Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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like to eat my cheese in peace
while sitting on this uncomfortable chair watching
Terry Wogan win Wimbledon for the 14th time and then. . .
lose all his hair and...
skin. "I like the bit where his brain slips out of his skull" said the examiner, rewinding it several times
like a squeaky clockwork mouse
"Anyway," he said "Let's...
play a game...
"are ya feelin' lucky, well are ya, huh??"
..."Yeah, of course I'm feelin' lucky! Haven't you pressed the button that says that on Google's website before?", then...
watched as the ...
purple emu runs across the road...wait a minute..why DOES the purple emu cross the road?
to get to the fried...
mouthpiece. mmm mmmm
Suddenly, I realised all my actions are on the ABRSM forums cafe board...
were being monitered by the evil examiner
my arch nemesis, darth horn *cue imperial march - williams*
I then realised that he was actually one and the same as. . .
Darth Vadar, who...
Of course is one and the same as. . .
my foot...which seems to have a life of its own
Which, whatever I do to it....TURNS ANTI-CLOCKWISE!!!!!
so i decided to stick blu-tack on it to make it go clockwise but
Unfortunately, it only turned blue. So I decided to..
eat it
and it tasted delicious 
especially when smothered in deep-fried aubergine & sun-dried Mick Jagger sauce. . .
prepared by the famous chef/cheffess (whatever you call a female chef) crazy_purple_piano_freak in the ABRSM cafe
who nearly tripped over Car Expert's private penguin many times during the process
causing an immediate evacuation of the cafe, where all the staff then went to the
London Dungeons....where Monsters proceded to..
tickle all the fake diners with pigeon feathers
and armadillo dung, which. . .
knocked the Receptionist unconscious, so....
they rolled her up in a rug and played a game of
rounders with
frying pans as bats
when suddenly a huge parrot
appeared out of the oven and screamed 'whose a pretty polly then?' to which the ABRSM Cafe manager replied
"I'm going to put some of that invisi-magic on you!"
but the parrot was already invisible so he couldn't see it
without the revolutionary new anti-invisi-goggles, which he didn't have. So instead...
he tripped over his feet
which caused a massive...
elephant to
jump around and sing
"I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want" immediately causing the. . .
ex-members of the Spice Girls.....
heart attacks when they actually heard that song performed tunefully
Meanwhile the evil examiner recovered from being eaten, and gave the elephant full marks for singing and
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