Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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and sedate it using a pair of year old...
curling broom thingys...
once he had shaved the dog, he made himself a dashing (In his dreams!) new...
wig with made him more handsome than he already was (legally bound to say that)
The female dogs rushed towards him...
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and decided to make him...
HelloKitty, Check the Top Poster thread!
HelloKitty, Check the Top Poster thread!
Yes, Talitha's right! 
kiss them...
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kiss them...
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he cried in horror...
as he felt he was getting bullied...
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by a bunch of fluffy puffballs. out came the DogShaver-o-matic 7.3...
and the machine trimmed the fur from the fluffy puffballs...
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and they became not so fluffy puffballs...
They looked very different...
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because they were not fluffy anymore, but not so fluffy...
that people couldn't cuddle them for long periods of time...
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which was just what...
the examiner needed...
kicked off... see ya'll
kicked off... see ya'll
because...
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because...
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because...
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because...
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because...
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Woah! What happened there CE?
he needed to eat his socks...
he needed to eat his socks...
Computer must have been playing up. Don't know how five posts came up though! 
I think I pressed Add Reply five times because it didn't work the first time, but I would have thought flood control would have come up! 
as they looked...
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I think I pressed Add Reply five times because it didn't work the first time, but I would have thought flood control would have come up! as they looked...
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on in awe of how...
his...
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giant beanstalk
can sing...
in an alto voice
but like an elephant...
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...
(a little vain no doubt)
He ate his socks and they tasted like...
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cheese and Pickle sarnies...
He spat them out...
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cos they tasted manky.
Meanwhile, SuperNoodelz...
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was cooking Super Noodles.......
in his superpan...
LIke superman......
would fry...
Super Spaghetti...
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I spent several hours thinking about Supers...
because they were so powerful...
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and feared
me all the time...
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* did ya tell musicbox?*
because i used to be a super (then lost my powers) and know all their weaknesses...
because i used to be a super (then lost my powers) and know all their weaknesses...
Yes I did. You need to tell her what to do!
SuperNoodelz still hasn't got anywhere in finding a chicken leg with eyes...
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SuperNoodelz still hasn't got anywhere in finding a chicken leg with eyes...
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*and what does she have to do...? Ive only ever gone to one wedding when i was about 9!*
and i thought it was a rather pathetic quest really (but i didnt say that of course)
and i thought it was a rather pathetic quest really (but i didnt say that of course)
I don't know. She just asked me and I wasn't sure. 
By the way, it's 'he', not 'I'!
He flew to a planet called...
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By the way, it's 'he', not 'I'!
He flew to a planet called...
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