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It was a red and blue striped mushroom and ......
Had a soft spot for cows so... 
the cow in the next field.....
sidled up to it and said...
'Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'
which translates as...
'I want that mushroom'
So HK came out of the river and... 
Threw a flower at the gibbon
Which then ran away. 
He was still holding the mushroom, so the cow followed him
but the cow was really a bull and so it headbutted the gibbon...
It was so weak that the gibbon.....
Ate some oranges. 
Whith a dog that was carrying
alot of cucumbrs...
large cucumbers in fact...
And at that point the other gibbons returned for a gibbon party. They all wanted
to wash their hair
with some strawberry jelly that was so hard it was almost lead.
The washing took time, so they....
used watermlons instead...
witch made thir hair go red.
They tried a gibbon bad hair day help line only to be told that red is the new black for gibbons so they....
Screamed loudly.
with great joy, realizing that they were probably the most fashionable gibbons in the world. Ther were soon to appear on the cover of....
'The Gibon Weekly' Which was.......
a little-known publication available in all public....
..Gibbon Clubs...
Which all the gibbons in england went to.
The auditions were being held there for the new Hand-it-to-you Lloyd Webber show "Gibbon Poppins. How do you solve a problem like Gibbon? was to be broadcast to the world on
BBC World and ...
The public were to have the casting vote as to who will.....
Be the funniest gibbon.
The Funniest Gibbon award was won by...
A young gibbn who....
was called...
Eric. His best trick was
to do tightrope-walking.
Whilst singing "Come into the garden Maud" in the key of ...
F#.....
Whilst eating candy floss and ...
drinking orange juice from a .....
purple ballet slipper belonging to ..
an elephant
But, alas, he fell of his tightrope and was put into hospital for....
a long time...
... but when he finally did come out of hospital, he decided it would be a good idea to....
cook a ....
chocolate cake to eat whilst ...
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