Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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shooting water everywhere
which absolutely drenched a gang of
duck-billed-platypus shaped smarties in nylon balloons
The balloons by the way, were made from the examiners tights - he liked to keep his legs warm.
and were green in colour
and of a similar shade to the examiners other clothes, giving the impression that he was Robin Hood
but that's just what he wanted you to think - he was really
Peter Pan, back from Neverland for the day
To visit his great aunt, who was in actual fact. . .
his brother!
or was he................?? 
Barney the dinosaur,reading a big...
fast food menu because.....
he wanted to check out the fat content in. . .
the orange and grape pizza
seeing that it was sky high, he decided to opt for the prawn cracker ans lard pizza, with extra cheese
because that was so much healthier. he began to eat when suddenly he
began to spontaneously combust so he hurriedly...
ran for the loo, but the door was locked and...
the loo itself was also spontaneously combusting, so instead he...
screamed out for water, but instead, someone threw vodka over him and...
the vodka caught light. The space-time continuum then began to spontaneously combust causing...
..an adder to jump out of it and it....
, the adder, suddenly (but now unsurprisingly) spontaneously combusted, and...
..A Jack-In-The-Box came flying out of it and also spontaneously combusted!...
he thought "my gosh, whats with all the rabbits coming out of that
and i thought that closed Viva Piano thread was bad
dont mean to ruin anything...
dont mean to ruin anything...
quiet you!!
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Back to the story:
"he thought "my gosh, whats with all the rabbits coming out of that..."
very large chocolate wrapper which is about to spontaneously combust and...
Back to the story:
"he thought "my gosh, whats with all the rabbits coming out of that..."
very large chocolate wrapper which is about to spontaneously combust and...
out popped a chocolate rabbit
QUOTE(Hulk @ Aug 2 2005, 12:08 AM)
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(Heh, cause the rest of this thread is really useful.
)and the rabbit proceeded NOT to spontaneously combust, surprising the combusting adder who then...
wriggled away to a nearby forest, where
it began to tickle its own feet whist laughing...but then realised it didnt have feet so stopped to
find some
cherry coated claws
because in his childhood he had been fond of them, and so
he ate them, realising quickly that he no longer had anything to try and make feet from, BOTHER, he shouted, before going to
set off to regain some of his childhood innocence because the examiner said it might help to
AAAAAH what happened?
AAAAAH what happened?
"i like to twitch" and lo and behold, the rabbit started twitching. the adder thought
[this is not what the adder thought] ok whats going on???
lol 
which one will we follow?
Thats what happens if you are all online at the same time...lol!!!!!
Whatever:
[Back to the story]
Anyway, I decided to end this long day of my Grade 1 piano exam because I had to take my Grade 2 theory tomorrow...so I went to bed and woke up the next morning
Whatever:
[Back to the story]
Anyway, I decided to end this long day of my Grade 1 piano exam because I had to take my Grade 2 theory tomorrow...so I went to bed and woke up the next morning
and thought, "Hang on, I never actually got do my Grade 1"....
...it didn't matter though, because I was going to have a shot at grade five after I had done my theory exam. At least grade five ....
..
didn't have such difficult sight-reading as grade 2 bassoon , which of course. . .
...I had played on the violin. It seemed hard to understand why...
the examiner tried to hit me over the head with the music stand...after all
another dog pulling. so there they were, both of them having a tug of wear, and me stood with a slice of toast in my hand, not dressed, worried what to do and seeing my music being ripped to pieces in front of my own eyes....
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