Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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Ran around shouting that his mouth was on fire.
When he finished that...
He ran into a wall.
He then said..
'I hate wellingtons'
and took his socks off.
He then realised that this was a ridiculous thing to do because...
he had athletes foot.
and was currently growing at an alarming rate. 
To which he decided...
to have some...
most definitely yummy....
raspberry jam. Then he
chose to follow
a line of little children from school.
He ate some marmite...
and thought how yucky it was.
So he ate some marmlade instead!
Unfortunately that wasn't much better
So he had to stop eating
And died of mal Nutrition!
The funeral took place in field of...
Mushrooms! (Well what did you expect?)
Lol 
They all sudeenly realised they were edible and abondonned the funeral to collect them
They all sudeenly realised they were edible and abondonned the funeral to collect them
It turned out that the mushrooms in this field were poisonous , so everybody in the funeral died..
There were multiple funerals the next day
these funerals took place in...
a field full of..
more poisonous mushrooms!
So the woohoos came and....
Threw hellokitty into a river. (Sorry HK)
(Sorry HK)
When she floted the woohoos thought....
they would go an eat an onion.
So they went to....
the onion shop where to their surprise....
There were no onions to be had, only gibbons.
So they dicided to...
Buy 500 gibbons and throw them at HK. (Who was still in the river.)
(Who was still in the river.)
So, when they got to the river with the 500 gibbons ....
There was a moose.
it was very ....
tasty...
It was onion flavoured, and......
frightened all the Gibbons away except....
one gibbin, that liked onions
And so threw the Moose at HK and followed it.
When he got to the end it was......
only a corner.
wow this has grown. Whats been happening?
wow this has grown. Whats been happening?
So the gibbon went back to the......
store where he bought a mushroom...
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