Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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feild on yonder hill
where they had to...
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live as cows normally do with a 500v electric fence round them
eating grass...
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as cows usually do
The Administrator for some reason started counting cows...
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he got to 68976 but thenhe was interuppted by...
a doctor saying "You've only got 10 minutes to live!"...
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, then, another doctor came in and told the doctor "You also have only 10 minutes to live!"
Then another doctor came in and told that doctor "You also have only 10 minutes to live!"...
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elsewhere, the gardens of...
Adminimoderstratorators...
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were busy knitting wooly jumpers for...
resident giraffes...
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so they could...
wear them for...
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summer which was odd because...
it is very warm at that time of year, but they wanted to wear them because...
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they like heat rashes...
which was odd because...
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they like to be cold all the time which was odd because...
usually, animals want to keep warm in the winter...
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but not always......
as proved with these giraffes...
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because.......
they wanted to stay cold in the winter. Meanwhile, The Administrator came into the gardens...
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and beat the hedges with a stick......
and shouted "HELP! I've only got 4 minutes and 44 seconds to live!"...
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So we.....
ignored him and...
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Ran away jeering.....
We hid somewhere where we couldn't see The Administrator...
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four minutes and 30 secs later he collapsed
on the ground...
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so we....
but not dead...not quite. he journeyed to limbo where a freindly mingalinga greeted him
QUOTE(hellokitty @ Feb 16 2006, 06:09 PM) 
but not dead...not quite. he journeyed to limbo where a freindly mingalinga greeted him
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he was raving about "omg!!! im not dead!!"
So we gagged him.......
and...
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then....
a doctor found he was definitely dead...
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suddenly his heart began to beat again
and suddenly, it exploded...
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covering the docter in guts and bood.
We rushed him to...
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*whos him?*
The Administrator
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*kk*
the hospital for an immediate (thing to find out what caused this spontaneous explosion)
the hospital for an immediate (thing to find out what caused this spontaneous explosion)
The doctors were unsure as to why this happened...
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