Full Version: It Was The Day Of My Grade 1
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But their mouths were filled with clotted cream so....
the only sound that came out was glurp, glurp, however a talent scout
...looking for the next "Britain's got talent" hopefuls, felt that with a bit of tidying up they could...
make a double Jersey record
using the moosings of a herd of ginger cows
and an evil monkey....
jumped out of a friendly giraffe's left ear and...
eat all of the cows, then....
turned into the evil examiner! I started to...
start to
finish my drawing of...
Car Expert
Car Expert
an elephant shooting peas out of a small toy gun and then......
a giant banana fell down from the sky and hit the evil examiner on the head! But...
~Wobby~
~Wobby~
without any panic he wiped it off and called the next student into the room
They sat down and started to play when...
an elephant shooting peas out of a small toy gun came in and...
...tried to fix the plumbing...
whilst the candidate played 'Water Music'..............
and squirted a water pistol at the examiner
who became very cross, and decided the only punishment fit for such a crime was...
(sorry, I had to post here for old times sake.
)
(sorry, I had to post here for old times sake.
)
to scare me, by getting out a knife and fork to...
eat a sausage sandwich whilst I did ALL the Grade 8 scales. perfectly.
Then he came towards me with a.................
Then he came towards me with a.................
long piece of string, to which was attached...
an unplayable-looking violin, which he asked me to...
play "The Devil Went Down to Georgia".
After which, I..........................
After which, I..........................
explained that it wasnt a viola, but a cello, hence the gaping hole in my kneck. He responded by...
...sitting down suddenly on the floor and starting to sing...
when there was a knock on the door, the examiner, startled...
said" Come into my parlour".
The door opened with a squeak and....
The door opened with a squeak and....
in walked Felipe Massa, carrying...
of all things, the worlds largest, most terrifying...
Sheet of blank paper, on which there was...
some cheese and biscuits and...
A home made carrot cake.
The examiner took the sharpest knife from the drawer and............
The examiner took the sharpest knife from the drawer and............
stabbed the carrot cake, then randomly shouted...
"I love you, I love you ,I love you".i was so shocked I.....
clean fainted away.
When I woke up...............
When I woke up...............
...I found the pillow in shreds and feathers all over the place!!!
This was strange, because there hadn't been a pillow when I fainted.
However, in before i fainted there was a ...
huge blue pencil sharpener on top of the piano, which was...
sharpening a pencil all on it's own,"How odd,is there anybody there?...
"no!" shouted a voice, and then in walked Elton John, wearing...
Nothing but a very bright, skimpy...
Thong,and socks and sandals on his feet. "Hello,where is my wallet?" he said
to me. "It's on your head" I replied. Along with a...
small collection of pencils, belonging to the HLR, who incidentaly...
had on a bright pink scarf and orange gloves, which were...
borrowed off the Dr Who set,Elton then moved towards the..
window, opened it and...
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