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Car Expert
because...

Car Expert
littleredtea
...there wasn't anywhere else for it to hang... So...
Noodelz
I decided to throw it...
trumpetblower
out the window...
benjaminja
but unfortunately, just before it landed on the ground...
xlouloux
a dog caught it .....
Noodelz
chewed it up and spat it out...
littleredtea
...making a huge mess which needed to be cleaned up by the...
bassmadmatt
...Monster Raving Loony Party...
Car Expert
but unfortunately,...

Car Expert
littleredtea
...the Monster Raving loony Party weren't available, so...
xlouloux
he ran off leaving it for somebody else to clean it up . He found himself ....
littleredtea
a big bowl of porridge which he decided to eat, but it gave him yellow and purple spots, so.....
Car Expert
he had no option but to...

Car Expert
bassmadmatt
...put on his top hat and bow tie...
Car Expert
and perform...

Car Expert
littleredtea
"You Drive Me Crazy", but the audience hated the song so much that they had to..........
Noodelz
throw rotten veg at him which made his...
Wobby
body turn all red from all the tomato smush. So...

~Wobby~
Noodelz
next, a pencil walked...
Wobby
into the examination room to take his FRSM Grand Woohoo Deluxe Practical, but the examiner...

[I'm lost! What's been going on here? unsure.gif]

~Wobby~
Noodelz
was not there...

[I don't know myself, something about the Monster Raving Loony Party and something dancing and singing]
Wobby
, as he was attending to marrying...

(Oh well, I've moved it back onto music for a bit!)

~Wobby~
Noodelz
of the Violin and
Wobby
a piece of Rosin Cake. However...

~Wobby~
Schwournes
the marriage was cancelled...
Car Expert
because they...

Car Expert
xlouloux
all went to the seaside where they....
Wobby
watched Icarus fly too close to the Sun, thus resulting in...

~Wobby~
Nicia-Clarinet-Flute
a tornadoooooooo where...
Wobby
all the examiners lived! Notably, with this realisation, all the music students suddenly tried to dispose of this tornado by...

~Wobby~
saxophone and cello!!
throwing hundred of saxophones into the tornado but it just caused...
hellokitty
*just bringing an old friend back!*

it to change to a tornado filled with saxs
Car Expert
This was not good news and therefore...

Car Expert
xlouloux
an expert was called upon to decide.....
hellokitty
...to decide what sort of reeds should be fitted...
Wobby
into the super rocket-fuelled chicken that could defuse any natural distasters! However, this particular chicken was...

~Wobby~
fiddle_freak
...made for only one type of reed to fit which was...
hellokitty
only found in the earth's core
bobifier
Rather depressing, really.
hellokitty
So the expert volunteered to...
lucietake2
dive into the earth's crust wearing full body armour...
hellokitty
and matching hat
lucietake2
not forgetting his magic wand!
Maple Syrup
Unfortunately, he then realised that...
lucietake2
the earth's core was actually quite hot
hellokitty
so he needed to...
Maple Syrup
...find a suitable alternative to...
Car Expert
apple juice...

Car Expert
hellokitty
That was heat-resistant
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