well I thought it was worth a go, so I ................

Lady Bobbington answered!! So she did know about exams after all. She was the one lying not Bob

I put the phone down, went downstairs, went up to Bob and said "...

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Can i do my exam please!" he replied...

"Why are you asking me? You should be asking my wife!" Bob said...

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and that was when I found out that they had got married in secret..........

So i ran over to lady bobbington and asked about the marriage, she replied...

"well you know, we................

are married, aren't we?"...

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"Well I seem to remember a service" said Bob, "but does it count as I couldn't get the ring on that slippery fin of yours"

"Yes, it does, just need to get a bigger ring for you!"...

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"oh well I suppose we are then" said Bob.

Anyway, Lady Bobbington, when can I do my grade 1

"Wait, I thought that person downstairs was doing it, not you!" said Lady Bobbington...

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Well I was the person downstairs, but seeing as I walked up the stairs, I'm now the person upstairs

"Blimey, you gave me a fright!" said Bob.
"Sorry Bob! Anyway, when can I do my exam Lady Bobbington?" I asked.
"Well", said Lady Bobbington. "You can do it on...

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Christmas Day!!!!!!

"I need to do my Christmas shopping on that day!" I said.
"Have you not started then?" asked Lady Bobbington.
"No!" I replied. "But Christmas Day is fine!"...

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"well the only slot I have is at 3.47 and 30seconds am"

"OK, I'll do that!" I said...

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And so there it was, a lot of cafuffle, but an exam time fixed. Maybe it'll go alright this time

It was midnight on Christmas Day, and I was getting prepared for my Grade 1 exam...

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"Oh no, the dogs chewed up my music"

I panicked and was thinking of what I should do. Then I thought of a good idea. I...

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could play them from memory!!

Despite that, I had to punish the dog by...

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dressing him up in CHristmas decorations!

I quietly went downstairs only to find...

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that i'd dressed the dog up so much in Christmas dfecorations that he thought he was a fairy. he was sat on the top of the tree!

I had to get the ladder from the cellar, go outside and rescue him, but...

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he kept snapping at me, as he thought it was his right to be the fairy. Unfortunately, he bit off one of my tesco's buy one get one free hands

which meant I would probably not be able to do the exam...

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Though if there is a 24 hour tesco's, I may be able to buy a new hand

I got down from the ladder and had a look in a book called...

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Argos, in which i found...

these 365-day piano hands for £...

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1500.00, the only problem was that they were only home delivery and...

I would not be able to get them in time, so...

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I decided to post myself via First express class to Argos and i arrived the same second! Then I...

put up a sign saying...

(What's been going on in the story?)

Don't eat cows because...

I forget whats been going on

'I' was arranging to set an exam date, called Bob the penguin, the manager of the exams, who told 'I' to call Lady Bobbington. 'I' went round Bob's house, found LadyB naked ( ), and the exam was on Christmas Day at 3:47. It's now midnight on Christmas Day, dog has eaten 'I''s music, bit 'I''s hand, and now 'I' is finding a replacement hand.

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the cows will eat you first. After that I.......

put on my new 365-day hand, only to realise...

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it is allergic to Human skin!

At this point I panicked and started screaming "...

"What am I going to do now?!"...

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And then it hit me! I needed to meet...

SuperNoodelz, who would know how to solve this problem. So I...

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Jumped into a never ending pit to Australia

and I saw SuperNoodelz. I tried to call him so I could get out of this pit,...

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but as i said, it was neverending and led to Australia. Here I met...