hellokitty
Feb 17 2006, 04:41 PM
it looked as if the owner of the house had just left to get some milk for the corner shop. The previous owner had left, yes indeed he had, but though he does not remain in soul he remained in body, and there was his body on the bed of the master bedroom. He was still...
Car Expert
Feb 17 2006, 04:51 PM
alive. SuperNoodelz tried to wake him up...
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Noodelz
Feb 17 2006, 08:18 PM
by singing...
hellokitty
Feb 17 2006, 08:30 PM
and it worked a stiff hand arose from its slumber
Noodelz
Feb 17 2006, 08:33 PM
and made a hand gesture...
hellokitty
Feb 17 2006, 08:37 PM
a one fingered salute..."**** off " the lips whispered
Car Expert
Feb 17 2006, 08:47 PM
The man woke up and...
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hellokitty
Feb 17 2006, 09:09 PM
started towards SuperNoodelz. He decided to stand and to fight
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Feb 17 2006, 09:09 PM
Luckily, SuperNoodelz had a secret power...
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hellokitty
Feb 17 2006, 09:23 PM
super lasers!
Car Expert
Feb 17 2006, 09:24 PM
which were able to...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 12:06 PM
slice the dead dude into triangles. "dude, what the heck did i just do.."
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:12 PM
He threw the traingle pieces into...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:13 PM
the bog and flushed it
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:14 PM
He was now able to...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:15 PM
sleep easier knowing there was no dead guy in the building
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:22 PM
and he could finally unpack his things...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:23 PM
to his horror he found the bits of the dead body in there "what the heck...?"
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:26 PM
So he quickly...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:27 PM
put the body bits in the toaster
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:29 PM
and left them there...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:29 PM
to burn. sure enough the toaster caught fire
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:30 PM
and he had no choice but to call the fire bridgade...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:31 PM
but before they arrived the burning body parts crept out of the toaster...
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:32 PM
and moved towards...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:33 PM
him. He freaked out and backed away...
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:34 PM
and ran out of the house...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:37 PM
the firemen arriced shortly afterwards
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:39 PM
and rushed into the house. The firemen weren't actually humans, they were...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:40 PM
giraffes
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:41 PM
Unfortunately, they couldn't fit inside the house because they were too tall...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:42 PM
so they knocked the house down instead
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:43 PM
and SuperNoodelz had to move elsewhere...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:47 PM
a little house in the country
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 02:51 PM
It was in the middle of a busy town...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 02:53 PM
he hadn't noticed a reasebled dead guy following him
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 04:39 PM
He got to the house, then suddenly...
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purple dolphin
Feb 19 2006, 06:28 PM
The house collapsed on him.
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 06:28 PM
but luckily, SuperNoodelz had special powers which could...
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purple dolphin
Feb 19 2006, 06:29 PM
let her escape!
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 06:31 PM
SuperNoodelz flew away to...
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purple dolphin
Feb 19 2006, 06:38 PM
Toronto.
Car Expert
Feb 19 2006, 06:39 PM
where he wanted to find...
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hellokitty
Feb 19 2006, 07:56 PM
A list of names of all the chickens that have ever lived
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Feb 19 2006, 07:57 PM
He found some chickens in a farm. They were called...
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Jade
Feb 19 2006, 07:59 PM
bob, bill and gollywollygoozee
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Feb 19 2006, 07:59 PM
He couldn't be bothered to find out the rest because he was too tired, so...
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cheeble
Feb 19 2006, 08:00 PM
he bought some ice cream which came in a tub which looked like...
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Feb 19 2006, 08:01 PM
a lamp...
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cheeble
Feb 19 2006, 08:02 PM
which was green and liked to yell things like... "
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