i came across a jam jar being carried swifty by a crowd of ants...

When they threw it into the air...

it can down on them, and SPLAT! - there was a pile of icky ant jam underneath. Bob happened to be walking past, and decided to eat the remains of the ants as well as the jam, but unfortunately...



So CE, you going to start writing it up again?

~Wobby~

a snail managed to eat it first because Bob was too slow...When I get time - I'm quite busy at the moment with exams and Work Experience coming up.

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and so Bob ate the snail instead. But this was a magical snail, and it made Bob inflate to the size of a hot air balloon, and he began to float 50 feet into the air. Onlookers panicked however, as they thought this phenomenon was not a giant inflated floating penguin named Bob, but a...

~Wobby~

polar bear named Rob...

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so everyone got out their handily concealed sniper rifles that never ran out of ammo (How Handy) and...

tried to shoot the polar bear, but unfortunately...

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they had run out of ammo!

So instead...

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they drew their...

feet and...

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showed the drawing s to Rob (Who we all know is Bob)..

Rob said "...

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Please dont! My name is Bob and... (He then told the whole story as it is written here)

This means from here on we are in the present tense (I hate writing in past tense. Sorree!).

and I am acutally a penguin. I come from the North Pole. Then I got lost and found myself in the UK. Then I found this café and I slowly went in. Everyone looked at me and were very scared. Then I told them who I was. Luckily, Car Expert came to the rescue and has looked after me ever since. Then later on, I found a girlfriend called Lady Bobbington, and I married her two months later. Then a lot of things happened which you don't need to know. Anyway, I found myself here and why I've turned into a polar bear named Rob I don't know."...

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the people understood the dilema and...

tried to help him...

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by shouting "YOUR NAME IS BOB AND YOU ARE A PENGUIN! YOU ARE NOT CALLED ROB AND YOU ARE NOT A POLAR BEAR"

and hey presto, he turned back into a penguin. "Thanks everyone!" said Bob. ...

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before he fell the fifty feet backto Earth...

He found himself standing outside the Parents shop on ABRSM Road...

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unfortunatly he was flatter then a piece of paper that had been run over by a steam roller (And thats flat!)

Katyjay walked out of the cafe (because she wanted to do her shopping). She walked along ABRSM Road and saw Bob on the floor...

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she decided he'd make a nice rug and so...

she carried it in the cafe...

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and showed of to superCE who recognised Bob and

said "Hey, that looks like Bob!" Katyjay put him down...

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and said "Oh. I thought it was Lady Bobbington."

Does Bob being married to Lady bobbington make him Lord Bob Bobbington?

No

We quickly phoned up Steve Hopwood (Bob's vet)...

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who brought his bicycle pump to the café

...and pumped some air into the beer taps...

before he realised he was there to see Bob

and quickly went to see to him.

He examined him and said "I think we will need...

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a cold compress...quick get me some cold spoons!

Car Expert gave Steve some spoons and...

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waited worriedly next ot his wife, HK.

Steve pressed the spoons against Bob, and magically,...

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He grew chicken breasts....

hi grew another set of wings!! "You must have been drinking Red Bull"

which helped Bob to...

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Drink when he was hungry!...

Lady Bobbington rushed in and...

said...

What's been going on in the story?

Bob became a polar bear called robert and floated into the air, when he turned back into Bob he was mistaken for lady Bobbington by someone who i cant remember. He was flat a a pancake after the fifty foot drop back to Earth, to we called his vet who made Bob grow Chicken breasts.

Anyway

Lady Bobbington rushed in and said "Poor Bob!"

"He looks really awful. Perhaps we should get him something from the chemist"

So they found a Chemist and bought some Beechams Flu Plus for Bob. Which made him turn purple and grow tentacles out of his head (a rare allergic reaction apparently).

So there was Bob, all purple with tentacle growing out of his head . . .

and we wondered what to do next. ...

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"I know!" said a voice from no-where, "We shall get a jackhammer and...

chop them off, but...

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