticed me. He still can't get my name right but it's a start...
Umm... not quite yet! We were about to do it... we've just got up and practised our scales...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
and ran downstairs to...
QUOTE(Wobby @ Dec 10 2005, 03:52 PM)
change time for my own personal benefit! This time, I will get a distinction, whether they like it or not! I'd better be careful, and look surprised when everything happens, to make it look as if I haven't seen everything all before! So this time, I proceeded with my day, but because I knew what scales the examiner would ask me for in the future, I decided to practice those exact scales 50 times over until they sounded absolutely perfect! Now I was ready for my exam!
~Wobby~
Wait a second, quote from here!
OK:
eat some banana cereal before going out for the exam...
~Wobby~
OK:
QUOTE
Now I was ready for my exam! So, I ran downstairs to...
eat some banana cereal before going out for the exam...
~Wobby~
To my surprise, I actually met the examiner while walking down the road and...
Car Expert
Car Expert
He said "Hello there...
, have you practised your exam pieces well?" ...
I replied by saying "...
Car Expert
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Oh yes! Especially my scales...
"Goody good!" said the examiner. "Now, I'm just popping off to buy a bulldozer. I'll meet you at my house!"...
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"Ok then, see you later!" I said...
I slowly walked to his house.
I arrived and...
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I arrived and...
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saw a whole line of penguins, rabbits, talking dogs and Chavs.
waiting to take their...
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ballet class.
To my surprise, at the front of the queue was...
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Choddy...
I went up to him...
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and said...
"Hey Choddy! Erm, why are you joining a ballet class?"...
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Choddy replied with...
"Because CPPF wanted me to!" We burst out laughing...
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we were rolling on the floor when...
suddenly, the examiner came with his bulldozer...
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which he used to kill all the chavs in the line and...
we climbed on board with the exminer...
and got excited as...
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we approaced the building were my exam was to be held but suddenly our excitement was going to come to an end because...
Bobita, the evil penguin...
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suddenly lifted a lazer gun from its left flipper and hit...
it against a...
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fish that was thrown at it by...
the examiner. We...
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fled as soon as possible as the examiner went into a frenzy of throwing fish at everyone. The only thing we could do to save t he world from swimming in fish was...
to find...
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