and luckily, he found...
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Exactly that. He went to his...
...office block, which was...
... just around the corner, only to find ....
his ex-girlfriend, who was...
a green octopus in disguise with a purple baby...
( I apologise if spelt that wrongly.)
( I apologise if spelt that wrongly.)
with yellow polkadots..
and a feather hat...
...putting her finger in her mouth...
which was shaped like a...
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...rather extravagant...
vastly misproportionat
(I know i spelt that wrong)
(I know i spelt that wrong)
Red mushroom,
which was currently...
running around like a headless chicken
until it found itself in a field full of....
Mushrooms... 
... and more Headless animals...
Like Mushrooms...
........which were eating friendly penguins......
...and under attack by hardcore linux fans....
Disguised as mushrooms... (That is probably spelt wrong.)
So then...
Frederick said to Bobifier...
"Please hit Mushroom over the head with a sledge hammer!"
mushroom ate four cows but frederick.....
Told Maple Syrup to stop ordering lawnmowers to hit fantastic people!
but frederick is dead!!! 
*mourns*
*mourns*
But unexpectadly and impossibly, Frederock had come back to life courtesy of Mushroom!
*Celebrates.*
*Celebrates.*
Unfortuanately frederick was not so lucky as frederock and wasn't alive.
*mourns, then dismantles lawnmower and uses large knowledge of lawnmowers and wellingtons to re assemble him in full working order*
*mourns, then dismantles lawnmower and uses large knowledge of lawnmowers and wellingtons to re assemble him in full working order*
So both Frederick and frederock were both alive again.* Celebrates exstatically.*
"why were they resusitated? i hate lawnmowers" said the ant
Unfortunately someone punched him in the face for being such a scrooge.
Everone then screamed because.....
The blob ate some marmite.
So then he.....
was punished for his crimes against lawnmowers!!!
His punishment was to...
Eat some mor emarmite. (I hate the stuff.)
mor emarmite was a lot like chicken salad exept....
except that it was a bit...
Sickly, and he didn't like it anyway, so he couldn't eat the stuff without feeling sick.
But he was forced to, and so just had to be sick.
on to mushroom
and then
Mushroom retaliated by..
Smashing superpyroman in the face.
So then superpyroman...
Ate an onion.
It was an exra strong onion, so then he...
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