crazy_purple_piano_freak
Jun 30 2005, 03:54 PM
my gluestick
Oddball
Jun 30 2005, 04:10 PM
that had a hot shower one day....
purple dolphin
Jun 30 2005, 05:54 PM
and melted...
nicki_flute
Jun 30 2005, 08:03 PM
which meant it was no longer
Car Expert
Jun 30 2005, 08:04 PM
able to
nicki_flute
Jun 30 2005, 08:08 PM
do a rendition of....
Boo Radley
Jul 1 2005, 10:26 AM
John Cage's 4'33
Alibonebone!
Jul 1 2005, 10:57 AM
whilst doing the can-can
mrbouffant
Jul 1 2005, 11:04 AM
wearing a flowing skirt, and calling itself..
Alibonebone!
Jul 1 2005, 01:20 PM
Tim
nicki_flute
Jul 1 2005, 03:50 PM
Bradley Smith, eating a
Oddball
Jul 1 2005, 04:02 PM
apple
nicki_flute
Jul 1 2005, 04:11 PM
which was coincidentally called Granny Smith!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Jul 1 2005, 04:19 PM
the legendary chainsmoker
Boo Radley
Jul 1 2005, 08:56 PM
who preferred smoking paper chains to metal chains and . .
Alibonebone!
Jul 2 2005, 12:45 PM
fish skin cigars.
flautist999
Jul 2 2005, 03:04 PM
my most important book had been ripped up!
hyperchik
Jul 2 2005, 08:17 PM
...by him who was drunk with fish skin cigars and fish eyes, and...
Alibonebone!
Jul 3 2005, 08:41 AM
flaxen hair.........
nicki_flute
Jul 3 2005, 09:01 AM
which curled at the edges..
boneman
Jul 3 2005, 02:35 PM
I know what i will do about being curly at the edges, I will....
Boo Radley
Jul 3 2005, 03:10 PM
tie these flaxen locks to the empire state building and. . .
purple dolphin
Jul 3 2005, 03:11 PM
Set fire to it...
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Jul 4 2005, 06:53 PM
creating a lovely orange and purple view from the
uberzoldat
Jul 5 2005, 08:09 AM
Great Wall of China
nicki_flute
Jul 5 2005, 08:16 AM
and emitting a great cloud of...
uberzoldat
Jul 5 2005, 08:18 AM
tear gas, which made everybody...
nicki_flute
Jul 5 2005, 08:20 AM
run for cover..
Boo Radley
Jul 5 2005, 10:49 AM
under the. . .
Katet
Jul 5 2005, 10:53 AM
Niagra Falls which were
uberzoldat
Jul 5 2005, 10:55 AM
overrun with piranha fish, but...
Boo Radley
Jul 5 2005, 10:55 AM
these were more interested in eating. . .
nicki_flute
Jul 5 2005, 10:56 AM
Mars...
uberzoldat
Jul 5 2005, 10:57 AM
except their space ship wouldn't work, so they...
Car Expert
Jul 5 2005, 03:05 PM
tried to fly like a bird
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Jul 5 2005, 03:10 PM
but crashed into a tree
Car Expert
Jul 5 2005, 03:11 PM
which contained pine cones
nicki_flute
Jul 5 2005, 03:15 PM
full of...
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Jul 5 2005, 05:13 PM
strawberry sauce
nicki_flute
Jul 5 2005, 05:14 PM
which oozed out of holes in the
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Jul 5 2005, 05:20 PM
fishnet tights she wore
uberzoldat
Jul 6 2005, 07:48 AM
with the matching...
Boo Radley
Jul 6 2005, 08:47 AM
amoeba-infested lemon curd-and-cheese sandwich which had been. .
Car Expert
Jul 6 2005, 03:04 PM
cut into tiny pieces
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Jul 6 2005, 03:14 PM
by a woodcutter
uberzoldat
Jul 6 2005, 10:05 PM
and his novelty halloween-style axe. He jumped into the river and....
freda_bloogs
Jul 6 2005, 10:38 PM
swam for his...
uberzoldat
Jul 7 2005, 08:12 AM
Inflatable duck that had floated away in the floods. He...
Alibonebone!
Jul 7 2005, 03:56 PM
saw his best friend, nessie the loch ness monster who was there on a a bank holiday weekend
violin-ann
Jul 7 2005, 05:35 PM
Meanwhile the examiner came back into my home, and passed me a book of Chopin's Etudes, saying that if I'd play the whole lot in a month, he might consider giving me another crack at my Grade 1 exam. He said, 'I was rather impressed that you'd tried so many instruments, but sorry that your teacher had been flattened into a pancake.' Now if you'd allow me to, I would...
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