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Henry the 8th and Rolf had woken her up from her afternoon nap. She shouted in a loud voice...
"Oi! You woke me up from my afternoon nap!" 
"Sorry" said Henry "can you tell me where the tonic is?" The CE said...
"Sorry" said Henry "can you tell me where the tonic is?" The CE said...
"erm... I don't think
I can, but I know all about leading notes if that's any help to you."
"Well.." said Henry "Thanks but....
"Well.." said Henry "Thanks but....
actually I've got to go now." So he jumped out of the window, then suddenly in came...
a troupe of Girl Guides, who set up their fire and proceeded to...
burn down the building! We had to escape by...
activating our ejector rockets, which were hidden in...
our metronomes. Unfortunately,
they were set to Presto, so we ended up...
QUOTE(ilovemycello @ Jun 14 2009, 01:24 PM) 
they were set to Presto, so we ended up...
in a high orbit around Mars...
singing "Show me the way to go home" in our best voices, except one who
decided to try the descant part, but the poor quality of his singing caused...
a major earth tremor off the east coast of...
the planet Strings, and all nationwide E strings snapped, initiating a...
stampede the size of
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Jun 14 2009, 02:50 PM)
stampede the size of
A giant Rhinocerous' bottom.
"Follow that!" Cried the choir master...
so we did, all the way to the outer ring of Saturn, where to our amazement
we met a walking, talking double bass, who said...
There will be a rocket passing by in a moment, you can hitch a lift to..............
the International Space Station, which I've heard is famous for...
Scones jam and clotted cream. Along with a string quartet playing...............
footsie with each other, even though...
their instruments don't have feet. On the International Space Station I would...
Eat mutant space mushrooms, and they would taste like....
slightly off cheese that had been sitting on a radiator..
(as if this threads still here
)
(as if this threads still here
)
...from a blue 1947 Austin Seven, which had suddenly...
been driven too fast down a hill and into a ...
wall which was made of.....
QUOTE(Fran*Piano @ Aug 11 2010, 08:58 PM)
wall which was made of.....
pink, green and yellow playdoh which the dog then ................
...kicked down, using his awesome ninja skills...
he flung the moon over Saturn which in turn............
QUOTE(The Old Lady @ Aug 13 2010, 01:18 PM)
he flung the moon over Saturn which in turn............
exploded into a shower of peonies and sparkly chirpings on the piccolo, much to the delight and anguish of...
the neighbour's cat, who thought the sound was much too.....
much like the myriad of yellow-bellied sapsuckers that had been nesting in ....
a violin's f hole, it dislodged the...
. . Queen yellow-bellied sapsucker who turned to her minions and exclaimed regally . . .
I can't find ANY popcorn!
Realising this was turning into a disaster, the dog tried to repair the moon using...
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