A guy

I had to try something else...

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so James pulled out a transporter gun sending them into the world of the sheep (the fashion sheep, not the animals. Yes their bling is gone as well)

That got us away from the Chavs planet, but we were still no closer to finding the SuperTrellisMobile. Maybe it might have been there? What can we do? I have a good plan and...

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I intend to use it.

The only problem was we had no car, so...

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we had to find one...Luckily James (being James) had a super cool car that folded into a cell phone. He dropped it and it became a GORGEOUS Aston Martin

DB9...

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I started at it. Beauty in a car...amazing...

Luckily, it could fly as well!...

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So we flew back to Earth. and James parked it neatly before tapping it rhythmically to make it become a cell phone again

We walked back into the café...

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and saw that we had been gone for longer than we thought. none of the staff that we knew where there anymore apart from a VERY old looking Amber

and a much older crazy_purple_piano_freak...

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but no more familiar faces...where WAS everybody and what had happened?

They all moved and decided to work at the Beethoven Café because...

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they wanted to investigate the suspicious character there

I put a link towards the Beethoven cafe if you want to have a look! Desperate need of members!

We decided to travel there...

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* I would but that would distract me from BEATING YOU in the posts*

and ask for a coffee...alas coffee no longer existed...

I'm not top poster in that forum. Don't think I'll ever will be!

so instead we had...

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*talking about THIS forum, honey*

a strange drink called...(sorry zapped of creative names tonight)

Milkpopig...

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which tasted like nothing i had tasted before...

because the milk came from pigs instead of cows...

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*ewwwww!!!*

but it tasted surprisingly nice!

I looked around and saw pictures of Beethoven...

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he was emortalised

and I couldn't believe how long ago those pictures were put up...

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seems like yesterday...

I saw most of the staff from the ABRSM café there, including...

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the wrinkly Car Expert and a memorial to Hellokitty (she died a few years earlier after she became a druggy)

and not forgetting...

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she was a pig......

This was getting too scary for us, so we walked out...

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and went to Tré Cool's house. *gets excited*.

I got there, and rang their windowbell (as they call them in these days!)...

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And Des O'Connor answered the door (don't know why he was at Tré Cool's house but he was) so we shot him with a rifle and then went into the garage where he was beating the **** out of the drums.

We tried to interrupt him...

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But he was banging so loud he couldn't hear us.....

so we had no choice but to...

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Jump on him!!!!! Yeah.......

(and all this started from someone's Grade 1 and now we're in America?)

This quietened him down...

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So then we got to uhhh talk............
God the flood control is annoying me.

I said to him "...

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"I love you please marry me............!!!!!!!!!!!!11"

He said "Of course you can... NOT!"...

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So i beat him to death with his drum sticks beofre commiting suicide.....

But luckily, I came back to life...

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I was just about to say that actually
and so did Tré but the cops appeared because he'd been smoking dope so the cops dropped us off at a coffee shop....

and left us there...

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and we ordered coffee....