the World Rodent Skiing Championships started...
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and they were off!!! Team Greece were in 1st place, closely folowed by Team Poland...
then Team Russia a few seconds later...
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Oh no!!! Team Great Britain has fallen off a cliff!!!
typical.
"abd what's this?!?! Team Hawaii has suddenly sped into first place Team Greece is desperately trying to regain its place...OH!!!! and Team Hawaii has...
lost because funnily enough they stopped right at the end...
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and failed to move before everyy other team (except eam GB) had passed them
This meant Team Greece won, followed by...
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Team poland in 2nd place...
and somehow, Team...
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GB managed to come in 3rd place...
because everyone else fell off...
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the top of a snow covered ford fiesta (horrible car...)
which was parked...
in the middle of the track (or wateva its called)
QUOTE(hellokitty @ Feb 10 2006, 09:21 PM) 
ford fiesta (horrible car...)
Really? Depends which generation! 
Because of this, the Fiesta suffered...
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lots of scratches to the paintwork...
and smashed windows...
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inccidently the windscreen was intact
but there wa a chip in it! we decided to call autoglass...
who could fix it as soon as possible...
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*hang on this is at the rodent olymics still right...*
to complain
to complain
Yes
about what happened and...
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about what happened and...
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they said that they couldnt do anything about it
which was not good news...
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so i got very angry
and I took action by...
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writing an angry e-mailover coffe and a chocolate cookie!
suddenly, I realised that I'm living in the Compensation Nation and decided to sue with a 'no win no fee' lawyer called...
Change the 'I's to 'he's, because 'I' is watching TV, remember?
..
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..
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Daniel Cleaver (brigit Jones!!!)
Sorry, haven't been following it
He decided that...
He decided that...
the best thing to do would be to sue
Autoglass and...
wait to see what happens
the judge was...
very nasty and...
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liked to shout...
as loud as he could...
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and whack his hammer thing
only that...
it was unnesassary to and it was really annoying
so people started walking out...
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so did the jury...
until me, my lawyer, the representative and judge and the reps lawyer were left with a couple of people who came in to shelter form the snow
Mr. Randoms walks in and out of the picture while...
..lets skip this boring court biness...
to Noodelz, James Noodelz (cue da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa da da daaaaaaaa from James Bond theme tune)...
006?
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