got on my personal plane and...

Sat down next to a lady who turned out to be...

the cheif examiner!!! So I said ...

"Oh, sorry, I thought you were the Queen, but seeing as you're not...

Let's eat dinner', and I...

.....and so we flew off in my private helicopter to .....

Timbuck 8...We though "Have we.....

To look out for the man-eating terrapins, but..

We ate dinner and dined with

a snail in his giant shell and

Then I remembered my grade one exam

A evil dog came and...

danced the macrena

while playing the violin.

with a stick as

This as sliced cucumber

Then the evil dog came and eat an evil ...

Grade 1 examinor

who was attempting to colour in

his(/her) socks which were

growing holy faster than

A apple

When he finished, he...

turned to me and said...

'The woohoos are coming!', and...

Then danced. But my grade 1 exam results had come back and I had

Passed with flying colours! I had gotten exactly 150-and-a-half marks and at the bottom of the certificate, the examiner had written "thou shall join myself and my esteemed guests at a dinner party taking place in the rooms of mine manor at the time of eight o'clock during the minutes of the evening. yours most sincerely, Sir Dandie-Pluppington"

I was very surprized, and...

jumped up and down in suprise before i ...

xox

Screamed and then packed my suitcase and...

hopped on a plane which landed in Mexico!

Where i found the boy from the bush (earlier in the story) helping a

cello cross the road to find his owner...

even though the owner was beckoning with the bow, the cello rushed blindly past him and twanged all the strings on a lamp post

consequently, the chief examiner came and help the cello find his owner. When they were reunited however, the cheif examiner -

asked if he would like crunchy earwigs for his starter followed by-

orange slugs. However, when the slugs heard this they promptly...

turned a bilious shade of green and

ran away so they wouldn't get eaten before...

The slugs then remmebered slugs cant run and so they ...

transmogrified into millipedes and began to sing a humorous song about being inedible

carrots. Along came gordon brown and

and started screaming "oh my god, inedible carrots!!! I've been your biggest fan since I was five!" He proceeded to...

try and catch the inedible carrots so he could sell them on Ebay...

while humming Pachebel's Canon in D. However, the inedible carrots thought that this was their self-destruct trigger and suddenly exploded into billions of.....

..of pink butterflies, before turning into a 100 pink doves, which were humming...

the tune of Summer by Hisaishi because CPPF told them to, threatening that if they didn't ...


ZOMG I LOVE THIS THREAD.
*hugs to death*

finish off the washing-up they left from the previous night,...

Car Expert

they would spend the next twentyyears rehearsing for pop idol

by singing, 'I'm a Believer' from Shrek...