the new hand for me. I tried it on...

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and it fit like a glove (well a hand actually). Now that I had my new hand, I could...

rush off quickly so I could do my exam...

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but it turned out that the examiner was actually the Administrator and was evil, I needed to escape from him before he failed me! Then I had to get a replacement examiner...

, but there were only 3 minutes left until my exam, so I didn't bother...

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trying to escape and find a replacement, instead I called the only person who would be able to help me! The phone picked up and they answered...

"Hello, it's SuperNoodelz, how can I help?"...

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"SuperNoodelz, i need a new examiner...

I told Supernoodelz the situation, and he told me what to do, I had memorized it all just as I saw the examiner coming down the corridor!

I started to panic...

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But then, it was like a miracle as...

my new examiner suddenly appeared from nowhere...

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Spiderman came and apologised about how hard he was on me before, and told me to play my pieces and the scales of F, C, G and D major so I...

did, and I did them the best I could...

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but it was kind of hard to do when there was a few fish in the piano from that day...

They were annoying me, so...

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I called a cannibal fish, who...

would make these fish disappear...

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after i hung up on the fish... the swordfish walked through the door ...

and said "...

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"Hello sir/ma'am, how may I help you?"...

"I want you to get rid of these fish!" I said...

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the sword fish replied with "certainly, do you want it 'no mercy with blood everywhere' or...

'lots of mercy with blood everywhere'?"...

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"Ooohhhh, it's a very hard choice, I think I will choose...

'lots of mercy with blood everywhere'... no, I'll choose 'no mercy with blood everywhere'."...

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"very well then!" Said the swordfish.

It attacked the piano and blood came pouring out of it...

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"Oh goodness! OH! OH NO! NO!" Screamed...

Spiderman, who...

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went out the window...

to find...

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the Green Goblin.

so that he could vent some...

webbing on him. When he came back there was a cocoon on his back containing the Green Goblin. It cracked open and out came...

a spiderfly with...

The goblin's greedy looking face, waiting with a terrible sting of which it stang Spiderman who imeddiately disappered, along with the fly, into an alternate reality. Since Spiderman was gone, the evil Administrator/Examiner came along to fail my exam...

I needed to act quickly so, yet again, I summoned th supers to...

take me back in time to the beginning of the day. As soon as I got there I got to work...

and the supers...

stayed in the present and fought the evil Administrator of the Universe (for that is his title), back into the deep void of creation from whence he came. Meanwhile in the past, I was watching myself running out of the house...

so I could...

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have one last attempt at...

saving Spiderman and getting a new Examiner!

as well as buying a bunch of bananas at discount prices because they contain serotonin and are useful for....

behaving like a monkey at the monkey impersonation compertition next March. Anyway...

While all this was going on, my past self was...

in the middle of doing something extremely important which could have far reaching repercussions which could affect ...

the future and the Chav Period in which Mike Skinner was king. We must stop them cried...

Spiderman, who seemed to have excaped on his own from the alternate dimension where he was trapped with the Green Goblin fly!