Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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floating in a cab in the atlantic ocean
with radio 4 in the background playing...
the theme from 'Jaws'
When it was time for Im Sorry I haven't a Clue....the next round is.....
...one song to the tune of another. I want you sing the words of Ave Maria to the tune of...
Roll out the barrel.......
ava maria.....
and then it was time to sing
and then it was time to sing
the examiner quickly put in his ear plugs...
and made a hasty retreat to...
The ABRSM Forums Cafe
where he ate a slice of neverending coffee cake
and drank a cup of
Never ending coffee (with a whisky), while
...playing Whack the Penguin with ...
the soundproof booth that had just appeard on the other side of the room...
when all of a sudden, out stepped
a furious penguin, brandishing a ...
...corkscrew, and said....
"Zees summeet as been torpee-doed by ze British refusal to discuss the rebate. Tony Blair ees not getting any of my wine.....
Or my cheeeeese! Take zat!"
And he placed a floppy fish in front of his victim, who promptly turned into a
Crazy Frog....bing ring ding ding.....
ring...ding...ding ....that wasn't the crazy frog! It was the phone ringing...
..
but where did I put the phone he thought the last time I used it I was....
... on top of my woohoo, next to my score of...
Ave Maria to the tune of Ave Maria......but meanwhile he answered the phone...hello who's that.........
It's your bathroom mirror, I'm just calling to say that the butler has
jammed his shirt in the front...
of the dishwasher, and put his plates in the washing-machine...
where they have smashed, partly due to the cycle and partly because of the wombat in
saxophone mouthpiece
so, you need to buy more crockery."
but ALAS i had no money...time to borrow more from my good old pal Lorna Linley
But as it happens, I was walking through the woods, and saw a
treehouse
with something stuck on top of it which...
Did not seem that healthy
which was growling and quivering like jelly
Lol, I wonder where that idea came from
( For others - My brother put plates in the washing machine and they ended up being smashed see Forums Cafe about p216 for more info!)
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Jun 21 2005, 05:52 PM)
of the dishwasher, and put his plates in the washing-machine...
Lol, I wonder where that idea came from
( For others - My brother put plates in the washing machine and they ended up being smashed see Forums Cafe about p216 for more info!)
It was none other than ............................................... the examiner!!!!
He had come back, and he was more evil than ever! 
he screamed at me.....
YOUR AURALS ARE RUBBISH
...YOU CANT EVEN SING!!!!...
Then I gave up, and went sobbing back to the ABRSM cafe, and played Le Onde on the Woohoo, contemplating never taking an exam again...
...and then...
...and then...
the examiner started talking about what a funny exam he'd had on the teachers fourum
but the other teachers didn't believe him
That sounds like a good ending to me... 
Anyone going to write it out in one post (or 2 if it's too many words?)
Anyone going to write it out in one post (or 2 if it's too many words?)
So then I decided I would continue my adventure ( 
) and I climbed into my oven, and teleported to
) and I climbed into my oven, and teleported to
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