Car Expert
Apr 16 2006, 01:31 PM
because...
Car Expert
littleredtea
Apr 16 2006, 01:37 PM
...there wasn't anywhere else for it to hang... So...
Noodelz
Apr 16 2006, 05:44 PM
I decided to throw it...
trumpetblower
Apr 16 2006, 05:58 PM
out the window...
benjaminja
Apr 16 2006, 06:03 PM
but unfortunately, just before it landed on the ground...
xlouloux
Apr 16 2006, 11:10 PM
a dog caught it .....
Noodelz
Apr 16 2006, 11:22 PM
chewed it up and spat it out...
littleredtea
Apr 17 2006, 11:15 AM
...making a huge mess which needed to be cleaned up by the...
bassmadmatt
Apr 17 2006, 11:52 AM
...Monster Raving Loony Party...
Car Expert
Apr 17 2006, 01:36 PM
but unfortunately,...
Car Expert
littleredtea
Apr 17 2006, 02:26 PM
...the Monster Raving loony Party weren't available, so...
xlouloux
Apr 17 2006, 07:06 PM
he ran off leaving it for somebody else to clean it up . He found himself ....
littleredtea
Apr 20 2006, 12:47 PM
a big bowl of porridge which he decided to eat, but it gave him yellow and purple spots, so.....
Car Expert
Apr 20 2006, 03:16 PM
he had no option but to...
Car Expert
bassmadmatt
Apr 20 2006, 03:47 PM
...put on his top hat and bow tie...
Car Expert
Apr 21 2006, 03:10 PM
and perform...
Car Expert
littleredtea
Apr 21 2006, 10:59 PM
"You Drive Me Crazy", but the audience hated the song so much that they had to..........
Noodelz
Apr 22 2006, 03:13 PM
throw rotten veg at him which made his...
Wobby
Apr 22 2006, 03:42 PM
body turn all red from all the tomato smush. So...
~Wobby~
Noodelz
Apr 22 2006, 03:50 PM
next, a pencil walked...
Wobby
Apr 22 2006, 03:52 PM
into the examination room to take his FRSM Grand Woohoo Deluxe Practical, but the examiner...
[I'm lost! What's been going on here?
]
~Wobby~
Noodelz
Apr 22 2006, 03:56 PM
was not there...
[I don't know myself, something about the Monster Raving Loony Party and something dancing and singing]
Wobby
Apr 22 2006, 04:05 PM
, as he was attending to marrying...
(Oh well, I've moved it back onto music for a bit!)
~Wobby~
Noodelz
Apr 22 2006, 04:09 PM
of the Violin and
Wobby
Apr 22 2006, 04:14 PM
a piece of Rosin Cake. However...
~Wobby~
Schwournes
Apr 22 2006, 04:33 PM
the marriage was cancelled...
Car Expert
Apr 24 2006, 06:46 PM
because they...
Car Expert
xlouloux
Apr 24 2006, 08:25 PM
all went to the seaside where they....
Wobby
Apr 26 2006, 03:24 PM
watched Icarus fly too close to the Sun, thus resulting in...
~Wobby~
Nicia-Clarinet-Flute
Apr 26 2006, 03:42 PM
a tornadoooooooo where...
Wobby
Apr 26 2006, 03:51 PM
all the examiners lived! Notably, with this realisation, all the music students suddenly tried to dispose of this tornado by...
~Wobby~
saxophone and cello!!
May 9 2006, 05:42 PM
throwing hundred of saxophones into the tornado but it just caused...
hellokitty
May 15 2006, 12:36 PM
*just bringing an old friend back!*
it to change to a tornado filled with saxs
Car Expert
Jun 5 2006, 07:58 PM
This was not good news and therefore...
Car Expert
xlouloux
Jun 8 2006, 07:48 PM
an expert was called upon to decide.....
hellokitty
Jun 8 2006, 07:57 PM
...to decide what sort of reeds should be fitted...
Wobby
Jun 11 2006, 06:18 PM
into the super rocket-fuelled chicken that could defuse any natural distasters! However, this particular chicken was...
~Wobby~
fiddle_freak
Jun 11 2006, 06:33 PM
...made for only one type of reed to fit which was...
hellokitty
Jun 11 2006, 07:16 PM
only found in the earth's core
bobifier
Jun 12 2006, 03:56 PM
Rather depressing, really.
hellokitty
Jun 12 2006, 07:20 PM
So the expert volunteered to...
lucietake2
Jun 14 2006, 11:01 AM
dive into the earth's crust wearing full body armour...
hellokitty
Jun 14 2006, 03:48 PM
and matching hat
lucietake2
Jun 14 2006, 04:01 PM
not forgetting his magic wand!
Maple Syrup
Jun 14 2006, 04:12 PM
Unfortunately, he then realised that...
lucietake2
Jun 14 2006, 04:15 PM
the earth's core was actually quite hot
hellokitty
Jun 14 2006, 04:34 PM
so he needed to...
Maple Syrup
Jun 16 2006, 04:39 PM
...find a suitable alternative to...
Car Expert
Jun 16 2006, 04:40 PM
apple juice...
Car Expert
hellokitty
Jun 16 2006, 05:37 PM
That was heat-resistant
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