(Where is everyone?)
Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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(Where is everyone?)
(Where is everyone?)
said spider man as he rushed out into the street, only to be confronted by.....
The Administrator, who was too strong for the supers! It turned out that SuperTrellis would have to make a hack into Admin.evil.abrsm to weaken him so that...
I could get my FRSM on Drums which
(Wow, this thread died when I wasn't around! Time to revive it!
)
~Wobby~
(Wow, this thread died when I wasn't around! Time to revive it!
)~Wobby~
... I would put on my wall in a fluffy pink frame that...
can squeak the national anthem
lol Wobby it has...i'd stopped going on this!
lol Wobby it has...i'd stopped going on this!
and glowed in the daytime and turned invisible at night! Unfortunately...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
... on the day before the exam...
i got eaten by my pet goldfish and
...had to rethink the whole FRSM thing - luckily...
there was a free space in the examiners timetable to fit my FRSM exam tomorrow
but unluckily, my little brother flushed that goldfish down the toilet! 
So...
~Wobby~
So...~Wobby~
thus began a new voyage into the depths beneath the city where
they were giving away Steinways for free if you
swam naked in the sewage- so, i decided
to swim naked in the sewage but only if i was accompanied by
Wobby, so I
ripped Wobby's clothes off and
ate them dipped in cheese fondue (ewwww)
Made beautiful music with him
but this was not really Wobby, it was in fact the evil examiner in disguise (Wobby was away at Ikea making deals of buying food for cheaper prices ), and he was there to kill me! So, I...
~Wobby~
), and he was there to kill me! So, I...~Wobby~
tricked him into thinking that...
i was really a male penguin, when in actually fact i am a female chinchilla disguised as a talking
badminton raquet(sp?) who, when the word scales are mentioned,.....
I go insane and start playing the Liszt B minor Sonata on a harpsichord back to front and upside down at twice the speed
of a moving concorde dressed as a snail, a feat that dramatically slows the concorde down by
magic...
which caused the randomly spontaneous combustion of the examination piano
to explode...
Car Expert
Car Expert
YAP was distraught by this as it was his favourite Steinway concert grand
given to him by his nephew Bob at his chrisening where 10 evil fairies had materialised and prophesised that
The piano was non refundable
"Darn," said YP, distraught. "Looks like I'm going to have to sell the cat... 
" However, luckily...
~Wobby~
" However, luckily...~Wobby~
Super-Steinway-Man came to the rescue...
and he...
Car Expert
Car Expert
fell desperately in love with me so...
I decided to...
Car Expert
Car Expert
flop
off a diving board, doing a 3 and a half closed pike somersault (or something along those lines), and I got 4 10s! 
However, back to the more important issue of...
~Wobby~
However, back to the more important issue of...~Wobby~
porr jimmy being stuck down a well, so i called for lassie who reminded me the.....
time was right to save him! I asked Lassie to help me out, but at the prospect of having to do any work, she ran away to the nearest...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
Carrot Juice Shop, where
where she spent all he reward money on....
Carrot Juice! After drinking all the carrot juice, she
got wasted and beat up the first person she saw, causing the....
Carrot Juice shop to explode all over the
time machine neaxt to it, causing it to be destroyed, much to the annoyance of.....
Bobita, Bob's evil twin sister. In her annoyance, she switched Choddy's, CPPF's and Moosourgsky's body, so that Choddy was in CPPF's body, CPPF in Moosourgsky's body, and Moosourgsky in Choddy's body! However, the rest of the forum members hadn't realised the switch, and so...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
Noodelz popped in to say "What has been happening in the story?"
Super saxophone and cello hpwever saw the swap and shouted "bhgnviototbnwoueyn" as he was unabled to say anything bad about anyone! (it's one of his powers(a very annoying one though)) So he summoned a random huge dragon that talked! It said "...
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