Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:23 PM
he had holes in his trousers,...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:24 PM
and socks
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:25 PM
"Hello, are you Hugh Jass?" I asked. ...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:26 PM
"you taking the mick yeah?" he said. His voice was slurred. the smell of Stella Artois on his breath...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:27 PM
"Erm, I'm only asking for your name?" I said. ...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:32 PM
he began to get violent
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:33 PM
so I quickly ran away...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:42 PM
hopefully he would be sobre upon my return
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:43 PM
I drove back to the café...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:44 PM
and asked advice from a muffin, the muffin, previously the administrator
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:45 PM
about how to try and get Hugh Jass to be nicer...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:46 PM
the muffin replied in its great words of wisdom, (irony)
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:47 PM
"All you got to do is...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:48 PM
take...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:48 PM
a computer keyboard and...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:50 PM
type in the words stop...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:51 PM
, which should alert him...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:51 PM
to stop
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:52 PM
acting strange and nasty...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:53 PM
and stop drinking
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:53 PM
too much...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:54 PM
With new hope in my heart. I began my journey back to THE MOTEL. I knocked on the door. Hugh Jass began to yell at me once more "...
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:55 PM
I typed the word 'stop' on the keyboard and...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:56 PM
he froze. The mad gleam in his eyes faded and he invited me in polite as any fine young man. The muffin was right.
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:58 PM
I sat down and...
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hellokitty
Feb 9 2006, 09:59 PM
glanced around the room
*going to bed g'nite! xx*
Car Expert
Feb 9 2006, 09:59 PM
and I saw...
Bye!
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Talitha
Feb 10 2006, 04:02 PM
Bob and Lady Bobbington who were back from their HoneyMoon!
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 04:03 PM
"That was quick!" I thought. ...
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Talitha
Feb 10 2006, 04:07 PM
But then I noticed they were running away from...
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 04:08 PM
this mouse...
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Talitha
Feb 10 2006, 04:09 PM
Who was fighting...
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 04:11 PM
with another mouse...
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hellokitty
Feb 10 2006, 05:41 PM
who was about 9ft tall...
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 05:52 PM
but he was too tall to fit in the café, so he always had to bend down...
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hellokitty
Feb 10 2006, 05:53 PM
before he could fit into the biggest door. but still too big to fit throught the cafe door...
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 05:54 PM
I tried to push the mice out...
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Talitha
Feb 10 2006, 06:07 PM
but they wpuld not budge!
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 06:08 PM
so I had to use a...
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hellokitty
Feb 10 2006, 06:11 PM
crowbar
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 06:22 PM
but...
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hellokitty
Feb 10 2006, 06:23 PM
i didnt wanna hit the mice because...
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 06:25 PM
they looked so cute...
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hellokitty
Feb 10 2006, 06:27 PM
with the little tails and whiskers...
*btw, what happened to hugh Jass...*
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 06:30 PM
'I' ran away from the motel, which is where Hugh Jass is
so I decided instead to...
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hellokitty
Feb 10 2006, 06:31 PM
*i see...*
accomodate them all and offered them leftover wedding cake and milk
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 06:33 PM
Now I could watch some TV!...
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hellokitty
Feb 10 2006, 06:34 PM
channel 456...boring...channel 457...boring...channel 458...boring...channel 459...BORING...channel 459...BORING...WHY ISNT THERE ANYTHING INTERESTING ON?!?!
Car Expert
Feb 10 2006, 06:35 PM
Until I randomly switched to channel 764, where...
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uberzoldat
Feb 10 2006, 07:41 PM
the rodent winter olympics was just starting, where
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