Make an apple out of web and give it to SuperNoodelz as a prank, but..

unfortunately, when SuperNoodelz tried it, it tasted like...

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A yummy milky bar, spiderman then decided to blast some of his web into his mouth but...

luckily, SuperNoodelz had...

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The power to turn back time but unfortunately he went back to the time where the examiner attacked us all with fish which...

bit us so many times...

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That I was unable to do my grade 1, i was happy but..



I've gotta go play cello be on at.. around 4:50

this would've meant I would have to do it on a later date...

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But the fish had bitten off my left hand, so i...

bought one from Tescos, buy one get one free, pretty good deal IMO...

This meant I could do the exam now, so...

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....with my new hands from Tesco, I picked up the phone and............

dialed the number so I could call up...

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.........the exam board and arrange another date for my exam. Unfortunately, the person who answered was..............

Bob the penguin, who knew nothing about music exams,...

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which was quite unfortunate really. However, he did talk alot about his girlfriend, who is called.............

Lady Bobbington...

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Now apparently lady Bobbington knows about music exams and could maybe help me. So, with those bargain hands from Tesco's, I rang the number that Bob the Penguin had given me for Lady Bobbington

Unfortunately, it happened to be the wrong number, so...

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so to make Bob the penguin pay for his stupid mistake, I flew an aeroplane over his house. He followed it with his eyes and prompltly fell over backwards. Ha ha!!!

Bob got annoyed and stepped outside his front door and...

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slapped me around the face with his flipper fin things. I told him that I must do my grade 1, and I must speak to lady Bobbington. He became angry and said that he had lady bobbington chained up in his bedroom and only he was allowed to speak to her

He tried to shut the door in my face, but...

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did a karate kick and bashed the door open, and again, Bob the penguin was on him back, rolling around unable to get back up. I...........

rushed upstairs into the bathroom and...

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There was Lady Bobbington with no clothes on...........

"Oy, what are you doing here?" asked Lady Bobbington. "Where's Bob?"...

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"well bob is on the doorstep rolling around as per usual. Obviously too many aeroplanes going across today."

"Well he always was a plonker" said Lady Bobbington. "how may I help you?"

"I want to do my Grade 1 exam...

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well what in Bob's name are you asking me for, I'm a blummin penguin!!!

"Well, Bob asked me to tell you!" I said.

"Hey, what's going on?" asked Bob, after only just getting up. "Erm darling, you're wearing no clothes!"...

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"ooops" said Lady Bobbington. "I'd clearly forgotten. Now please excuse me whilst I put some clothes on...............and Bob, what are telling this person that I know about exams for? I shall have to punish you for telling lies later."

"well", said Bob, "I eeerrrrrrr..............

was, errr, very tired!"...

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"Well get the yellow pages then and we can look up the number for the exam board" said Lady Bobbington. "Yes my love" said Bob.

We found this company, and the person who he had to call up was called Mr. ...

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..Bargain Booze........

I told the penguins that it would be best if I called him up, so Bob passed the phone to me and I dialled the number for that company. I had to wait 45 seconds for someone to answer, and the person on the other end said "...

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.."Sorry Mr Bargain Booze is a bit drunk at the moment, could I pass you onto.............

Mrs Bargain Booze, she's just over here." When she got hold of the phone, she said "...

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"Hello there darling Mrs Bargain Booze here"
I replied saying..

"sorry that my husband is drunk, but he's spent the morning examining some candidates and none of them could play their scales. He had to console himself. He also supports Everton so is consoling himself over that too"

"Erm, I want to do my Grade 1 exam", I said...

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" Well, Mr Bargain Booze is the only examiner not off with the flu at the moment. Can you play your scales? Because I can't let you do it otherwise. He'll get into a state like this again and it drives me up the wall!

"So if you dont mind, call back when he's sober" She replied in a snappy manner...

She put the phone down. "That was a waste of time, wasn't it!" I said in an angry way...

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'Is there not someone else I can talk to? I just want to do my exam. And yes, I can play my scales!!!!"

I looked in the Yellow Pages and found...

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an advert for..........

'B+L Penguin' exams...

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So i rang the number and...