Chaos_91
Dec 16 2005, 11:31 PM
the magical fishstick which was held in the birdseye factory, but...
Talitha
Dec 17 2005, 11:31 AM
to get there we had to...
Wow! So this is back again! what's happened?
Noodelz
Dec 17 2005, 11:38 AM
get spiderman...
Not too sure myself. I think 'I' is back in the beginning of the story but because 'I' know what the examiner will ask, 'I' is very confident. We find Choddy lining up for ballet classes, some chavs got runover by a bulldozer and some fish are flying around everywhere now.
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 02:28 PM
who was...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:14 PM
dressed in a pink tutu in the line, poking the dead chavs, then he suddenly...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:18 PM
flew away again...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:20 PM
Using his web shooter but...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:22 PM
unfortunately, the web got stuck...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:23 PM
and spiderman almost got hit by a swordfish which...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:25 PM
wanted to...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:25 PM
Play pokémon with him but...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:26 PM
Spiderman was trying to keep ignoring the swordfish.
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:28 PM
This annoyed the swordfish so he threw his gameboy at spiderman who...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:28 PM
threw it back at the swordfish, who...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:35 PM
took the gameboy and went home crying, meanwhile the examiner was...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:36 PM
in his house, getting prepared for examining people. He needed...
Car Expert
Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:38 PM
his bowtie and pen which his mother had bought him for christmas but...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:38 PM
he couldn't find them, so...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:39 PM
Instead of using them he grabbed a regular tie and a pencil which...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:42 PM
unfortunately, they didn't write properly. I happened to be first to take the exam and...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:45 PM
The examiner was still a bit crazy and was eating his pencil which had a fish pencil topper on it and then...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:46 PM
I asked him "Why are you chewing a pencil?" The examiner replied "...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:47 PM
I don't know why, it must be a habit, now then about this exam...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:49 PM
what do you want to do first? Pieces or scales?"
"Scales please!" I replied. He asked me to...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:50 PM
Play every scale which includes up to 5 flats and 5 sharps, I...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:51 PM
said "There were no scales with 5 flats or 5 sharps in that book!" "Just do it!", the examiner shouted. I...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:52 PM
then was relieved when spiderman came to my rescue, he...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:54 PM
went up to the examiner and...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 06:58 PM
took a can of silly string from under his glove and...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 06:58 PM
strangled him with the string. I laughed...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 07:00 PM
and spiderman said to me "I shall be your new examiner...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 07:00 PM
"Yay!" I said in excitement.
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 07:03 PM
"Now then, play the scales and arpeggios of c, g, d, a, f, Bb, Eb, Ab major as well as your 2 chosen pieces," He said in a serious tone of voice.
"But...I..
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 07:04 PM
have got 3 pieces!" ...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 07:05 PM
"Excellent" he replied."Now then, start when you feel you are ready...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 07:07 PM
"OK!" I said. I picked up my exam book and placed it in front of me, and the first piece I played was...
Car Expert
Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 07:10 PM
covered in silly string. I looked at spiderman who was...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 07:13 PM
sleeping on the examiner's desk. I...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 07:14 PM
lifted my mobile phone from my pocket and called the swordfish who...
Saxophonist
Dec 17 2005, 07:15 PM
filled in an official complaints form and was about to send it when....
Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 07:16 PM
Snape appeared and...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 07:16 PM
he said "...
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 07:17 PM
"I'm secretly in love with...
Saxophonist
Dec 17 2005, 07:18 PM
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Noodelz
Dec 17 2005, 07:52 PM
???
SuperNoodelz's mum. "Goodness!" I said. "YOU WHAT!?" Said SuperNoodelz...
Car Expert
Dec 17 2005, 07:52 PM
..
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Chaos_91
Dec 17 2005, 11:19 PM
As he slowly tried to creep away disturbed when...
Car Expert
Dec 18 2005, 03:59 PM
SuperNoodelz...
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Chaos_91
Dec 18 2005, 04:00 PM
Yelled "I WANT AN APPLE!" We all stared at him blankly when...
Car Expert
Dec 18 2005, 04:02 PM
Spiderman decided to...
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