"Listen mate I'm a LITTLE busy getting off with this fit gurl right now" said the hooded man "Come back later"

"Where can I find you?" asked Bob. ...

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"Errrr....146, Woodgate Close, Dury Lane, Herringham HE57 4FG

"Right, will probably take me forever to find, but anyway, I better dash off over there!"...

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and so Bob set off on his journey to 10, woodgate close, dury lane, Herryham, HE57 4FG

after he found a map from somewhere....

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he went to visit the cafe where basement jaxx once played. and ordered a mochachino and a muffin. He foudn that the muffin was an old "friend"

and he decided to throw it in...

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straight into the bin (no more evil muffins to blind him and change him into a cat after a subsequent vet visit-he still had cravings for cat food)

He stormed off out of the café...

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but forgot the map which was picked up by a curious...

woman, who...

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was wearing an absoloutely horrid outfit consisting of...

a shoe on her head,...

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an eybrow pierced...

a pair of gloves on her feet,...

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socks on her hands...

tattoos on her face,...

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and an I love SuperTrellis t-shirt, the most popular wear among people who live at 146, Woodgate Close, Dury Lane, Herringham HE57 4FG

so bob had a pretty hard time looking for 146, Woodgate Close, Dury Lane, Herringham HE57 4FG without the map

When he eventually found the house, right next door to the cafe, he noticed that in the front garden was a statue of SuperTrellis, and the the door had his motto on, Bo b knocked on the door and...

It creaked open "ENTER" Bellowed a deep voice from within...

Bob entered and...

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stood trembling in the door way. "CLOSE THE DOOR!!!" shouted the voice

Bob closed it. He then found this book...

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"DON'T TOUCH IT!"

said a voice. He walked over to...

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a bookcase where he found soemthing rather peculiar...

It was a book about Bob and Lady Bobbington, and how...

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They had once shared a burning desire "how did they know?" he wondered...

He picked the book up, but...

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he turned out to find

he found it was locked

The deep vocie said, "COME TO MY OFFICE!"

so no-one could read it...I did what the voice said and went to the office...

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He knocked on the door smartly three times *rap rap rap*

"COME IN!"
He went in,
Inside there were lots of things adorned with the logo of SuperTrellis's law business and motto, (sue today, pay yesterday!). He looked behind the desk and Bob saw...

Bob got MAJOR bad vibes but stayed rooted to the spot.

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Doesn't make sense.

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oops sorry! and bob saw a little raven sitting on the windowsill...the skeleton anyway....Bob got MAJOR bad vibes but stayed rooted to the spot...

The raven said "Why are you...

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staring at me?? look at my master!!! my kind master who..."

is currently making me a Marmite sandwich." Bob looked at him...

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"Don't look at my master!!" the raven screeched "but you-" started bob. the raven screeched again.

"SILENCE!!!!!!!"

"Now if you excuse me. I've got a sandwich to eat." I watching the raven eat the sandwich...

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"STOP LOOKING AT MONICA!!!"

Bob looked blank

"MONICA IS THE NAME OF THE RAVEN, FOOL!!"

the raven didnt look like a monica, looked more like a Chad...

Bob looked at the ceiling instead...

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but decided not to after he found the ceiling covered in...

pictures of...

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squirrels.