my jokes werent funny enough so instead

I...

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went on a foreign exchange to Bermuda, but unfortunately...

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decided that next week i would

be bungee jumping off Mount Everest wearing...

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nothing but...

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a plastic binbag covered with treble clefs because

my hairdresser accidentally cut off all my hair! But this week, I would be...

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getting a new wig...

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so that I wouldn't even have to wear a binbag! The wig would be...

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shaped like...

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a tapioca, and it was...

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quite big...

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with purple spots to match my

hoverbike that...

was also a...

Gosh this thread is back!

dancing emu wearing purple gloves

and a pink bobbly hat!

The flautists and clarinettists...

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made a strange ...

noise like...

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an elephant sneezing

which showed...

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that most of them hadn't been practising! So they all decided to try....

and tune their instruments...

but unfortunately,...

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the examiner had found us through some strange unknown means!!!!!

We all ran except for...

spiderman who...

sat down and played the flute for so long that

the examiner caught him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and...

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ate his cheese

and pickle sand wich! eery one cried...

because...

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they had all turned green! So...~

(Don't include the '~': that's just how I'm ending all my posts for now! )

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they had to find a way to turn them back to normal. ...

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When the supers found out, super car expert gave his cheese and pickle sandwich to spiderman because...

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he was growing...

a beard, although...

it obviously didn't affect his appetite! However the beard was getting longer and longer, until it was so long that.........

It was a hairy carpet to the whole room!!!!!!!!!!

Spiderman wondered what was happening to him, and he tried to cast a spell to make his beard disappear, but...

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It caused superCE and SuperTalitha to grow beards as well!!!

I found a pair of scissors and...

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tried to cut the beards off,

but...

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found that it was actually a magic wand that made all the forum couples grow beards too! So...

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I decided to...

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eat a banana, when suddenly Bananaman