Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 07:52 PM
which was Antarctica...
Just realised the topic starter of this thread (boneman) has been active recently!
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 07:54 PM
*cool!*
*ummm is that the place with the penquins or the polar bears i never remember*
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 07:55 PM
That's not the place with the penguins! That's where Bob and Lady Bobbington went on their honeymoon in real café life!
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 07:57 PM
*ok*
which was Antarctica...where they enjoyed the scenery around them
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 07:58 PM
Meanwhile, back at the café, I was cooking a meal that consisted of...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:01 PM
shepherds pie decorated with...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:01 PM
chocolate and...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:02 PM
rainbow sprinkles!
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:02 PM
Car Expert and Wobby tasted it and found it was disgusting, so...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:05 PM
they decided to eat their wedding cake instead...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:05 PM
which was much nicer...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:06 PM
as it was expertly made by...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:06 PM
head-chef Amber...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:07 PM
"very good cake Amber" said bob through a mouthful of cake, spraying crumbs everywhere
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:41 PM
Erm, Bob's on holiday!
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:43 PM
*i thought he just ate cake! after the pie!!*
*sorry misread it*
ok make that Car Expert
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:44 PM
"Glad you like it Car!" said Amber. ...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:47 PM
so everyone ate cake until they got fat...then they ate cocktail sausages
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:48 PM
which were cooked by...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:49 PM
soem guy at marks and spencers
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:49 PM
called...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:50 PM
*in memory of the simpsons...*
Hugh Jass
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:51 PM
I just remembered that I needed to...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:53 PM
visit Hugh Jass cos hes my 4th cousin and its his birthday!
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:54 PM
so I put my shoes on and set off in my Peugeot 1007. ...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:56 PM
reversed and left the car park
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:56 PM
On my way, I found...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:57 PM
a dead cat
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 08:58 PM
I was tempted to stop...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 08:59 PM
but i saw the flies...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:00 PM
around it and I was allergic to them...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:01 PM
so i was forced to drive past it...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:02 PM
I arrived to my destination with the help of a Tom-Tom satellite-navigation device...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:04 PM
with a stop for ice cream
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:04 PM
I walked into Marks & Spencers...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:06 PM
and went to find Hugh Jass
I asked for him " Excuse me do you know a Hugh Jass??" They gave me a funny look...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:06 PM
and replied by saying "Do you mean Hugh Zass? If so, he got sacked the other day!"...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:07 PM
No, " HUGH JASS, HUGH JASS!!" Then i realised what it sounded like...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:08 PM
"Why did he get sacked?" I asked. ...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:09 PM
"cos he yelled at the manager because the other employees kept cheeking his name..."
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:10 PM
"OK... where can I find him?"...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:13 PM
probably at the nearest motel
so began my quest for Hugh Jass
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:14 PM
I jumped into my Peugeot 1007 and set off again...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:16 PM
i went to the first motel i saw, i looked for a Hugh Jass. No sign of him.
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:17 PM
So I drove on...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:18 PM
I searched for days...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:19 PM
and days, but after a few days, I got to a motel called...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:20 PM
THE MOTEL
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:20 PM
and I found Hugh Jass in...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:21 PM
number 5. He look terrible...
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