recite a Robbie Burns peom in 0.2 seconds

He found a poem by him on a piece of paper on the floor and he recited it in 0.199999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 seconds. Just in time. Suddenly, he managed to turn himself back into a penguin...

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and came back to the supers to help...

them to...

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formulate a plan to kill SuperTrellis!

They decided to use...

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a very TOP SECRET PLAN...

which was to...

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first, find Super Trellis (he was still dancing to Basement Jaxx)

then, they had to find...

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Basement Jaxx cos Super trellis had taken them to his SECRET LAIR!!! dun dun duuun!!!

They went in search of SuperTrellis and Basement Jaxx, and on the way, they found...

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the broken invisable box that he had been trapped in earlier in the thread, and the marbles

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on the floor...

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It's cool, payback for earlier right? lolz anyway back to the story...

he wasnt watching where he was going and the inevitable happened...

Who's he?

he tripped over the marbles and...

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bob! or have i misread the past bits of the thread in which case oops...

fell onto his back, he noticed clouds that looked like...

soz i gtg home (im at my nans right now) see ya laterz

balloons with...

See ya!

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purple pieces of cheese hanging off them

Bob got back up and...

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shared them with Lady Bobbington and

But they were poisoned with evaporated milk and as it happened, they gave one to SuperTalitha. It turned out that SuperTrellis had invented the SuperWeakness gun that fed off the power of Basement Jaxx.

Basement Jaxx were weak...so weak that the only thing they could do was...

to use the gun, but not to shoot Basement Jaxx, but to...

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shoot the source of the commotion which was...

this strange...

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yet scary...

sharpener...

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which incidently was very sharp

and pointy but...

it couldn't sharpen pencils...

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To fight it we needed to...

disintegrate

basement Jaxx...

Bob hesitated. If he disintegrated basement Jaxx he'd be one of the worlds most hated people...

so to be on the safe side, he decided to...

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disintergrate their shoes instead...

it became very hard to...

make desisions in those dark days for bob

who ran to...

Lady Bobbington...

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and begged for help on valentines day

"Not a red rose or a satin heart.

I give you an onion[as a gift]" Valentine, Carol Ann Duffy

Lady Bobbington blanked bob and turned her attention to the red...

rose in the hands of a hooded man in a mask. she squealed in delight.

cupcake on the floor...

and said "...

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FORGET the onion mate, roses still rule v-day!!"

The hooded man walked away...

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"No wait come back!!!" she said to him. He returned as she embraced him. Bob looked at the person who he thought could help him. It seemed she was too busy right now...

Bob ran after him and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around...

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