Which were of course fake so as to avoid. . .

the black hole outside the room which was indeed listening and watching what was going on sucking up the earth in seconds

if the examiner refused to pay the ransom of 400 copies of 'le onde'

within 10 minutes..

the examiner had crossed the atlantic, sprinted to the top of the statue of liberty, found a paraglider on the floor, flown back across the atlantic, bought 399(miscounted) copies of 'le onde' and handed them to the black hole, before realising that this was all just blackmail and was instantly sucked up by the black hole, and died of an extremely painful death...

while the students just stood there laughing with a big grin on their face...

They got so excited, that they decided to throw bananas at each other because there were quite a lot of banana trees around...

And then one slipped over on a banana skin and cried and cried for their mummy because they wanted to go home. They were tired....

and nearly fainted

but superwoman came and gave them lots of sugar tablets to keep them awake so that they could continue fighting the evil examiner...

who had come back from the dead as an evil mummy

and loads of locusts came out of its mouth...

The evil mummy decided to....

go to boots to get some more bandages and some shampoo because a bird 'excreted' on his head...

...but when he used the shampoo it made his hair turn green...

which happened to be the fashion at the time

But then he saw one of his students dying their hair green and got reaaaaaalllly angry at them for copying him so he...

quickly forced his student to go with him in a Reliant Robin to...

tickle purple hedgehogs at the nearest

BP petrol station

Which charged £200 per tickle so the examiner said

"While I fill up my Reliant Robin with diesel, I'll give you a penny to tickle as many hedgehogs as possible!"

One of the more intelligent hedgehogs heard this and took up the challenge of tickling himself and laughed so hard that he

exploded and turned into a new Honda Civic with legs instead of wheels

powered on eco-friendly broccoli instead of petrol...

LOL can't get away from cars can we Car expert, this seems to be a story from us in the last few posts...why is nobody else joining in?

which had to be bought from a special 'Honda supermarket' in the Isle of Wight

I know I can't!

situated behind a big boulder with a sign saying 'beware of the cars'

All the four-legged Hondas has to squeeze past the aisles to get through

the thick forest of vines growing in between, not unlike those in 'Sleeping Beauty'...

A fluffy glow-in-the-dark squirrel-shaped tunnel but then one of the Hondas tripped over another Honda and before they knew it, all the Hondas and hedgehogs were tumbling down the hill until they bumped in to the examiner in a strange mysterious...

Lol sorry sue I was typing my bit when you posted yours... we'll say they got to the vines and then there was a tunnel connected to it...

Out of which suddenly popped a eurostar train driven by

By the way Louise, you can edit/delete the other post no or it'll get confusing!

an ant, but because it was so small...

It couldnt reach the warn button to stop the train if something was in the way so

he pressed the horn, with a lot of strength to call this emormous purple elephant...

who accidentally stepped on the examiner because the elephant was so big so the ant drove them both to the nearest hospital but when they got there they noticed everyone was...

trying to run away into the nearest hiding place, or shop, but...

Couldnt fit into the door due to a invisibarrier set by Lord Voldemort

a kind helpful assisstant penguin gave the examiner a plaster while the huge giant sellotape chased everybody, cackling evilly as it did so!!! It paused suddenly as it saw the penguin and the examiner growing bigger and bigger and...

hang on a minute, how come it says it's 11:53am? on my watch it says it's 12:53am... whoopsy...

um...which one are we going to use? I hate it when this gets confuzzleding!

Crazy Dudette's is a new sentence.

...penguin and the examiner growing bigger and bigger and...

Car Expert

quickly got out a needle and prodded them both causing them to simultaneously

sing the theme tune from the tweenies and then. . .

...I realised it had all been a rather confusing dream, and I was back in Amber's office because I needed counselling (clearly!) - it was then I suddenly realised I needed to fulfill my destiny as a Jedi Master || but with my Grade 8 Woohoo Exam coming up and all...


Wobby

(Phew, took me absolutely ages to read through all of that, the question is, will I be able to do the same by Saturday?!)

With my grade 8 exam coming up I decided to practise my saxophone, but when I went to find it, it was replaced by a note from the Teletubbies telling me I needed to go to Tubbieland to find it again so I...

rode Po's scooter to see that weird baby in the sun

Laugh like a crazy hyena turning the sky purple at the same time

Which made everywhere rain chocolate!!! David Beckham came in with an ooma loompa though with a light sabre and the rain stopped...

and turned into snow. So I grabbed the..

Light sabre, and began to