Noodelz
Feb 10 2006, 10:30 PM
008.
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 12:23 PM
He was on a mission to...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 02:21 PM
find...
Car Expert
Trellis
Feb 11 2006, 05:32 PM
The SuperTrellismobile, and buy a new pair of sunglasses at Specsavers!
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 05:35 PM
but firstly, I had to...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 05:45 PM
get something to eat!
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 05:46 PM
to get some energy. I decided to eat...
Car Expert
Trellis
Feb 11 2006, 07:08 PM
so me and James Noodelz went to the Froum cafe, where we were served by...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 07:20 PM
Amber (as usual)...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Feb 11 2006, 07:52 PM
She gave us some...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 07:53 PM
chips, served with...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Feb 11 2006, 07:57 PM
potatoes which are...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 07:59 PM
made by Heinz...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Feb 11 2006, 08:03 PM
with a famous advert going...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 08:03 PM
which included a pig trying to...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Feb 11 2006, 08:05 PM
open a can of...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 08:06 PM
Heinz potatoes, but in his attempt, he unfortunately...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Feb 11 2006, 08:13 PM
fell off a...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 08:13 PM
cliff and into...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Feb 11 2006, 08:15 PM
the big red...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 08:15 PM
open-top bus...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Feb 11 2006, 08:20 PM
which gave free...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 08:21 PM
Heinz potatoes...
Car Expert
Noodelz
Feb 11 2006, 08:23 PM
because...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 08:24 PM
they tasted so nice...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:07 PM
"IRRISISTABLE!" was the slogan...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:15 PM
We found that the potatoes were very tasty...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:16 PM
and the advert had not told a lie
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:16 PM
For pudding, Amber cooked us...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:18 PM
Baked Alaska...yummy
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:20 PM
and we found that tasted nice as well. Afterwards, we decided to drink...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:20 PM
some coffee and have some mints
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:22 PM
After a really scrumptous meal, we set off on our mission...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:23 PM
to find the SuperTrellismobile
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:24 PM
We did some research and found it on the ChavsRUs planet. "Oh no, not that planet again!" I thought. We had no choice but to use our third-generation Lexus IS again, and we set off...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:25 PM
then the worst thing happened (worse than the begining where the alarm didnt go off)...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:27 PM
The IS broke down! We were so annoyed as we thought Lexus's are known to be very reliable. ...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:28 PM
so we decided to take a convertable metallic blue VW Bug instead
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:29 PM
but found it couldn't fly, which was vital for getting us to the ChavsRUs planet, so instead we used an MK6 Volkswagen Golf, which could fly very well...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:30 PM
at hyperspeed...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:30 PM
After 24 hours, we finally got to the ChavsRUs planet...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:32 PM
there was a lot of peeps waited for dem innit?
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:34 PM
We landed at the café I went to last time. One of the chavs saw us and said "Here blud they blud are blud again blud! They blud seem blud to blud be blud wanting blud to blud ask blud for blud more blud trouble blud!"...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:38 PM
I stared at them
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:39 PM
but James Noodelz had a plan...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:39 PM
as always...
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:41 PM
He went up to them and said "Hi!" The chavs replied by saying "Who blud on blud earth blud are blud you blud?" "Noodelz. James Noodelz." I replied. ...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:43 PM
James pulled out a trakkie changer gun (changing trakies to jeans, skirts and other un-chavvy things)...to show he wasnt joking he zapped a nearby kid.
Car Expert
Feb 11 2006, 09:43 PM
and started shooting at the chavs, but the chavs still stayed upright and alive...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 11 2006, 09:44 PM
but they were too busy fussing about their looks.
*is "I" a gal or a guy?*
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please
click here.