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I ate the mushrooms and told the people with their hands glued to lamp posts to go away. I jumped on the C6, while it was in motion, so that it would take me to...
a town called...
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No-C6s-allowed-town
which was famous for not allowing any Citroën C6s in the area. ...
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Bob however did not know have to read the national language and ignored all the warning signs posted along the road...
To his surprise, he saw...
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a band of angry towns people
*Just recording my violin piece...*
*Just recording my violin piece...*
trying to...
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destroy the car of beauty
Unfortunately, their plans failed as...
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it was a super car with integrated...
turbo boost...
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to help it...
go quicker and at the same time...
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frazzle the towns people...
I saw what was going on and ran towards the scene...
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* i thought u were in the car???*
'I' is a different character, who is one of the first characters in ths story. Bob is in the car, not 'I'! 
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lolz ok...how about...
I saw what was going on and ran towards the scene...and there I saw a lot of frazzled townspeople. And what looked liek a C6 in the distance...so i hopped on my turbo boosted motor bike and raced after it. Once i had caught up i...
I saw what was going on and ran towards the scene...and there I saw a lot of frazzled townspeople. And what looked liek a C6 in the distance...so i hopped on my turbo boosted motor bike and raced after it. Once i had caught up i...
got off the bike...
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and jumped onto the roof of the C6
I said, in a very loud voice "...
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OI!!!!"
Everyone stood in silence. I continued by saying "...
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OPEN THE FLIPPING WINDOW SO I CAN GET IN!!!"
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*im so confused i thought "I" had jumped onto the car..."
Oh, do you mean the window of the car. Rightyho!
Bob opened the window of the C6 and I jumped in...
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Bob opened the window of the C6 and I jumped in...
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and it was one swish car, i tell you...
I pushed Bob into the passenger's seat and I drove off. Unfortunately, the Citroën C6 has a five-star EURO-NCAP crash test rating and a four-star EURO-NCAP pedestrian rating, so it couldn't injury the people as badly as with a worse car. I...
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then made the biggest mistake of all...
I missed all of the people, so...
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i went back...
wards, and this time...
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i hit around 10 people...not enough i decided...
So, I turned around again and...
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hit another 10
but still had a further 198740915730953175139875138051375130957130 people to hit, so I turned around again and...
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hit 198740915730953175139875138051375130957130 people!
"Hooray!" I shouted. To celebrate, myself and Bob...
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went to the Come In, Sit Down thread, to...
have a party...
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with...
most of the workers in the café...
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who danced round the...
television...
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A mysterious cat was staring at us. Once the dance had finished the cat stood on all fours. It grew into...
a big Fiat Ulysse...
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whcih morphed into...
a...
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