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'get off me you ******* lump!'
Fortunately his funeral was well attended so he could rest in peace
HK x
HK x
...at the funeral, the leaking-honey-policeman crept away and went to...
meet his best friend Winnie the Pooh who...
had eaten too many christmas cards due to lack of proper explanation and so had...
a very dodgy stomach making him sit on the toilet for.....
the duration of fur elise played 80 times over, when suddenly...
an unfortuanate cow fell on him
causing him to scream at a sub dominant interval........
While the cow looked very confused.
then, out of the sky, fell...
then, out of the sky, fell...
into the toilet...
a huge ostrich with a long beard and purple spotty feet.
but suddenly, it turned into the evil examiner somehow!!
but suddenly, it turned into the evil examiner somehow!!
Who was sent to fail every candiadate. Unfortunately...
Who appeared but the King of the Woohoos!
and "Woohoo" they all cried to the pitch of upper octave C but the examiner was still there and he was trying to fail them all but somebody cried...
"look over there!" and sure enough, who was standing there but the Minty-Fresh Toothpaste representative, to drive them all crazy with his speech!
"Minty-Fresh Toothpaste, for that Minty-Fresh Taste! terms and conditions apply, consult your doctor before use, batteries not included..."
everyone was clapping their hands to their ears but he couldn't be stopped! he was driving them all to insane boredom when...
"Minty-Fresh Toothpaste, for that Minty-Fresh Taste! terms and conditions apply, consult your doctor before use, batteries not included..."
everyone was clapping their hands to their ears but he couldn't be stopped! he was driving them all to insane boredom when...
somebody began to play a funeral march for the beginning of the Minty-Fresh Toothpaste representative's death of a severe dental pain from lack of brushing, but some body
wasn't wearing black to the funeral and everyone started staring at them. Because of this, the other toothpaste representatives glared and promptly turned into huge, vicious...
pieces of quiche, everyone was so suprised and in so much awe that they all ate each others funeral hats...this lead to massive indigestion, but suddenly
everyone that had eaten a hat turned into a hat, so there were giant quiches and giant hats roaming around while the evil examiner was trying to fail every candidate!!! The day was turning into a total fiasco so I decided to...
post on this forum and do an Irish jig but then a Scotsman came along and...
...met up with an englishman and an irishman. After much hilarity involving them being lost in all sorts of places including the jungle, the desert and a magic slide, they decided to...
have a quick jog through the thames, on the way across they met a fisherman whose name was maude, maude was a lovely old bird who had a pet quiche called freda. Maude told them that....
there was only one way to stop the evil examiner. It was...
not going to be easy, but...
It worked. It was to turn around...
while singing all of the Scissor Sisters' "Take Your Mama" backwards...
and eat chocolate afterwards.
This worked, and the examiner...
This worked, and the examiner...
...invited you to do this in the royal albert hall.
You then decided to...
You then decided to...
Sleep untill the results arrived, so...
you slept, but...
You woke just after the results were issued, so
(this is getting confusing, is the person 'I' or 'you'?)
QUOTE(Queen Jess @ May 4 2007, 09:16 PM) 
(this is getting confusing, is the person 'I' or 'you'?)
dunno. I think it's 'You'
QUOTE(lizbun @ May 4 2007, 04:24 PM)
You woke just after the results were issued, so...
..you went to bed again because you couldn't be bothered to read your results unless the butler brought them to you on a silver platter and recited them in a geordie accent. he only did this on the day that the results were published. so as i said, you went back to sleep
zzz. you dreamt of a fish....*crazy story. haven't read it all coz it was too long! i thought i'd put something weird on just to keep the weirdness up! its starting to become a tradition!*
The fish said 'Haddaway man, Ahm gan yhem'
Which meant "IM NUTTY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
The next day I......
The next day I......
Could not sleep again so I bungee jumped until the sun set...but
was hungry, so ...
decided to return to
OMG I MISSED THIS GAME.
OMG I MISSED THIS GAME.
Norton Juxta Twycross, where
Car Expert
Car Expert
I ate a lot of...
white jelly beans which I had found...
In a cafe near the...
Biggest tent in the world...
which was in ...
The marmite screamed at him from inside blobs body and then it burst out and said..." :)
Does that ^^ work? 
and said...'Please take me to...'
and said...'Please take me to...'
oops no! must of been looking at another page!
lets go from this bit again!
which was in ...
lets go from this bit again!
which was in ...
Neverland', so I...
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